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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I can think of one thing that would get a lot of people off of them

NYT headline: Kennedy Starts a Push to Help American Quit Antidepressants

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/04/2026

yeah, so two things. first, i have been saying for some time that *this* is the message. and that it is a broad one that can fit a large number of concerns. and second, this dude has the juice.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

The real thrill of the Olympics is every time I look at my phone I’m ignoring the most important 90 seconds of a person’s life.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Relax, bread department

Grocery store sign of bagel that reads: pick your own. Part of the sign is obscured to look like it reads: fuck your own

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I will support whichever Democratic presidential candidate promises to punish everyone in this administration in the most fucked up way possible.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Master and Commander is one of the best films ever ever made

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

The first Minnesota murder, they refused to let a medical professional help the woman they shot. The second Minnesota murder, they simply shot the medical professional.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

It must be wild being a Republican. Literally no beliefs other than a burning desire to have a bigger, more confident man tell them what to do.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

None of this shit is going to get a girl to say yes to a second date, incels

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

You can always tell which delivery people don’t have dogs

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

A Nazi (2026)

4 panel comic:

Panel 1:
A smug Nazi throwing up a Nazi salute

Panel 2:
The Nazi gets hit with a little water balloon

Panel 3:
The Nazi starts to shrink and shrivel

Panel 4:
The Nazi is a now tiny crying baby

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

White people who are afraid of becoming a minority feel that way because they know how they themselves treat minorities.

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10/01/2026

"One was an open paramilitary wing of an openly fascist political party, the other is an unaccountable government force operating without clear uniforms, identification, or transparency... for an openly fascist political party."

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ICE Is Nothing Like the Brownshirts, Because the Brownshirts Actually Identified Themselves

Let’s get this out of the way: Immigration and Customs Enforcement is nothing like the Sturmabteilung, a.k.a. Hitler’s Brownshirts. Your main clue ...

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

How many women have died with “fucking bitch” ringing in their ears? Don’t let the misogyny get erased here

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

i’m not sure “he keeps getting hit by cars he jumps in front of” is the defense they think it is

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Even if having “pronouns in her bio” were a bad thing, the shooter wasn’t looking at her bio, he was looking at her FUCKING FACE. DID SHE HAVE PRONOUNS ON HER FUCKING FACE, YOU NAZI FUCK?

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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

come closer

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I wish muttering wtf to yourself while you stare at your phone burned more calories

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

The vaccine autism thing is bullshit but even if you believed it, it seems incredibly fucked up to then believe that raising child death rates is some sort of worthwhile trade-off to reduce autism rates

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

i fail to see the error here

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 06/01/2026

Schumer really needs to be replaced as leader. We do not need, and this moment won't survive "I am disappointed." That's all he can muster, and it makes him the wrong person to lead the opposition to fascism. For the good of the country, he needs to step aside and let a brawler take his place.

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Happy anniversary to the last time a Republican actually took a stand

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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Elrond seems like the kind of guy who would overpronounce everything at a Mexican restaurant

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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” “A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

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honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

My sixth sense is always knowing someone doesn't want to be in an exit only lane before they do

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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/12/2025

"The miracle of birth is so incredibly beautiful to behold. Do you know the only thing that could make it better? Percussion. Nothing calms one’s stress and eases the pain of delivering a baby more than a little boy standing nearby absolutely shredding on his drum."