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Ria

@msrquay.bsky.social
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Dogs, cat, kid, wife. She/her. The horrors persist but so do I.

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ceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026
we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule
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Josh El @ranchwilder86.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is no bigger lie on the internet than the “prep time” for a meal on a recipe page.
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Huge ups to Carolina for being the first time to both make the Stanley Cup Playoffs AND be able to spend a week golfing.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I write about people who became famous for saying and doing horrible things so I routinely get asked this question. "Did they really believe it?" Look, I get the curiosity, but in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what's in their hearts. They put evil into the world.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@pittsburghpenguins.bsky.social I’m so sorry I kept calling you the Pittsburgh Grandpas, I didn’t recognize your game. Please keep smashing Florida into dust.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Every year, hundreds of people walk silently through the streets of Minneapolis… looking at the windows of the houses. It's the Wedge Cat Tour: the residents put the cats in the window and the crowd stops to admire them. Yes. This exists. 😹
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Watching the Artemis launch with my space obsessed son while explains the moon mission to his Snoopy. Only crying a little bit.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
What did Pittsburgh eat on their flight?? Penguins are cooking Denver.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Just the mom of a 5 year old, asking god and America why we have daylight savings time.
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
On the ideals of the Olympics, the fiction of hockey romance, and the real world: defector.com/the-u-s-hock...
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The U.S. Hockey Men Spoil The Fantasy | Defector
To be a U.S. Olympian is to represent the best that your country has to offer. That sounds extremely lofty when it’s written out like that, but I think that’s really how it works, ideally, if you’re t...
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I look forward to Team Canada’s revenge tour for the remainder of the NHL season. MacKinnon is going to be on a warpath and I can’t wait to see it.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Everybody say “thank you Ellen Hughes”
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/02/2026
So I kind of figured it’d be amazing to watch but man this really is different. She’s so relaxed. She’s visibly having so much fun. She’s not fighting for a medal here. She’s just playing her favorite game
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/02/2026
GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I do not think the most significant cultural shifts will come from a World War, Class War, Race War, or whatever other battle people weirdly fantasize about. I think it’ll be an integration of the idea that children are people and not the property of their parents.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
My son has informed me that hover boards eat plants and salad.
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Sotrue Bestie @cheatlines.co · 01/02/2026
Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
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Defector @defector.com · 20/01/2026
Sunday night gifted us the grandest, rarest form of hockey fight: the goalie fight. defector.com/2026-is-for-...
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2026 Is For Fighting | Defector
The new year is not yet three weeks old, but it is already rife with signs. Signs and portents. I have examined the flights of birds. I have consulted with the Pythia at Delphi (she says hello). I…
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
i just need a little treat just one more little treat one more little treat will fix me i promise just one more little treat
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Charlotte Tangle @charlottetangle.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
fun fact: if a recipe tells you it will take 8 to 10 minutes to caramelize onions, they're a lying-ass bitch
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Appreciate not only the display of humanity here, but also @pbump.com taking a second to note that there have been many other instances this year where other families probably felt the same way he does now.
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
i don't like that kelp isn't a plant. they should fix that in the next patch
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
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Only gay people should be allowed to drive trucks. You can buy a truck but you have to sign a paper saying you're gay. This would be very funny and also solve many of America's problems I guess.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Why is Bertuzzi always a jump scare on the Blackhawks?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
If you aren’t slamming excedrin with coffee on an empty stomach, are you even really living?
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
roses are red big laughs are hearty
The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
People trash talk video games, but I just had a surprisingly nuanced discussion about the immune system with my 5 year old based entirely on Fortnite comparisons.
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/10/2025
caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Hearing Kopitar say that one of the reasons he is retiring is to be present for his family makes me respect him so much more.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Not entirely sure what happened, but love turning on the Lightning vs Panther game to see what looks like 7 Tampa players in the penalty box. Peak Florida hockey experience.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Kimmel is about to make Super Bowl viewership number look like chump change.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I'm sorry y'all but Chipocalypse Now sounds like an ad for Taco Bell nachos.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Live your life so that people don’t consider rumors of your death a form of edging.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
So the sandwich guy ... beat the wrap
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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 19/08/2025
For the Epsteinth time, release the files
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
We have always been here. "In a time when love had to hide, joy still found a way to shine. They weren’t out, but they were together—arms draped, hearts full, laughter echoing louder than fear. Here’s to the quiet rebels who made room for each other long before the world was ready." #LGBT
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 09/08/2025
tell me about it, tiny aloe plant on the counter at the cafe near my house
a tiny aloe plant with a post it note that says LEAVE ME ALONE! TRYING TO LIVE >:(
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Adi Magazine @adimagazine.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
"There is no end to the horror, no fade to black. The children here continue to age without ever growing up. The elderly speak of bread the way others speak of lost lovers." —Alaa Alqaisi for @arablit.bsky.social Read: arablit.org/2025/07/21/b...
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Beneath the Howl of Hunger
“And though the world may have looked away, let this much be remembered: we named the hunger. We bore it. We endured. Let that remain.” – Alaa Alqaisi
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I have reached scratch making curds levels of home stress baking.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
i believe that at 18 every american should be entered into a draft, not for military service, but for one year of mandatory retail or restaurant work
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
i think it's bullshit that even when you're fully aware that you're mentally ill, the mental illness still works on you. umm excuse me i should be immune to this by now
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
pretty weird how there's always billion dollars just lying around whenever ICE needs concentration camps but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess
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