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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Men be like “I’m fighting demons no one knows about” and it’s just about washing their ass

My favorite is when the app I use to pay rent keeps asking. No, I do not enjoy giving up over half my monthly income and still needing to pay for electricity and internet separately.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

The only thing that keeps me going is pure stubbornness. And maybe a little hope. It's day to day.

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 9h

Oh you like bad boys? I never rate apps when they ask me to.

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 19h

Did you try swallowing some cum?

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 20h

It's stressing me out seeing these replies I can't heart. Do you have a subscription service for extra likes?

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 21h

It's more like the kitty nap club over here.

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 21h

Oh goddammit that was my second like. I'm sor- *explodes

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i get all the exercise i need by hanging on by a thread

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

if you have a problem with me its important to let me know so i can make somebody else fix it

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 22h

How do reposts factor in?

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Unicorn in the streets Cthulhu in the sheets

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 22h

It's hilarious that no matter what I post there's this middle aged 'pick me' egirl that'll somehow make it about her to get attention because she needs money instead of just working harder like a normal person.

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

i got the call of cthulhu wish he would just text

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*flicks cigarette* yeah i know the muffin man

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Help I sat down too long and now I don't want to get up

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not killing the mood but punching it a bit

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Social anxiety is a turn-on. Like yeah babe let’s leave

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

*wanders off into the sunset after reading my last free article

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's exhausting being so adorable

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I have not had enough coffee to explain the birds and the bees today.

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Living for the weekend because the rest of the week is so terrible gets really old.

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

let me out of here

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Sorry for hanging up on you I shouldn’t have picked up in the first place

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's October which means all the unstable bitches are going to act like they're this way for the season. Hi

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 06/10/2026

having a vasectomy would fix me

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I get my cardio in by repeatedly pushing the envelope.

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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Wherefore art thou, Bromeo

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🍑Noob Yambot✨🥷🐉 @funsizesnicker.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026

I don’t understand sometimes and that’s okay

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Holy shit. Craigslist is still around?! Maybe it's better than Marketplace. *an hour later "Hey I really like that chair you're selling. I'm out of town right now but can I write you a cashiers check??" Nevermind.

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I also have an awful math disability going back to 5th grade so I only actually graduated because of a waver that allowed me to do computer classes. I can go up to long division but after that the shit just never clicked for me.

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I went because mom kinda made me but I stopped at an associates in communication so basically pissed my money away. I wanted to be a marriage counselor because I figured it was easy money since people can't get along. Then I realized I can't even stand my own problems and that was the end of that.

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Went to a work event last night and they had UFC playing and I swear if someone put their nasty ass feet in my face I think I would give up on life. Imagine if one of them had athlete's foot??

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