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Matt

@mpk23.bsky.social
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Plant and Critter lover, High school (7-12) science teacher, He/him/'yall. I mute or block slop users depending on how I feel that day, even if you're mocking the right people with it.

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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you think it's less testing here, or smaller metro areas?
A map of arkansas counties, and indiences of bat, cat, dog and skunk rabies marked on certain counties. For 2026, map updated 9-19-2026
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tor Johnson
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@crawlieswithcri.bsky.social Was in Florida recently and among all the wonders, a great blue tried to wade in the surf and got tossed a little, knees going everywhere! Managed to stay upright and try to reclaim his dignity.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Turned up a little cottonmouth in the yard, eager to show you why that's his name. Safely transported across the lake to the swampy woods with frogs.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Nice.
Tkingfisher's post, from Uplift, with 69 likes. Nice.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Grizz here has got the cancer, but not too beat up by it yet. Using pred when he lets me.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
A tiny box turtle between my thumb and finger, he's a little bigger than my thumb.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
"Barry and LeVon, where did you get two hundred and forty dollars?"
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Accept no substitutes. Kids, cats, dogs, even skunk spray on dog...
Resolve brand Urine Destroyer. Highly recommended.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I can't believe I forgot to post this banger of a Google news Mashup on Sept. 5th.
A photo of Steve Bannon in court, over a Daily Beast headline reading "Doctor who cut off his legs for sexual gratification jailed." Apparently, a Kentucky nurse also revived a drunk dumpster raccoon with CPR, maybe that was also Steve?
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
The Goodyear Blimp flew over the house earlier.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
This is a good puppy. Hopefully someone will adopt him before his teen wildness! #arkansas #foster #dogsky
A little black and tan hound tries to lick the face of an adult golden retriever style mutt. Subsequent photos are similar. A little hound, about 14 weeks old, sniffing in a yard.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Now we're talking.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
New foster here today: He's teething and collecting treasure on his (other dogs) bed.
Puppy, black and tan with floppy ears, around 14 weeks old, on a floor bed with stuff he collected - garden trowel, clothespin, gold paper plate, bunny slipper squeak toy, chew stick.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
#chicken
A 15 shot fireworks show box, with a graphic of a man in a cowboy hat leading a rooster as tall as him on a rope. A crude atomic trefoil is painted on a building in the background. The text reads "The Legend of Chicken Joe."
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Chaos from the camera, mostly bugs! #bugsky #inverts a Katydid, a young stink bug, perhaps, and a spiny critter, maybe assassin bug?
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Got an excellent little spood, an Emerald Jumping Spider, I think. I am not alt-texting the video because I usually have to try three times before it takes. It's cute, wiggles its palps, and has iridescent green coloring. Anyone know how to crop vid previews correctly? #spiders #entosky #inverts
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
#Hot
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Great turnout for #nokings in Fayetteville, Arkansas
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Shot this when he showed up. More majestic now.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Intrepid Arkansas commuter jet ski's along the interstate during Little Rock's floods.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
My chips are inflated. Please advise?
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Flipped over a log in the yard today, and had to put it back! Two little Ambystoma, in winter!
A small, brown, shiny salamander among leaves and moss. A salamander, dark reddish brown, in my hand, extending one tiny rear foot.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
It lacks the parallel to the ground look a ganoderma or chicken would have as well. Does look very orange though! We're eating one now. It was a little old and dry, but rehydrated nicely!
A fried lions mane mushroom slice, characteristic spines caramel colored.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Just dropped foster Bella off to meet a potential forever family! We're rooting for you, doggo! You've come so far from that skinny shelter mess!
A dog in the lab style, yellow with white head stripe and foot, sitting next to a fluffy orange cat, on a blue blanket on a couch.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Foster Bella went in for some glamour shots today so she can be featured pet of the week. Now we need a suitable forever family!
A white and yellow mutt, in the style of a lab.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Mood.
A frown face drawn on my whiteboard with googly eyes and magnet pupils.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
One of "the Thing" flamethrower scenes, but it's the Peanuts. Snoopy, Woodstock and Linus are integrated into the monster.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Busted foster dog Bella out of the shelter just now - she got out of our fence early this morning and was playing in someone else's yard. She did not like being kenneled again!
A Yellow lab looking mutt, Bella curled up on a couch, fluffy orange kitty Grizz on the opposite end of the same couch.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Your fosters are so photogenic. I'm trying to get a shot of ours where she doesn't look like a dog possessed.
Blurry dogs playing.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Foster Bella is picking up on the 'manners' thing we keep harping on!
A Yellow lab type dog next to a fluffy orange cat on a couch.Kimmie, A Corgi-malinois mix asleep on the floor near Foster dog Bella, a white and yellow lab mix.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Fluffy orange cat named Grizz.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Greetings from Grizz.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
STOP THIS IS A CUTE ANIMAL PIC CHECKPOINT. PLEASE SHARE A MINIMUM OF ONE (1) CUTE ANIMAL PIC BEFORE PROCEEDING. THIS IS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE TO PRESERVE THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THIS SITE. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. Grizz:
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Follow me for more culinary tips.
A beater from a hand mixer chucked into a cordless drill, in front of a crock pot.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
"Mumble mumble burn the building down mumble wipe out Tampa..."
Milton of Office Space, on the phone, holding his red swingline stapler.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Tracy Jordan
A smiling Corgi named Tracy Jordan
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
You can make a new search engine entry with a new name, have it append ?udm=14 and no AI sucks up water (I think). www.google.com//search?udm=...
A screen shot showing an search engine entry for google.com with the URL with %s in place of query reading " {google:baseURL}/search?udm=14&q=%s "
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3,966,642! Nailed that 666, and got a 42!
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Furthermore:
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Ha ha ha ha.... YES!
A shipment from The Onion.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
Eggs.
A spiral wire container holding chicken eggs.
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
A Californian asking me to gotv. I reply that they have work to do in their own backyard with regard to Newsoms homeless "policies".
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
Probably also of Yale:
Gonzo and Rizzo of the Muppet Show
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Matt @mpk23.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Big cow, tiny head.
A painting of a black and white cow with a small head, red barn in background.
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