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Ria

@msrquay.bsky.social
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Dogs, cat, kid, wife. She/her. The horrors persist but so do I.

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ceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026
we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like. Former Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin??
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cut my parents out and one of the things my mom told my brother when he suggested therapy to her is that “she saw that it did to me”. Oh you mean being emotionally aware and unwilling to put myself in toxic situations?? Perish the thought.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brutal
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Camp Cousins Mario Kart Grand Prix
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Josh El @ranchwilder86.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is no bigger lie on the internet than the “prep time” for a meal on a recipe page.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The onions kill me. “Caramelize, about 2-3 minutes”. IN WHAT UNIVERSE
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@erekmajka.bsky.social our man Justin McElroy featured this on Munch Squad
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In the same boat 💕 it’s awful and wonderful. I’m so proud of him for doing so well but the house feels so empty
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m so scared
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Come on girl leave some good hair days for the rest of us
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
As someone who had a crying baby I can tell you with absolute certainty nobody wants the baby to stop crying more than the parents do.
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I don’t care what old white dudes think now, why would I care about what they thought 250 years ago??
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It’s so baffling to me. They just get to wear whatever neon speaks to their heart??
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Watching from Vegas!
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My Vietnamese coworker has stopped me from ordering Vietnamese style coffee many times. One day she was working off site and I ordered one; texted her 15 minutes later because I was having some sort of cardiac event. It’s like jet fuel disguised as a drink.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Mina stop I have a child, I can’t handle another word game on my plate!!
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Huge ups to Carolina for being the first time to both make the Stanley Cup Playoffs AND be able to spend a week golfing.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I know this isn’t the purpose of the post but how do you get your curls so beautiful and voluminous??
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I had my son in 2020. When they came around to discuss vaccines I was like we will take any of the ones you have and any clinical trials you’ve got to. Load him up.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I write about people who became famous for saying and doing horrible things so I routinely get asked this question. "Did they really believe it?" Look, I get the curiosity, but in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what's in their hearts. They put evil into the world.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@pittsburghpenguins.bsky.social I’m so sorry I kept calling you the Pittsburgh Grandpas, I didn’t recognize your game. Please keep smashing Florida into dust.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Every year, hundreds of people walk silently through the streets of Minneapolis… looking at the windows of the houses. It's the Wedge Cat Tour: the residents put the cats in the window and the crowd stops to admire them. Yes. This exists. 😹
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Watching the Artemis launch with my space obsessed son while explains the moon mission to his Snoopy. Only crying a little bit.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
🥲
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
But extremely cute
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I told my therapist the other day that I’ve reached a point where I can tell the depression is coming & honestly it’s rude af that it still shows up. Like girl read the room?? I’m on meds! Therapy for years! Support systems! Leave me alone! I’ve got things to do!
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
What did Pittsburgh eat on their flight?? Penguins are cooking Denver.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Just the mom of a 5 year old, asking god and America why we have daylight savings time.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN HAVE WE NOT SUFFERED
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
My son (5) walked up to the librarian yesterday and asked for “books about the dinosaurs and the meteor and mass extinction events”.
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
On the ideals of the Olympics, the fiction of hockey romance, and the real world: defector.com/the-u-s-hock...
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The U.S. Hockey Men Spoil The Fantasy | Defector
To be a U.S. Olympian is to represent the best that your country has to offer. That sounds extremely lofty when it’s written out like that, but I think that’s really how it works, ideally, if you’re t...
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I look forward to Team Canada’s revenge tour for the remainder of the NHL season. MacKinnon is going to be on a warpath and I can’t wait to see it.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Think how good that must have felt for them to be on the ice and just vibe. We should have more opportunities for athletes to remember why they love the sport.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Stop making him talk lady, his mouth hurts!
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Everybody say “thank you Ellen Hughes”
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Hellebuyck having the game of his life.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/02/2026
So I kind of figured it’d be amazing to watch but man this really is different. She’s so relaxed. She’s visibly having so much fun. She’s not fighting for a medal here. She’s just playing her favorite game
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Girl what
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Czechia did not let the hype intimidate them, they made Canada earn that win. Pretty sure I lost years off my life watching it.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Thank you for your boots on the ground work 💜
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/02/2026
GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I do not think the most significant cultural shifts will come from a World War, Class War, Race War, or whatever other battle people weirdly fantasize about. I think it’ll be an integration of the idea that children are people and not the property of their parents.
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
My son has informed me that hover boards eat plants and salad.
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Sotrue Bestie @cheatlines.co · 01/02/2026
Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
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Ria @msrquay.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Where are my fellow “no meaning” girlies at?!
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Defector @defector.com · 20/01/2026
Sunday night gifted us the grandest, rarest form of hockey fight: the goalie fight. defector.com/2026-is-for-...
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2026 Is For Fighting | Defector
The new year is not yet three weeks old, but it is already rife with signs. Signs and portents. I have examined the flights of birds. I have consulted with the Pythia at Delphi (she says hello). I…
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