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Dragon Crab

@phastinemoon.bsky.social
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I am a Butche Fatale, 200+ lbs, 5'1", alpaca farmer, and one of two twin sisters who each only tell the truth or lies. And I'm also primarily a Tumblr girlie -- I'm just here to follow people from Youtube.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 23h
...Getting closer to Halloween and I'm wondering what, specific horror movie or book I was thinking about. Because I'm 90% certain I was thinking of something specific.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me: I love you so much, coffee. My entire digestive tract: How much?
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The original YYH abridged series by Lanipator lives rent free in my head from my college days, so this is VERY cool to see
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something that’s been bugging me is the whole “Superman wants a harem” bit from the 2025 movie; and I’m just like… “…and?” How many women IN UNIVERSE in DC have been openly thirsty for the Man of Tomorrow? It’s canon that Superman has fangirls, and not for lack of him trying to turn them down.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“AI has lost the Mandate of Heaven” is a wild phrase to hear, and yet, it works perfectly!
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just pulled my neck because my alarm went off and startled me. Getting older is STUPID!
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait… The sinister plot in Coyote vs Acme is “Project Sisyphus”… And the poster is Coyote rolling a boulder up a hill! THRY DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Am I the only one who thinks of September as “Fleetwood Mac season”?
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s a new library opening up in my city! Happy Dolly Parton Day!
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay, hear me out: A superhero team that is a speedster and a hero who channels electricity. The speedster has bad vision and inner ear problems, so can’t really run; the electro-user can’t GENERATE electricity. So the speedster powers a generator on a stationary bike for the electric person!
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Been having a pulled neck for the last couple days; but I also have the best massage therapists, in the world.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's good to have an era where you are a messy, disaster ho; so that you can have an era of "responsible adult in healthy relationship" One cannot have one without the other.
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T. Doug Madsen @tdougmadsen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Using 2023-2025 numbers, a $20 donation could clear $3,428 of your neighbors medical debt. The average debt-in-collections is $3,100 in the US. Your $20 can change some lives.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hannah Einbinder was just arrested protesting Benjamin Netanyahu's safe passage into New York and the genocide of Palestinians. Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon, and Chelsea Manning are among those currently blocking the road
Chelsea Manning among others at the protest against genocide and Netanyahu's visit
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please give what you can to help this incredible author and wonderful human to find a cozy, livable apartment in his new home in Scotland! Bonus: cats will also be happy.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Working overtime was odd today, but as I clocked out and left, I gave a hug to a coworker who was crying. So, I was probably exactly where I needed to be.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am a practicing Jedi Witch who honors Hellenistic, Norse, and Celtic deities, but I personally think that Martin Luther was onto something when he said “Go forth and sin BOLDLY”.
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Mabon
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Winnie The Pooh: It's The First Day Of Autumn!
ALT: Winnie The Pooh: It's The First Day Of Autumn!
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Mark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🙇🏻
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RocketMermaid @rocketmermaid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel
ALT: Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ayo, new word just dropped! Sittage! We love it! youtube.com/shorts/QmJfF...
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New Black Word Alert: Give Credit Where It's Due #weoutchea #education #linguistics #bae #sittage
YouTube video by Sunn m'Cheaux
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So, to provide a timeline cleanse - I made a BANGER of a tater tot casserole ! Tater tots, a can of cream of mushroom soup, sour cream, and then whatever veggies your heart desires, and cheese and spices to taste! I’m getting so many compliments! Makes my ♋️☀️♒️🌛heart happy!
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Because transphobes will always think 1) they’re ✨special✨, and 2) not that trans women aren’t women - but that they aren’t HUMAN. This is deliberate - it’s active dehumanization!
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Worth noting - this is REMARKABLY similar to disappearings during the coup in Argentina, marked by Ford Falcons and with the support of the Ford Motor company in anti-union crackdowns. History repeats.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Also, it weirds me out to hear the opening riff to Bruce Springsteen’s “Pink Cadillac”, because I associate it with The King’s “This Beat Goes On”
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They know what’s up
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Verse @verselynx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love you leopardus tilcayo
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It still boggles my mind that Gary US Bonds is primarily remembered for “New Orleans” and “Quarter to 3”, when my personal favorites were his love jams. My dad tried to impress me with Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson’s “The Girl Is Mine”, but G to the US B’s “This Little Girl” is better.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How bad has the economy gotten that “millionaire shortbread” has been available to the poor as Twix for decades, and now even the fun size versions are shrinking?
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Elijah Wood has WAY more acting talent, that he could make Wirt sound like Dipper Pines, without even trying.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I took some NyQuil to help my pain AND stop my itching feet; and I ended up sleeping until now, and had a dream about being in a 2012 pop group and I felt like I KNEW the songs… but I think I made it up…
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My sleep schedule: Wrecked My ability to focus: Cooked My teefs: Hurts At least I’m still gay, tho.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The goth kids hold the line
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For no particular reason; does anyone think that Gomez and Morticia get really kinky whenever Morticia is on her period?
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How many Hellenic heroes would have been saved if they’d just been told that they were adopted?
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Graceful, cat-like tread; unless it’s an orange tabby, in which case STOMP STOMP STOMP!
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
People: Video games make you violent Me, getting worried about the character’s nutritional balance in a stupid phone game
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I sometimes forget that not everyone knows Gary US Bonds, or The Kings, and when I mention one of their songs and get a blank stare, it breaks my brain a little.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have some more worries about people’s morality, after a recent, undignified fight on here. Like… are conspiracy theories like social contagion and great replacement theory bad because they’re incorrect… or are they bad because their core premise is bad?
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Little over a decade later, and I’m re-listening to a bunch of Avicii tracks because they’re on my Sweater Weather playlist… It’s actually astonishing how GOOD these still are - his rendition of Aloe Blacc’s “Wake Me Up” is still amazing.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mister Birchum already proved this. (Don’t look it up - I’ve already lost years of my life to the ChipChilla rabbit hole)
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yall, Superman is almost 100 years old (from his first appearance in Action Comics #1, 1938) …that both seems like he should already be 100, and also like there’s no way he’s ALREADY that old!
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ooh, chilly this morning! Y’know what THAT means!!!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yo. This is the union calling for a boycott. Here in America people like to say "Well I was already boycotting Starbucks!" No you were not. You were just choosing not to buy their stuff. That is not a boycott. A boycott is an organized, collective activity. "I" don't boycott: we do.
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borderless @borderless.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Two Minnesota solar farms turned the ground beneath their panels into habitat, and native bee abundance rose more than 20-fold
Minnesota solar farms planted with native flowers saw native bees rise 20-fold, with bees also pollinating nearby soybean fields.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It is almost midnight, and I can hear a little jingle jingle as my tortie girl chases her tail. She’s so silly, sometimes
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To give a palate cleanser to the timeline, what’s a creative thing you’ve done that you’re still proud of, despite it being super cringe? I’m still proud of my SW fanfic covering the life and times of Kendalina, Jedi Princess.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Been rewatching playthroughs of the Castlevania games, and looking up some of the monsters, and… …how many of the demons in the Ars Goetia are in charge of teaching philosophy, arts, science, and stuff? What is going ON with these people?
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