Reposted by Moon Snail Music wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026got fired from the future crimes division after i accidentally dropped my ice cream cone into the precog's tank and killed one of them 11497196
Reposted by Moon Snail Music Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I guess I would maybe find the show at all enjoyable if Peter Griffin ever showed any inclination toward self-improvement instead of drinking, joking around with his friends, and recalling popular American culture. Irreverently, I might add. 51219
Moon Snail Music @moonsnailmusic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026me to myself when I go back in and try to trim down and finish old 79 track Logic projects I'd put aside a year ago 010
Reposted by Moon Snail Music Micah @rincewind.run · 22/08/2026this attitude is, imo, one of the biggest keys to a happy life no matter who you are, there are going to be people in your life who are more successful than you at things you care deeply about, and sometimes that’s skill and sometimes it’s luck, but if you resent them for it you’ll be miserable 181639257
Reposted by Moon Snail Music much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes 11157411076
Reposted by Moon Snail Music tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026How it feels going to the Asian supermarket for green tea KitKats 171767168
Reposted by Moon Snail Music Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Giving myself one World Cup cycle to turn my life around. 925223
Reposted by Moon Snail Music Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead @athenepromachos.bsky.social · 19/07/2026 013619
Reposted by Moon Snail Music bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 01/10/2025i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors 235748785
Moon Snail Music @moonsnailmusic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The great rivalries of history: Portugal vs Spain, England vs Mexico, and of course the ancient blood feud, America vs. Belgium 000
Moon Snail Music @moonsnailmusic.bsky.social · 16/06/2026New Order understood this perhaps more than any other band ever 000
Moon Snail Music @moonsnailmusic.bsky.social · 07/06/2026The really did it, they made weed that taste like a damn froot loop 000
Reposted by Moon Snail Music Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026As Jabba the Hutt's son I'm often gatekept from progressive spaces due to preconceived notions about my family. At the same time, I acknowledge the reasonable concerns my presence would raise, and I'm working every day to unlearn the harmful attitudes instilled in me on my father's pleasure barge. 243922708
Moon Snail Music @moonsnailmusic.bsky.social · 18/05/2026judge: you claimed to be "tweaking", and yet you had merely smoked cannabis, correct? me: thats right, your honor. That pure sativa shit is like adderall to me 010
Reposted by Moon Snail Music kat @katbamkapow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit 5185751941
Reposted by Moon Snail Music A Chilly Autumn Breeze @aquakong.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Dispassionately hitting the heart react like some roman emperor 031
Reposted by Moon Snail Music woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 30/04/2026me when i’m sober: i’m basically just some guy. same as anyone else me after a 50mg weed soda: i’m one of the Pimps of the Realm 516117
Reposted by Moon Snail Music cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 28/04/2026adult swim used to be muzak for your dealer’s house but now it’s baby sensory videos for the ambitionless boyfriends of bisexual women 281897340
Moon Snail Music @moonsnailmusic.bsky.social · 19/04/2026In old days, people would say "where can I get a damn latte around here?" But nowofdays you will here them saying "where can I get a damn yerba matte around here?" 020
Moon Snail Music @moonsnailmusic.bsky.social · 17/04/2026The Government doesn't want us to hunt and peck style type. They tried to force it out of us, but they couldnt contain our spirits 000
Reposted by Moon Snail Music cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/04/2026sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me 4083321574
Reposted by Moon Snail Music Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart @mcpoopoof.art · 12/04/2026The Mariners are so funny 041
Moon Snail Music @moonsnailmusic.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Saw a guy walking out of the Macklemore Goodwill with a Edgar Martinez Dr sign and he told me the Mariners are gonna turn it around 000
Moon Snail Music @moonsnailmusic.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Blusky pls show less pointless lib spam. Pls less lib slop. Not interested. Not interested. Muted. Blocked. Pls not interested Blusky: we heard you like Libslop!! Hillary warned us! 030
Moon Snail Music @moonsnailmusic.bsky.social · 28/03/2026"Politics begin where the masses are, not where there are thousands, but where there are millions. -Lenin. " -Me 000
Reposted by Moon Snail Music Jesse @jrspnw.bsky.social · 28/03/2026The sun’s out. The Mariners are playing at home. 2 Line festivities. No Kings rallies. Cherry blossoms in full bloom. Seattle feels extra alive today. You love to see it! 0151
Reposted by Moon Snail Music Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 22/03/2026It's up there with the Japanese term for "edgelord" which translates to "Eighth-grader syndrome" 417322
Reposted by Moon Snail Music gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 15/03/2026 3242271077
