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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit

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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 8h
Holy fuck I just paid off my student loans from that time I failed out of college 23 years ago.
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 12h
Wendy Carlos should be on the 20 dollar bill. There should be a 50-foot-tall, solid-gold statue of her in Pawtucket. You should be able to buy all her albums in any format you want and a line of custom branded synths. She should be a household name along with Bob Moog.
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 12h
I think a lot about why Wendy Carlos’ albums are out of print and her wonderful website is now reserved for having a friend of hers tell people to leave her alone. It’s so fucking heart breaking what the world does to trans women
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 10h
Turns out marking an assignment "0" is a magic spell that gets assignments turned in.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Skipped class but also submitted two abstracts to NeMLA so it evens out.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WE HANGING THAT DONGZILLA!!!!!!
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
EARLY MODERN ISN'T OLD ENGLISH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE WE DOING ANYMORE WORDS MEAN NOTHING FUCK IT LETS DO A REMAKE OF BENNY AND JOON IN ARAMAIC AS WAS INTENDED.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Explaining to my wife that while, yes, I DO already have a Batman action figure, this is a DIFFERENT Batman action figure and I also need it.
Merry and Pippin meme from LOTR, Merry is looking at Pip saying "I don't think she knows about second Batman, Pip."
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Important Wanda video.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They fuckin cooked with this shit though.
Those toys you used to play with at the doctor's office with the weird fuckin wires and beads you could move across the wires i honestly don't know what they're called do they even exist in the real world or did they just appear in waiting rooms one day who can say but yeah you pushed the beads around and developed spatial reasoning or some shit.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They fuckin cooked with this shit though.
Those toys you used to play with at the doctor's office with the weird fuckin wires and beads you could move across the wires i honestly don't know what they're called do they even exist in the real world or did they just appear in waiting rooms one day who can say but yeah you pushed the beads around and developed spatial reasoning or some shit.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*henchman voice* Master...the boogie, master. It's laying down! As you foretold!
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A functional party would have ousted Fetterman a long time ago. "Fear" nothing; that dude already left the party.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hi @jamestalarico.bsky.social You stand for the rights of everyone or you stand for the rights of no one. Your willingness to demonize Trans men and women and legislate their existence is evil. Sincerely, A Texas Voter @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I freaked out, went to community college, stayed freaked out, got a BA, kept freaking out, got an MA, and now I'm working on a phd. Also started buying action figures.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Projector was broken in class today. So. Gave a lecture without a projector today. Which....fine. Motherfuckers been lecturing without projection since Socrates right? No big deal. I was lecturing on infographics. Without a way to show images. Nothing scares me anymore.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cheers from Texas, @bsky.app! And another reminder the law you are enforcing here is for app stores, not apps.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I just got into the car and my phone asked me if I needed a map to Whataburger and like. First of all, fuck you and second of all I never need a map to Whataburger.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lonely walk to the car after 11 hours on campus.
A parking garage completely empty except for a lone red car on the right.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So, to review. First week of class was canceled because we were hacked. Second week was all fucked off due to tech fall out from the hack, including classroom door locks not reading ID cards. And now canvas is fucked. Bout to just wear a toga and scream about tech writing at passersby, fuck it.
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 30/08/2026
told you he had hoes
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Y'all speak how y'all want.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Okay but Tom Hardy kinda spittin though.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie Star Meander II: The Dismay of Khan
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm not like any sort of "the special editions are blasphemous" Star Wars purist or anything but I would do and/or suffer literally anything for a version of Return of the Jedi without the song and dance scene.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I remember when I was that age.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I gotta admit, I probably would have loved hate watching the gritty, live action adult Powerpuff Girls show.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My cat has apparently been throwing screaming tantrums since I am no longer here in the day now.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 26/08/2026
Right now someone is designing a Tim Curry in a Dolly wig tattoo and I am envious of them.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Most Basic Millennial™️ answer? Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark woke something in me that will never go back to sleep. There is a direct line to me reading "Harold" for the 1,217th time when I should've been asleep at 8 years old and me getting a PhD in English in my 40s.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Taking three classes and teaching one class felt a lot easier before I was taking three classes and teaching one.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"I'm supposed to just TEACH tomorrow as if that is a completely normal thing for me to do," he said, professorially.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Going to war against the mechanisms of capitalism to own the libs.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The worst development of the streaming age is the death of watching options in hotel rooms.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm fairly biased but the fabliaux are a good time. Everyone points out the debauchery of The Decameron but it is TAME compared to what the French were doing a century earlier.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We've still had like no information or instructions on password resetting.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just got this out of my head and out of nowhere it's going around again we really do dig our own graves
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Also it would be hilarious how much Silicon Valley fuckwits sound exactly like burnout roommates feeding each other conspiracy theories during a week long Adderall and mushrooms binge if they didn't have unfathomable billions at their disposal to make their delusions reality.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Nerd Reich is a fantastic primer for anyone who might feel fucking insane trying to explain technofascism to people who are not online. As much as we on Bsky might all know what's happening, @gilduran.com does an amazing job laying it all out in a way that makes sense.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 19/08/2026
if there is one graphic I could get people who are trying to get folks to take any kinds of political action to look at, it's this one. if the goal is action, and you are cultivating feelings in the left hand column with your messaging, you are shooting yourself in the foot.
inertia is overcome by urgency
apathy is overcome by anger
fear is overcome by hope
isolation is overcome by solidarity
self-doubt is overcome by proof of agency
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UnCunefied @cuneform.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🎵You’re unbelievable🎵
Paulie from The Sopranos in a red tracksuit with a disapproving look and hand gesture while saying “Oh!” like he did.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Any other married couples have synced bladders or are my wife and I weird?
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Aaaaaaaand school starts on Monday now.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Everything Cregger has done, It Follows, IT.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Class starts tomorrow. We got hacked. Everything is down. Including email. No internet on campus. Lol lmao. Fuck.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My grandma worked the lingerie counter at JCPenney for like 35 years, retired with a pension and a card that guaranteed employee discounts for life at any location. Told me she "loved helping women be more comfortable." It's insane these career paths don't exist anymore.
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Do you think that whatever inspired the birds to go nuts and attack in "The Birds" also affected emus and cassowaries?
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/08/2026
Anyway. That man was driven to suicide & shouldn’t have been. Because he wasn’t extended the same grace as his colleagues demonstrably would have been.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/08/2026
When a Black person fails it satisfies the societal preconceived notion that allowing Blackfolk to exist in shared space at all is an act of charity they should have been too grateful for to exhibit poor judgment or make mistakes in the first place. It justifies your collective beliefs about us all.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/08/2026
The only conversation worth having is how Black people are overpoliced & over-punished & held to different standards in all aspects of life. That there is an outrage when Black people transgress that isn’t there when their non-Black counterparts do.
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