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Matt

@mpk23.bsky.social
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Plant and Critter lover, High school (7-12) science teacher, He/him/'yall. I mute or block slop users depending on how I feel that day, even if you're mocking the right people with it.

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Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 01/09/2024
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
A skeet from “rare body oils” that says:

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/10/2026
do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life
flyer on a pole reading 

I CAN CHOP ANYTHING 
WOOD TIRE STRONG WOOD
(with action photos)
$400 REWARD for bringing me something I CANNOT CHOP 
chopping is how I keep my mind thinking good Thoughts
(contact info9
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Dee 🦋 @iamstillwithher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
💅
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When dogs meet animals. 🐶🐕🦴🫏🐥 Sometimes it turns out well, other times not so.. 😅 #dogs #animals #funny #lol
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
77 Candles 🎂 today for the glorious SIGOURNEY WEAVER
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Wendy Miller @burrowingowl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why does today feel like another Monday? Anyway, here's another owl video. #birds
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am learning to be more and more concise in my responses
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cara giaimo @cjgiaimo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i was fortunate enough to profile Margaret Hamilton in 2019. A really kind and curious person. This was my favorite story she told me:
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jeff de Boer @jeffdeboer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At last the Fat Henry VIII mice are done! Today is phot day. #jeffdeboer #mousearmour #miniatureart #metalarts #henryviii
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@weirdalyankovic69.bsky.social
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David Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The only possible upside of Super Intelligence is that I would not misread Wierd AI Doom Cult
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
RIP to a real one.
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
is that good
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Fungi First @fungifirst.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No one ever gets excited when I ask them if I can show them my ear rot of corn until I show them the starbursts produced by Fusarium inside the infected glass gem corn kernels! 🌽🎆🧫👂🧟 #Mushrooms #FungiFriends
Close up of several rows of an ear of Glass gem corn, an American heirloom flint corn known for its translucent, rainbow colored kernels. Many of the dark colored kernels show firework like starbursts inside each kernel, an indication that the corn has Fusarium ear rot, a common fungal disease.
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rabagast @rabagast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i've found the perfect webcam schedule now: bear cam during alaskan daylight hours, when the bears are up and about, and volcano cam while it's night in hawaii and kilauea's flaming vents glow in the dark. this time of year my time zone is 10 hours ahead of alaska and 12 hours ahead of hawaii.
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Esther van Hulsen wildlife art @esthervanhulsen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Having fun with a batch of new scale drawings for the upcoming book about prehistoric birds. :)
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Tibsun @sunoftiberian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Overnight into October 7, Russian forces launched a combined drone and ballistic missile attack on the Kyiv region. As a result of the strike, the "Sadyba Niushanyk" bird rehabilitation center burned down. What it now and was like before: www.instagram.com/sadyba_nyush...
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My extremely inebriated friend Patton Oswalt narrates the epic saga of The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota on a brand new episode of DRUNK HISTORY! youtu.be/afXtQ6ghzsA?...
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The Biggest Ball of Twine (w/ Patton Oswalt) - Drunk History
YouTube video by Comedy Central
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
did you know that Ketamine reverses epigenetic damage in the brain and that's why it helps treatment-resistant depression??? I LEARNED THIS TODAY
Epigenetic aging and DNA methylation biomarker changes following ketamine treatment in patients with MDD and PTSD: a pilot study
Published in: Translational Psychiatry,2025
Database:Springer Nature JournalsThe epigenetic mechanisms of ketamine in the treatment of depression: a systematic review.
Published in: Epigenomics,2025 Dec
Database:MEDLINE
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Matthew Cobb @matthewcobb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A lot of excitement on here about the article in Science summarising the discoveries of @alistairsponsel.bsky.social and Brian Sutton, just published in the Journal of the History of Biology. Some people have asked, so here is what I think they show, and what are the implications:
link.springer.com
Photograph 49 is the Key to Understanding the History of Rosalind Franklin’s DNA Photograph 51 - Journal of the History of Biology
This essay, co-authored by a historian of science and an X-ray crystallographer, sheds new light on Rosalind Franklin’s Photograph 51. We refute the infamous claim that, unlike James Watson, Franklin ...
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. ... On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." HL Mencken, 1920
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mandated reporting this morning. Glad to do it for the kid, but what a bummer.
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Chris Fisher @fisherspeaks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Having guests experience Northern Saw Whet Owl banding for the first time is always thrilling. Seeing the wonder in meeting this tiny creature through the eyes of others reminds me of the value of nature to our lives.
A small Northern Saw-whet Owl is held in the hand of a bird bander.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
⚠️ Some voices I respect are voicing serious concerns about the “plague” in Russia. There are apparently indications it might be an engineered pathogen. (I hadn’t been worried before, other than in a joking way.)
Ashish K. Jha @ashishkjha
X.com
Kevin co-chairs our scientific advisory board
Kevin is at @MIT and one of the smartest people in the world on issues of engineered pathogens
Kevin's tweets are worth your time

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Russia's five-hospital quarantine, FSB involvement, and reported hazmat use in response to the death of a single researcher at a weapons-lineage Irkutsk lab are inconsistent with a lab-acquire...

5:02 PM • 10/5/26 • 114K ViewsKevin Esvelt
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Russia's five-hospital quarantine, FSB involvement, and reported hazmat use in response to the death of a single researcher at a weapons-lineage Irkutsk lab are inconsistent with a lab-acquired plague infection, which would have been treated with prophylactic antibiotics.
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Russian authorities have surely sequenced the Irkutsk pathogen, but refuse to identify it.
Physical lockdown indicates it cannot be controlled with
prophylactic antibiotics, implying engineered pan-resistance or that it isn't plague at all.

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None of this means the Irkutsk pathogen will cause a pandemic.
But the response clearly indicates that Russia believes an epidemic is possible - and that the responsible agent is likely a pandemic weapon or otherwise embarrassing for the government.
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Kevin Esvelt @ @kesvelt •2h
Vaccines will be ineffective against competently designed pandemic weapons. Russia may not be competent yet, but future Al will democratize competence.
We should stockpile pandemic-proof PPE and install germicidal far-UV and glycol misters in public spaces.
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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No matter how much OCD Yahweh bribes or threatens or smites them, the minute he turns his vindictive gaze away, the Israelites are right back to raising statues of Astarte with the great tits
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 05/10/2026
Spooky bird stories. My Halloween comic from 2024.
A comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??" In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!". In panel 3, A screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!". In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Deepak Karra (deepak_karra on IG) captured this shot of a pink robin, native to the forests of South Australia & Tasmania. In technical terms, this is a bird shaped like an orb, or 'BORB'. 🐦🟣 Reminder that this little guy is a direct descendant of theropod dinosaurs like T. rex. (📷: Deepak Karra)
A poof of bright pink belly feathers that looks like one of those fuzzy pencil-toppers is surmounted by a dark grey head in which is a wary dark eye.  It's gripping a pink flowering branch that changes from nearly vertical to actually vertical, requiring a sort of death grip by the legs.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We normally mention her work as part of why the fluoroscopes vanished from shoe stores. Yes, it's fun and all to let kids see their toes wriggle inside their shoes but not the best idea. In my field, she is far more important for her work at Hanford.
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To Valhalla
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I Scream Ridge @eileen4ever.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I lived in Oregon in the 90s & one night on radio a young woman was interviewing Joni Mitchell about an art exhibit she had at the time. During the interview she found out that Mitchell was also (!) a musician, and told her that was great, something to fall back on if the art didn’t pan out.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
punk’s not dead
“Angry Bird”
Photograph: Jan Wittmer/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Never have so few Taken so much From so many"
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kitten ear-cleaning service: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Dylan @zaffirorubino.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 10/09/2026
Remember all of the Tamagatchis that died in kitchen drawers back in late 1997? History doesn’t repeat itself, but it rhymes…
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"“Our department is, you might say, putting on the full armor of God because while we wage physical war, we all know the real battle is spiritual,” Hegseth said. “God is good. Evil is not. And America’s military must understand the difference.” *screams in gnosticism*
militarytimes.com
Pentagon launches Office of Religious Affairs, will report directly to Hegseth
The Pentagon intends to address what Hegseth calls a loss of religious community within the military after an era of “political correctness.”
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Sleeping with the Earth @swte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I used this in a meeting this morning and they gave me a one week extension on my project deadline
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 30/09/2026
now that’s what I call an abomination
A bizarre koala bear Mario sculpture.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
the only good seized contraband photos are the customs beagles that find the food and then pose with the illegal yams
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Matt Separa @mattsepara.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like Brendan Fraser playing an incel.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
True not just in publishing/writing. Look at how this new Meta Muse basically jumps into the user's shit, mixes it around, gets it everywhere. Shares their address. Lies to their contacts. Sells their stuff at a low price. Do not let the vampire in. Hang garlic. Sharpen stakes.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That tiktokker's name? Albert Einstein
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Holding his wound, John Lennon said his famous last words "et tu, Brute?" after former bandmate George Harrison shot him. Lennon had been shot by Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr in the minutes prior. A passerby started laughing and loudly exclaimed "got his ass" and proceeded to film a TikTok video.
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