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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 30/09/2026

What about the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads? They do not think that Hegseth is a righteous dude.

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Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Actually, Fetterman is the scientist’s name.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 22/09/2026

Why does the new McLaren logo look like a ripoff of the Marriott Bonvoy logo? #F1

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 16/09/2026

Does anyone have a gif of Jesus Quintana asking, “Are you ready to be fucked, man!?” Because that would be perfect for… “Everyone Ed Sheeran is touring with: [insert gif of Jesus Quintana asking, “Are you ready to be fucked man!?”]”

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 13/09/2026

I’m calling it, George Russell has been attempting to recapture the greatness of his reserve drive at the 2020 Sakhir GP and will likely never again reach that level of greatness. At least while Antonelli is around. Or until 2031.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 13/09/2026

Is George Russell going to become Valtteri Bottas’ spiritual successor in F1? I give 18 months until he’s posting from NSW, sporting a mullet.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 13/09/2026

Have I missed out on any new sad George Russell memes today?

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 12/09/2026

A dual-wielding Trump and Scuderia fanboy? I may have located the most emotionally damaged human alive.

A Ford F-150 featuring bumper stickers for Donald Trump’s 2024 presidential campaign and Scuderia Ferrari HP

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 10/09/2026

Wonder if his toothbrush folds…

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 09/09/2026

Why didn’t Ryan Coogler title the first Adonis Creed sequel “Creed 2: Bruise Control”?

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 09/09/2026

Okay, but when will we start seeing Pumpkin Spice Red Bull on store shelves?

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Shana at the Cottage @shana-nola.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Just a reminder that there is no algorithm on Blue Sky, so if you agree with/support a post, don't just like it, share it

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 28/08/2026

I just finished Charlie Sheen’s memoir, right after finishing Hunter Biden’s memoir. My main takeaway is that I want to try crack cocaine.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 20/08/2026

F1 Silly Season is the opposite of silly thus far. Absolute snooze fest.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 08/08/2026

Wishing a happy Dave Matthews Band Tour Bus Incident Day to all who celebrate! 🚌💩

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 25/07/2026

It’s July. Why is Halloween candy on display at my local grocer?

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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 23/07/2026

if this flag offends you i'll help you pack

a taco bell flag in the design of the american flag w the stupid thin blue line version except the stars are the taco bell bell and the stripes are purple and white a la taco bell colors and a blue line that is the color of baja blast

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

mitch mcconnell died doing what he loved, keeping a federal office vacant for several months leading into an election

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 22/07/2026

Absurdist advertising by insurance companies is starting to get out of hand. Why can’t we go back to the old days of companies building Great Lakes freighters and naming them after the president of the organization?

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 18/07/2026

Life with ADHD: 7:41pm - Cannot stop thinking about the possibility of an Andy’s Frozen Custard Vindaloo Currycrete. 7:42pm - Maybe the world would be more accepting of a Dairy Queen Butter Chicken Blizzard? Vyvanse has left the building.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Dang they really got a category for everything

THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 16/07/2026

TIL that the Pentagon *is* in favor of providing gender-affirming care to service members. Thanks, @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com

6/ The Pentagon will start screening the testosterone levels of soldiers 30 and up. Soldiers diagnosed with testosterone deficiency would be offered hormone therapy. “If treatment is recommended, it’s entirely your choice to receive testosterone replacement therapy,” Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said. “It’s not about artificial enhancement. It’s about restoring and optimizing your natural capabilities.” Hegseth promoted the program as the “High-T Department of War,” claiming it would keep troops on the “leading edge of lethality.”

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 27/06/2026

Moments ago, my wife introduced me to Meowdoku. I may not sleep tonight. Many cats to locate.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 20/06/2026

If anyone needs me, I’ll be writing a diss track about today’s Wordle.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 13/06/2026

Just saw a woman driving a Cybertruck. Surely she is the first.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 08/06/2026

Looking back on today - It has not been amazing, it has not been bad… It’s been a 6-7.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 01/06/2026

Y’all. Today’s NYT crossword is a banger. Happy Pride to you, Kenneth Cortes! 🏳️‍🌈

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 30/05/2026

We’re in for a weekend, ladies and gents!

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 29/05/2026

Wandering around my quiet house when I hear a tinny, electronic, mewing sound; like a dying robotic cat. After several minutes of searching for the source, I find that my printer is alerting anyone within earshot that it requires a firmware update. What dystopian hellscape is this?

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 27/05/2026

“Feeling Gucci” now means “Feeling like fifth place in the FIA Formula One World Constructors’ Championship standings.”

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 26/05/2026

The New York Times let JD Vance write today’s Wordle.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 24/05/2026

It’s a mental health problem, you see!

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 24/05/2026

Gotta hide those Kalshi and Polymarket receipts…

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 24/05/2026

Wonder if a certain Monaco-based YouTuber would be willing to provide commentary on the current RUS v. ANT situation.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 24/05/2026

Even the PU is tired of George.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 24/05/2026

What has Colton Herta been up to all day?

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 24/05/2026

Was about to post about David Malukas being the first Indy 500 winner to be born after September 11, 2001… Then Rosenqvist came out of nowhere to perform some straight-up terrorism.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 24/05/2026

Mick Schumacher in the wall? You don’t say…

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 24/05/2026

I can hear Pato O’Ward coming apart at the seams from a time zone away.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 14/05/2026

My Boomer coworker is laughing like a hyena while watching videos of Jeff Dunham while he eats his lunch. Because of course he is.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 09/05/2026

Me, just now: “Babe, wake up... The Uber love story commercial is on.”

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 09/05/2026

If you’re wondering what kind of day I’m having, I just added “Dr. Bronner’s Unflavored Soap” to the grocery list.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 26/04/2026

TMZ is reporting that the shooter was attempting to impress Jodie Foster.

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 22/04/2026

Somehow, I am utilizing 2,352% of my OneDrive storage on my work account… Because of this, I can do exactly nothing with a single Microsoft product until the issue is resolved. Another lovely day!

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 19/04/2026

Hey y’all! Make sure to wish @nickmanwrites.bsky.social a fantastic birthday!

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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong] @pete.social · 17/04/2026

I was not adequately prepared for the amount of bass that Nine Inch Nails & Boys Noize would deliver. I should have known better.

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