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✨ Spooky Monica ✨

@monicacarmean.bsky.social
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⚖️ 🐕 🧀 🗳️ 💙 "10/10 Sparkle Monica for real. maximum respect" - @TheMountainGoats

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✨ Spooky Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 22s
I hate it so much. I, unfortunately, only date men and I don’t trust any of them right now.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 1m
Jokes aside, this kind of casual misogyny—no longer even shielded with the pretext of “transgressive” humor, but smugly asserted as fact and even science—has become really ubiquitous. Sucks IMO.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 1h
Checking in on Jacobin
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✨ Spooky Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 13m
If enslaved people were individually granted 3/5 of a vote it would have turned a lot of elections! They were not!
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✨ Spooky Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 14m
3/5 clause misunderstanding is one of my other pet peeves (alongside misunderstanding what heifer means.) It did not count enslaved people as 3/5 of a person! They were 0/0 of a person and the non-enslaved population of slave states were counted as MORE than 1.0 persons! It’s WORSE!
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✨ Spooky Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 18m
Yeah the answer isn’t eliminating laws, it’s making the laws better. His example was the 3/5 clause which I am happy to know has been significantly improved in the intervening 250 years.
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✨ Spooky Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 24m
Technically South Suburbs but a gritty one. (Thornton Township.)
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✨ Spooky Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 26m
Ah yes mine was picked up from the south side by the sheriff! Her dog tag now says “call my lawyer!”
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✨ Spooky Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 29m
They think the rule of law means laws and they think the answer is anarchistic community which tells me they have never seen the chore chart in a co-op.
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Sam Brunson @smbrnsn.bsky.social · 38m
We're defending the rule of law because it provides for predictability and human flourishing. Lacking the rule of law, everything is contingent on power's whims, which is not a good way to live. Denying its importance tells me (a) you're a wrecker and/or (b) you don't understand like anything.
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Elmtree @elmtree.bsky.social · 39m
Why the fuuuuuuck is it 90 degrees outside?
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Anne Trubek @atrubek.bsky.social · 38m
good literary nonfiction books about work? (Like *Trash* or *Maid*)?
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 41m
Never really sought out his work anyway, but when Bud Light hired Gillis after the 2023 boycott it told me everything I needed to know.
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✨ Spooky Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 41m
I love this cat. They look like they have seen some things.
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Timbop @timbop.net · 42m
Weather returns to normal and kepleroni has been sleeping out here alllll day
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 1h
GTFOH they couldn’t figure out how to charge him with article 14 too?
Prosecutors charged Watson under three articles of the Uniform Code of Military
Justice (UCMJ), including the rarely used Article 88, which bars officers from using
"contemptuous words" against the president.
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✨ Spooky Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 56m
Do you need any more printers onboarded? I’m in Chicago so distributed locally for our last surge but never connected beyond shipping them to people I personally know.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 3h
With the uptick in ICE activity & the resulting surge in whistle requests (get 100-3k free at 3dwhistles.com), I'm reminding folks that you can support the printing of whistles by giving $20 to @protopasta.bsky.social, who in turn sends DEEPLY DISCOUNTED filament to our printers!
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"We Keep Us Safe" by The Whistle Crew
The Protopasta Fil-anthropy Fund is proud to partner with the Whistle Crew, "a loose federation united by our love for 3D printing and community safety." Across the nation, our communities' lives are ...
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 1h
I once had my back to the door & heard a man ask “does anyone Jewish work here” k my horrible coworker said “she does” & pointed at me & it turned out they were from Chabad but I thought I was going to die at work and that’s still not as scary as a celebrity posting on social media about me at work
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Rachel Pinnelas 💭 @racheaissance.com · 8h
“Women wearing short shorts to the gym does not make them whores. It makes the men calling them ‘whores’ misogynists.”
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Dan Levy Calls Out Shane Gillis’ ‘SNL’ Monologue and Says ‘More Men Need to Be Standing Up’: ‘Speechless That Something Like That Can Exist on Live National Television’
"Schitt's Creek" star Dan Levy is calling out Shane Gillis' "Saturday Night Live" monologue, saying that "more men need to be standing up."
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Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 2h
so umm not to get true-crime-brained over here but i really feel like a guy who jumps to putting cadmium in his coworker's water bottle after a brief time working with her is not a guy doing this for the first time? absolutely chilling.
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Jody Avirgan @jodyavirgan.com · 2h
Shoutout to the sales rep in Oregon who sold the slot, didn’t say a word, and kept it moving.
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✨ Spooky Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 2h
Wearing your medal the day after is important so people don’t try to provide medical aid for your massive limps.
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Alex Nelson @aenelson4.bsky.social · 22h
Coming home from a successful weekend of deep canvassing in Jewish neighborhoods for Abdul El-Sayed to find the trains full of marathon runners in their medals. The Midwest reigns supreme!!!
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✨ Spooky Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 2h
Oh my mom would love me to marry this man.
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✨ Spooky Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 2h
I would like more information on this chimney inspector’s dating potential.
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 2h
leaving the windows open on an 85 degree fall day is an act of rebellion against big weather
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 7h
Incredible.
A headless horseman carrying a jack-o’-lantern riding past bemused referees
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Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 8h
“I go online to have debates.” have you instead tried being offline and knowing the touch of someone who loves you
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Canary Media Inc. @canarymedia.com · 11/10/2026
Gas-fired commercial kitchens are subjecting chefs to noxious fumes and overpowering heat. This new study quantifies just how dangerous they are.
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Gas stoves put restaurant cooks’ health at risk, new study finds
Dangerous amounts of heat and air pollution swirl in most commercial kitchens — even when the stoves are off. Switching to electric appliances helps…
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✨ Spooky Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 3h
I’ve been getting weird spam from Recruiters lately.
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🏳️‍🌈🚲Cole🚄🚟 @coleurbanist.bsky.social · 3h
Accidentally targeting Portland, OR instead of Portland, ME? What’s next? Rick Jackson incorrectly targeting Columbus, OH instead of Columbus, GA
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 6h
Me, getting dressed for jury duty this morning, "Does this outfit say responsible adult who definitely does not evangelize about jury nullification?"
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Shaily Patel @vox-magica.bsky.social · 3h
it’d be a shame if voters wasted $276M of elon’s money.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 3h
i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you're the $15,000 animatronic bird named molly that a brooklyn toy store wouldn't sell to kelly clarkson because it's attached to the wall
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 3h
one more new fountain pen ink would fix me
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Rae Loren @aspwriter85.bsky.social · 3h
@danielbiss.bsky.social Make it clear by calling for impeachment and removal!
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 4h
#MuskGoodTrouble MUSK opens Fri 10/16 - & hey now! Do I have a grand idea for you! •organize a group; preorder tix for opening wked •have voting resources+info re: Musk's elex spending on your phone; share at intermission/after •if you go on Fri, tell ppl abt No Kings Vote Early protests on 10/17
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MUSK | Only In Select Theaters October 9, Nationwide October 16
An incisive look behind the legend of Elon Musk, the world’s most heralded “inventor-entrepreneur” who has enormous influence on the world in which we all live.
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WisDems @wisdems.org · 3h
Today is Indigenous Peoples’ Day! Wisconsin is honored to celebrate our Indigenous communities. Their culture, values and traditions shaped Wisconsin and continue to make it the great state we call home.
HONORING INDIGENOUS PEOPLES' DAY Image of Wisconsin with the 12 recognized federal tribes logos shown.HONORING INDIGENOUS PEOPLES' DAY "On this Indigenous Peoples’ Day, we wish to center and celebrate the vibrant culture of tribal nations in our state. 

Though Wisconsin has seen significant strides in regards to sovereign rights,
many efforts for treaty recognition, cultural and environmental freedom, and self-determination continue to this day.

Get engaged with your local tribal communities to help protect Native rights in our state!"HONORING INDIGENOUS PEOPLES' DAY "LEARN A LITTLE OJIBWE LANGUAGE: 

Boozhoo: hello!; greetings! in Ojibwe
Zhawendaagwad: it is blessed, cared for, loved (by someone)
Maanitou Aki: Spirit’s EarthHONORING INDIGENOUS PEOPLES' DAY 
WISCONSIN HAS 12 RECOGNIZED TRIBES:
Bad River Band of Lake Superior Chippewa
Forest County Potawatomi
Ho-Chunk Nation
Lac Courte Oreilles Band of Lake Superior Chippewa
Lac du Flambeau Band of Lake Superior Chippewa
Menominee Indian Tribe of Wisconsin
Oneida Nation
Red Cliff Band of Lake Superior Chippewa
Mole Lake (Sokaogon Chippewa Community) Band of Lake Superior Chippewa
St. Croix Chippewa Indians of Wisconsin
Stockbridge-Munsee Community Band of Mohican Indians
* Note, the Brothertown Indian Nations is also included, but is not a federally or state recognized American Indian Nation.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 3h
“Women look slutty at the gym and I’m not allowed to hit on them” is misogynistic, but also - and very relevant to SNL - it’s incredibly overdone and unfunny. Literally on par with “why does my bitch wife keep asking me to take out the trash” jokes.
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✨ Spooky Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 3h
Live stream of the movie or of the guy talking about the movie?
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 3h
My take. The thing is: Raiding Omar is so blatantly corrupt that it plays only to the base whose brains are damaged. It doesn’t stem the bleeding or convince anyone tired of this nonsense of anything new.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 4h
they had SNL on mute at a bar Mads and i were in and during Gillis’ monologue she was like “you can just SEE him not being funny”
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WIRED @wired.com · 4h
The posts identified “vulnerable residents” who “may become targets for political predators seeking easy access to ballots.” Mitchell and the Election Integrity Network did not respond to requests for comment. Read the full story:
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Far-Right Election Groups Are Now Targeting Nursing Homes
Inspired by new guidance from the Trump administration, right-wing election groups are targeting nursing homes, baselessly claiming that left-wing groups are stealing residents’ votes.
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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 21h
If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 5h
Two things can be (and are) true: 1. Judge Reyes let this DOJ get away with too much and needed to come down harder, sooner 2. DOJ will go down for violating the sacred Tree Laws (as they fucking should) bc if there’s 1 area of law you don’t fuck with, it’s Tree Law
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 5h
Who’s got the picture to prove this wrong?
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 5h
millionaire kelly clarkson going to war with a small business in brooklyn over a $15,000 animatronic bird is exactly the news story i needed today thank you
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Kelly Clarkson Responds to Brooklyn Store After They Refute Her Bad Shopping Experience
Kelly Clarkson responded to Brooklyn shop Art of Play after they refuted her claims about a bad shopping experience.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 6h
I very much want to see that warrant application & know which judge signed off on it, because nothing about this sounds remotely kosher.
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 5h
They’re both carrying the same number of people - and probably the same amount of cargo.
Woman wearing black riding, green lime bike. In the background is a blue pickup truck.
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