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Jeff Tiedrich

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 21h

true story: when Donny was planning to kidnap Venezuela's leader, the Space Nazi's porn-bot Grok was egging him on, telling him it would be an awesome thing to do. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I ask the obvious question: WHAT THE FUCK??? link is here: bit.ly/4j1RvUh

It’s just super fucking insane that a demented imbecile in command of a nuclear arsenal is taking war advice from a six-fingered flattery-bot. Leaving Donny alone with an AI is like leaving him alone with Chucky.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23h

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit takes war advice from the Space Nazi’s Mecha-Hitler bot. Hilarity doesn’t ensue." who thought this was a good idea? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Preznit Fuckwit takes war advice from the Space Nazi’s Mecha-Hitler bot. Hilarity doesn’t ensue.

who thought this was a good idea?

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 21h

true story: when Donny was planning to kidnap Venezuela's leader, the Space Nazi's porn-bot Grok was egging him on, telling him it would be an awesome thing to do. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I ask the obvious question: WHAT THE FUCK??? link is here: bit.ly/4j1RvUh

It’s just super fucking insane that a demented imbecile in command of a nuclear arsenal is taking war advice from a six-fingered flattery-bot. Leaving Donny alone with an AI is like leaving him alone with Chucky.

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23h

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit takes war advice from the Space Nazi’s Mecha-Hitler bot. Hilarity doesn’t ensue." who thought this was a good idea? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Preznit Fuckwit takes war advice from the Space Nazi’s Mecha-Hitler bot. Hilarity doesn’t ensue.

who thought this was a good idea?

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Republicans are genuinely mystified as to why they've lost the support of Hispanic voters. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I try to explain to these idiots, using very small words that even MAGA can understand. link is here: bit.ly/4hjAHqE

It’s a no-brainer. You can’t have state-sponsored thugs rounding up every brown person they see and disappearing them into slave-labor gulags, and expect those same people to give you a thumbs-up and go, ‘more like this, bro.’

And not one of these act-first-and-think-never morons saw it coming.

Unbelievable.

Not even the original Nazis were this clueless. There’s no record of Hitler going, ‘what’s up with the Jews, why don’t they like us any more?’

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

at a Hispanic Heritage celebration yesterday, Preznit Fuckwit didn't just do a racism. he made up a brand new racism, on the spot — one that didn't even make sense. and that, my friends, is quite the talent. thank you for your attention to today's post. link is here: bit.ly/4hjAHqE

Donny is like stupid and racist had a baby, and then repeatedly dropped it on its head.

This abject imbecile should not be president. It’s a waste of his singular ability to be incoherent as fuck. He should be the host of a game show called Donny Says Shit.

I’m talking about a show where Donny blurts out whatever dumbfuckery pops into his head, and contestants compete to come up with the most logical explanation

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

here's Thursday's post: "Let’s all look on in horror as a racist game show host does a racism" also: Ken Paxton does a sad, and Piss-Drunk Pete does a transphobia. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Let’s all look on in horror as a racist game show host does a racism

also: Ken Paxton does a sad, and Piss-Drunk Pete does a transphobia.

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

in today's post, I actually attempt to converse with the White House's new AI chatbot, and dumbfuckery ensues. also, Eric Schmitt beclowns himself, and Jack Smith rules. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4xSpp1q

What do you mean, you won’t respond to personal insults? That’s pretty fucking ironic, given whose White House this is coming from.

You mean, if I were to ask you — oh, let’s say, ‘what is that fucked-up tangle of bullshit on top of Donny’s big, dumb pumpkin head,’ you wouldn’t answer it?

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

here's today's post: "Are you smarter than the White House’s new AI chatbot? Let’s find out." — Also: Jack Smith is definitely smarter than every Republican. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Are you smarter than the White House’s new AI chatbot? Let’s find out.

Also: Jack Smith is definitely smarter than every Republican

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TheCatMan @bigbrohem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This moron clearly has no idea how "numbers" actually work. Perfect response from Tiedrich today.

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look, you idiots — Preznit Fuckwit isn’t giving you five thousand dollars, okay?

grow a brain, why don’t you

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

how fucking nutso is it that Donny considers the revenue that our government takes in to be 'profits' for his personal use? and it's insane that the press just goes along with it. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain just how insane it all is. link is here: bit.ly/4AC7UFc

And it’s just fucking weird that Donny considers money taken in via taxes and tariffs to be profits. they’re not — they’re revenues.

This is a fundamental mistake that all these shit-gibbons who insist that ‘government should be run like a business’ make. Governments are not businesses. The revenues that a government takes in are — in any sane country — used to provide for the public well-being of its people. They’re not profits, for some tinpot fucksnoot like Donny to hoard for his own personal use.

And what’s all this nonsense about ‘Democrats don’t have any income’? There aren’t two treasuries, one for each major political party. There isn’t Republican money and Democratic money. It’s just money money.

Not only is it fucking insane that Donny believes this, it’s insane that every worthless scribbler of the corporate-controlled press just sits there and nods their head and goes, ‘well, I guess if Donny says so.’

None of this shit is normal. Is it really too much to ask of our media to stop treating it as if it were?

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

here's Tueday's post: "look, you idiots — Preznit Fuckwit isn’t giving you five thousand dollars, okay?" grow a brain, why don’t you. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

look, you idiots — Preznit Fuckwit isn’t giving you five thousand dollars, okay?

grow a brain, why don’t you

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

today's post gets off to a super-quick start with an awesome video, and then we settle in to parse all of Sunday's dumbfuckery. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4ylhBqg

This what-in-the-fucking-world image is taken from some AL slop that presidential flunky Dan Scavino posted to Elon’s Nazi Bar and Child Porn Emporium — and we’re going to get to it, I promise. But first—

Everything totally fucking sucks right now, so let’s just put our Hero of the Day right up top. It’s the guy who ruined Dear Leader’s day by screaming ‘YOU’RE A FUCKING PEDOPHILE’ at him.

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

from today's post: "What the fuck is this ‘let them eat cake’ bullshit from the White House?" — What thimble-brain thought this was a good idea? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

What the fuck is this ‘let them eat cake’ bullshit from the White House?

What thimble-brain thought this was a good idea?

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Preznit Fuckwit is a low-wattage moron who is fundamentally incapable of processing information — and yesterday, he just made one rake-steppingly bone-headed decision after another. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4Az3oaz

Donny Convict truly is the worst of us.

he’s a burst trash bag of personality defects. can you think of something that isn’t wrong with him? there’s the preening vanity. imagine looking in the mirror, seeing that desiccated piss-mop perched atop your head, and going, ‘oh yeah, I’m really rocking it today.’

then there’s the narcissistic grandiosity, and the overwhelming stupidity.

he’s got fascist tendencies. he’s incapable of ever telling the truth, or admitting mistakes. he’s a cheater. he’s lazy and impulsive, with the attention span of a coked-up squirrel. he’s racist, transphobic, and misogynistic.

he’s delusional, imagining that he’s entitled to all the power, all the money, and all the attention.

but even given all that, never forget that above everything, he’s a complete fucking moron.

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

here's Sunday's post: "rogue nation, moron president" — Preznit Fuckwit is why we can’t have nice things. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

rogue nation, moron president

Preznit Fuckwit is why we can’t have nice things

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

our stupidest senator hallucinates furry pilots on planes, unfuckable incels whine, and Dear Leader shows President Xi his magically regenerated ear. all that and more in 'this week in stupid,' my every-Saturday round-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. link is here: bit.ly/4ysRVYw

oh, look — here comes America’s stupidest Senator, Terminally-Concussed Tommy Tuberwille, to teach another one of his master classes in why you should never play football without a helmet.

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: September 26 edition" — furries fly it, Donny fries it, and so much more..." thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

this week in stupid: September 26 edition

furries fly it, Donny fries it, and so much more...

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the loyalists at Fox News are so sad right now, because they know that an electoral bloodbath is coming. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I gloat like few thought possible. maybe even the gloatiest gloating ever. link is here: bit.ly/4d4uBrC

“say goodbye to what’s left of the Trump agenda”?

don’t threaten me with a good time, Stu.

after the 2024 election, Republicans had the golden goose: the House, the Senate, the presidency were all theirs, and they could do anything they wanted. Donny took that golden goose and clownfucked it so hard that their agenda currently lies in tatters — and now, far too late to do anything about it, Republicans are waking up to the fact that maybe this guy wasn’t the answer.

boo fucking hoo.

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

yesterday, Preznit Fuckwit lost FOUR court cases — and a whole lot of other good stuff happened as well. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain why today is truly a Good News Friday. whooda thunk it? link is here: bit.ly/4d4uBrC

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

here's today's post: "we could all use a Good News Friday" — so let’s have one. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

we could all use a Good News Friday

so let’s have one

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SarahIM🍑 @sarwo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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from Thursday’s post, on Fox News’ blanket coverage of Donny Slovenian rent-a-wife yesterday—

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

today we spin the Big Wheel of Moron™ and it lands on the ludicrous claim that Melania is busy planning lavish state dinners. also: why was Donny wincing in pain during a military flyover? all that and more in today's post. thank you for your attention. link is here: bit.ly/471iTL7

oh please, can we dispense with this fiction that Melly plans anything? the White House has an entire staff for that shit. Melania is the most detached First Lady in the history of forever. this is not Dolly Madison we’re talking about here. it’s more like Dolly I Don Geef A Fock.

Mel doesn’t even live in the White House. she just shows up for whatever public events she’s contractually obligated to attend — but not until the check clears first. trust me, the only thing Melly plans about state dinners is how quickly she can get the fuck back to New York, and away from the barely-a-husband she despises.

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

here's today's post: "Donny winces in pain, Melania shuts off her brain. it’s a Big Wheel of Moron™ Thursday!" — what’s up with Dear Leader’s health? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Donny winces in pain, Melania shuts off her brain. it’s a Big Wheel of Moron™ Thursday!

what the fuck is going on with Dear Leader’s health?

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

yesterday, the UK's new Prime Minister, Andy Burnham had his first face-to-face meeting with Preznit Fuckwit — and the encounter was just about as batshit as you could have imagined. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock all that shit. link is here: bit.ly/4rrX0h2

as a head of state, how can you possibly prep for that? it’s one thing to have your advisors brief you on what to expect. ‘sir, he’s a little bit— unusual.’

it’s another thing entirely to actually sit right beside him and smell the diaper, gaze at the clownish makeup, the rotting hands and the neckgina, and actually hear the gibberish seeping from his rancid anus-mouth — some fuckbrained nonsense about how ‘the UK has so many names, and you have to be educated.’

that’s right, PM Burham, everything you were told about how Donny is ‘as if Dunning and Kruger had a baby, and then dropped it on its head,’ is true.

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Preznit Fuckwit gave a rambling, incoherent speech at the UN yesterday, and of course the idiot made a complete fool of himself, and embarrassed his country. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring all the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4rrX0h2

Little Donny Fuckface is what would happen if an overripe diaper became a real boy. he’s that full of shit.

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

here's Wednesday's post: "Dear Leader craps the bed — and then himself — at the UN" he’s such a fucking embarrassment. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Dear Leader craps the bed — and then himself — at the UN

he’s such a fucking embarrassment

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

here's Tuesday's post: "White House press corps, fuck yeah!" — who knew that doing the right thing could feel so good? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

White House press corps, fuck yeah!

who knew that doing the right thing could feel so good?

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

yesterday, the the major networks served up to Dear Leader a huge slice of Fuck You Pie, and boycotted all White House press events — leaving bottom-feeders like Newsmax to air amateurish silent videos. thank you for your attention to my coverage of this hilarious shit. link is here: bit.ly/4hkOvzV

holy shit.

yesterday, we finally got the answer to that age-old conundrum: if Dear Leader opens his fat yap in the middle of the White House, and there’s no one from the press pool around to report on it, does he make a noise?

the answer, it seems, is a resounding no.

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

we're so used to the corporate press kowtowing to Preznit Fuckwit's infantile demands — but yesterday, they actually stood up to him. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which congratulate these weasels for finally showing some spine. how long will it last? link is here: bit.ly/4hkOvzV

it turns out that silenced-by-the-media Donny is my favorite Donny — and that unfamiliar feeling you’re experiencing right now? that’s elation, at the White House press pool, for finally doing the right thing.

yesterday morning, the five major TV networks — ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC and even Fox News — announced that they were serving up to Dear Leader a generous slice of Fuck You Pie.

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

yesterday, the the major networks served up to Dear Leader a huge slice of Fuck You Pie, and boycotted all White House press events — leaving bottom-feeders like Newsmax to air amateurish silent videos. thank you for your attention to my coverage of this hilarious shit. link is here: bit.ly/4hkOvzV

holy shit.

yesterday, we finally got the answer to that age-old conundrum: if Dear Leader opens his fat yap in the middle of the White House, and there’s no one from the press pool around to report on it, does he make a noise?

the answer, it seems, is a resounding no.

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

here's Tuesday's post: "White House press corps, fuck yeah!" — who knew that doing the right thing could feel so good? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

White House press corps, fuck yeah!

who knew that doing the right thing could feel so good?

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

hey folks. I have an instagram that I just might start using again. I just posted to it for the first time in a good long while www.instagram.com/p/DdkDiDSvkg...

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Preznit Fuckwit's idiotic plan to build some ginormous drone-and-sniper arch in the middle of DC is just his latest stupid idea in a lifetime of stupid ideas. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock the insanity of it all. link is here: bit.ly/4dp8SuA

Little Donny Shit-For-Brains is all about the having stupidest fucking ideas you’ve ever heard.

‘five of my casinos have gone bankrupt. let’s open up a sixth.’

‘everyone should inject bleach and guzzle horse paste.’

‘you know what would be so easy to win? a war on Iran, that’s what.’

‘I’m going to tease my six remaining strands of hair into some fucked-up rat’s nest of cotton candy bullshit.’

‘oh, I know: let’s build some ginormous fugly arch that towers over everything else, and let’s stick it right in the middle of Washington, DC — oh, and let’s militarize it. let’s use it as an ammunition dump. and let’s include multiple sniper nests. yeah. and you know what? let’s put a drone port on top of it. yeah, fucking drones, bro. oh, man — that’s going to be so cool.’

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

here's today's post: "some fucked-up militarized sniper arch is the last thing we need right now" — I’ll tell you what We the People do need. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

some fucked-up militarized sniper arch is the last thing we need right now

I’ll tell you what We the People do need.

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

there's a reason why our founders put 'freedom of the press' right into the very first amendment. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain it to the diapershittingest moron ever to crap himself raw in Oval Bordello. link is here, please read it: bit.ly/4AuKhyz

of course, this whole fucktangle is about more than legal battles over who gets to be a reporter.

the larger issue is, what kind of country do we want? one where the government and those who report on the government engage in an open and honest dialog? or one where some cranky Diaperload-in-Chief gets mad at words, and tries to hide his shitty crimes from public view?

I know what Teddy Roosevelt’s answer would be.

you can’t have a functioning democracy without freedom of the press. our founders knew that — that’s why they made the First Amendment the very first amendment.

and contrary to whatever MAGA may think, there’s no clause in the Constitution that says anything about ‘in 250 years we try having a king again, only this time he’s really fucking dumb.’

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TheCatMan @bigbrohem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Jeff Tiedrich - As usual, nails it, and with unmatched humor and skill.

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what kind of shithole piss-baby president gets mad at reporters for reporting?

I’ll give you one guess

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

here's Sunday's post: "what kind of shithole piss-baby president gets mad at reporters for reporting?" I’ll give you one guess. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

what kind of shithole piss-baby president gets mad at reporters for reporting?

I’ll give you one guess

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

one MAGA preacher says that God is going to lower the price of gas. another is building an AI Jesus. and the House GOP now says that border walls are a commie plot. all that and more in "this week in stupid," my every-Saturday round-up of the dumbest shit that happened. links here: bit.ly/4rkEO9b

ha ha, you stupid leftist. I’ll bet all this time you thought it was market forces that determined the price of gas. well, guess again, commie. it’s God who controls that shit. check and mate!

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

our colicky piss-baby president bans the press from the White House, some MAGA preacher says God's going to lower gas prices, and Bobby Brainworms is going to solve chemtrails. all that and more in my 'this week in stupid,' thank you for your attention to to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4rkEO9b

but the lowest moment came when the fucking idiot actually admitted that indeed, he was ‘banning the free press.’

‘the free press’ — those were his words.

look, the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press had better get their act together and sound the alarm against this authoritarian bullshit, or it won’t be long before they completely lose the right to ever stand up and ask, ‘what the fuck is wrong with you?’

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: September 19 edition" — God lowers prices, Donny airs his vices, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

this week in stupid: September 19 edition

God lowers prices, Donny airs his vices, and so much more...

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

while everything goes to shit, and basic goods remain unaffordable, Dear Leader's Slovenian rent-a-wife is on social media, bragging about the lavish State Dinners she throws. shut the fuck up, Mel. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I go ballistic. link is here: bit.ly/4hbPlPl

at a time when We the People are struggling to pay the bills and put food on the table, here’s our First Escort, bragging about how opulent State Dinners are.

shut the fuck up, Melly. no one gives a shit.

don’t you love how that video implies that Melania is personally involved in arranging the table settings? oh please — none of that shit is happening. there’s a whole White House staff whose job is to take care of that stuff.

just like the husband-in-name-only who she refuses to live with, she just swoops in at the last minute to take credit for other people’s work — and she’s probably a self-entitled nightmare to deal with.

trust me, Melania’s only involvement in these State Dinners is making sure that Diaper Nurse Natty’s place card goes missing.

‘so sorry, Notolie. it not here. I guess you fock off now.’

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

here's Friday's post: "none of this shit is popular" — Dear Leader fucking sucks, and Republicans are going to get crushed in the midterms. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

none of this shit is popular

Dear Leader fucking sucks, and Republicans are going to get crushed in the midterms

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

in the Senate yesterday, a comatose Glitch McConnell had to be reminded of how he was supposed to vote. I'm sorry, but that's just elder abuse. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I unpack the video, second by second. link is here: bit.ly/4cOItpM

let me narrate what’s happening in that clip. as the roll call vote to advance a farm bill takes place, Republican Committee Chairman John Boozman leans over to remind Mitch how to vote. McConnell then sits in silence, unresponsive as his name is called. Republican Senator John Hoeven leans over and says and says to Mitch, ‘no.’

a panicked McConnell aide — the one in a red dress — dives towards the table, because that’s not how Mitch is supposed to vote. his name is called again, and this time he manages to croak out a ‘yes,’ barely loud enough to hear, and the bill passes by one vote, 12-11.

what in the actual fuck did we all just watch?

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

here's Thursday's post: "Mitch glitches, Holy Mike wimps out, and Dear Leader is a fucking moron" — or, as we call it, Wednesday. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Mitch glitches, Holy Mike wimps out, and Dear Leader is a fucking moron

or, as we call it, Wednesday

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

good news, pigfuckers! the FBI won't fire you just for indulging in some barnyard antics. Senators wanted to know why. "because reasons," answered Krazee-Eyes Kash. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock the insanity of it all. link is here: bit.ly/4yLgOid

I shit you not. it’s now official FBI policy that bestiality aficionados no longer have to fear for their jobs, if their significant other happens to moo, or bark.

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

unaffordable goods and services. a surveillance state gone wild. out-of-control AI doing whatever it wants. these are actual problems we face — but Dear Leader is too busy throwing a shit-fit over his name on the Kennedy Center to care. thank you for your attention to today's post: bit.ly/4yLgOid

it’s hard to believe that anyone could be this infantile, much less a nation’s chief executive. and for what? for not getting his way over having his name on the side of a building. how completely fucking embarrassing is that?

but that’s what this stupid shit is fixated on. that’s what consumes him, as the world falls to pieces all around us: his fucked-up obsession with slapping his name on everything.

it could be nice if this raving lunatic would be this concerned about fixing any of the problems that he himself created.

look at what we face: inflation. the price of everything going through the roof. masked federal thugs roaming the streets of our cities, shooting with impunity anyone they care to. a surveillance state gone wild, with Flock cameras all the fuck over the place. janky, six-fingered plagiarism robots escaping containment and running wild in ways we can’t predict — or stop. an energy crunch that’s only getting worse, caused by Donny’s unwinnable war of choice against Iran.

wouldn’t it be nice if Donny would bother to pick up the phone and scream at someone, anyone, about any of that shit?

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

here's today's post: "it’s a day of infantile meltdowns as Donny gets his ass kicked by judges" — grow the fuck up, bro. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

it’s a day of infantile meltdowns as Donny gets his ass kicked by judges

grow the fuck up, bro

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

okay — *something* happened that terrified everyone who makes AI tech. they won't tell us what, but now they want it reined in. but Preznit Fuckwit won't listen, because he's corrupt, and too stupid to understand what's at stake. thank you for your attention to today's post. link: bit.ly/4xYOWHp

tell me, is it a bad sign when the guy who helped invent AI tech gets so terrified of what he’s done that he quits his job and starts blowing the whistle — and then, his own boss and the boss’s own cronies go ‘oh fuck, he’s right, this shit’s hella evil’?

that sounds pretty fucking terrifying to me. isn’t that the plot of umpteen science fiction books any movies — some rogue AI decides that humanity needs to be killed to death — or turned into batteries?

Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

okay — *something* happened that terrified everyone who makes AI tech. they won't tell us what, but now they want it reined in. but Preznit Fuckwit won't listen, because he's corrupt, and too stupid to understand what's at stake. thank you for your attention to today's post. link: bit.ly/4xYOWHp

tell me, is it a bad sign when the guy who helped invent AI tech gets so terrified of what he’s done that he quits his job and starts blowing the whistle — and then, his own boss and the boss’s own cronies go ‘oh fuck, he’s right, this shit’s hella evil’?

that sounds pretty fucking terrifying to me. isn’t that the plot of umpteen science fiction books any movies — some rogue AI decides that humanity needs to be killed to death — or turned into batteries?