Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I watched the episode of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex that ends with the Major one-armed racking and firing a gigantic sniper rifle point blank into a guy's power armor again and again and again. 010
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A few years ago I made it like...20% through Persona 5? Maybe I'll go back to that. But I kinda just want to play the one where the kids keep shooting themselves in the head. 000
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Snyder's razor: Never attribute to fascist ideology that which is adequately explained by being one of the worst filmmakers of all time. 020
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Perfect Emmy moment as Rhea Seehorn accepts Best Actress from the cockpit of her Gundam. 010
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It's hard to imagine, I know. A device that can test for almost any medical condition imaginable. And all it takes is five pints of blood. 001
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Schumer and Jeffries are gonna come out and promise everyone $250 020
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Finally listened to that Charlie Kirk AI song. I prefer the version I had been imagining all this time, which was identical to Kpop Demon Hunters 'Golden.' ("We're going up up up" —> "We're Charlie Kirk Kirk Kirk") 000
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The prehistoric man Pickle turns up his nose at John Fetterman. Ordinarily this wall of meat would make a fine lunch, but something rancid inside it has turned Pickle's cretaceous stomach. He will return to the wilds in search of fitter prey. 000
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"There's a chance AI will kill you but don't worry. We're working as hard as we can to make sure it just lets us enslave you." 000
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Dammit it's so cool. If they put Burt Lancaster in Bioshock, you can blame me. 000
Reposted by Michael ChasinSean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 08/09/2026Now that a year has passed and no one alive cares about him anymore, it really shows to go ya how cowardly it was for DC Comics to fire my pal @scumbelievable.bsky.social for calling a universally acknowledged bigot a bigot and reacting to his death accordingly 61039161
Reposted by Michael ChasinBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The kind of sweaty conservative defensiveness I think we're all familiar with even today 255371560
Reposted by Michael ChasinBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Antebellum politics is fascinating, the South kept getting policy concessions and whipped themselves up into a paranoid rage anyway, essentially because they couldn't stand being culturally judged for having slaves 7486591359
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026DETROITERS got everything about AI 100% correct almost ten years ago (the shitting car is just a bonus) www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4g4...youtube.comInventing A Car That Poops | DetroitersYouTube video by Comedy Central UK 010
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Having trouble remembering the last time I actually watched something on Netflix. 000
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026How they can square the circle here: In the NEXT Onimusha you should play as Meiko Kaji as a Lady Snowblood-esque Tomoe Gozen and since she's still around and working they can pay her big money to perform in the game and lend her likeness. 010
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I loved how Coyote vs. ACME went about gags where Wile E. wasn't in his usual context. Like obviously, he'll never get the Road Runner. But if he's trying to get someone *else* he actually has a good shot, only there's a 99% chance he'll also hurt himself just as badly. 000
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026We really did perfectly thread the needle for things to get this bad, huh? If Trump won 2 consecutive terms, they wouldn't have had the time to regroup and figure out how to break everything. If congresspeople had been killed on Jan 6th, it probably would have had consequences. Instead we're here. 010
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Crumbling Eye of Sauron looking around like "uhh, uhh, hold on, let me just...uhhh" and it's felt like that for 10 years and the best we can hope for is we get to keep going "uhh" for another few decades before the big explosion that wipes out all the orcs lol I mean I hope not but y'know "uhhhhhhh" 010
Reposted by Michael ChasinAmber T @amber-tee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A modern day PULSE already exists btw and it’s called WE’RE SLL GOING TO THE WORLD’S FAIR 1163
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Right, so, they did the exact opposite. And not only are they saying outright that when you click "buy" to make a "purchase" in a digital "store" you don't really own jack shit, they're also insisting everybody already understands this. 000
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Well yes I would like to slice up demons as Toshiro Mifune as Musashi Miyamoto. 010
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026In GTA VI, players will unleash a madcap arsenal of wacky weapons to splatter hordes of fiendish enemies across seven wild worlds. 030
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Laura Loomer locked Milo Yiannopoulos in a dog cage and that's funny to you? And you're laughing? You're experiencing schadenfreude because he's suffering the same immiseration he wished on his enemies? Ok sick just making sure. 021
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If I were Olivia Rodrigo my new album would be called "you sure electrocute yourself a lot for a guy who's so smart" 010
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Everyone's buzzing about the big exciting video game Dragon Quest XI, which I will once again attempt to play after purchasing at a steep discount years ago. 010
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Dem leadership really needs to step it up and take lessons from pro wrestling, the Washington Generals, etc. It can't be *this* obvious you're trying to lose. 010
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Now am I to presume this marketing pivot is meant to *increase* interest? 010
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026No chance—his very lame ambition of creating "the Oscars of video games" was a joke right up until it was completely successful. Agreeably ahistorical gamers talk about "goty" and The Game Awards as if they've always existed. I've said it before: Total Geoff Keighley cultural victory. 000
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Not many True American Originals (Category: Good) remaining. Still quite a few True American Originals (Category: Evil). 020
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 25/08/20262044 my son Brikklÿm is crying because it's the one day a year Geoff Keighley isn't hosting a presentation of exclusive video game trailer reveals. I give him the extra 2oz of potable water I've been saving for emergencies. 141
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Trump's pants are concealing one of those rigs from Attack on Titan, enabling him to fly around and do battle at high speeds. 000
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026[selectively forgetting how it feels absolutely gross to play video games for longer than 2.5 hours at a stretch] if only i could just play video games all day... 000
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Really sorry if I implied you were some kind of dangerous quack. I didn't realize I was dealing with a bona fide psychonaut. 030
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Netflix's biggest hit of the year is going to be the GTA VI preview which feels very 071
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What are the odds a guy named Cyber Leek would turn out to "leak" videos through "cyber" space? 010
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Every day I used to go "Paul Verhoeven is vindicated" but I don't so much anymore. We're seeing stuff that would make an Omni Consumer Products executive blush. 020
Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Really hoping quite strongly that there's an appetite out there for something that's...not this. 030
