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@coolguytim.bsky.social
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he/him. chicago. i am cool. i am handsome. i am both cool and handsome

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onion person @junlper.beer · 9h
it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals
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Jazz. @jl3001.blacksky.app · 04/11/2023
Also: Boris Pickett made a version of Monster Mash for December called Monster's Holiday, so basically don't make plans for Christmas AND, in the '80s he made a rap version of the Monster Mash. AND AGAIN, in the early '00s he made a version calling awareness to climate change. I stan.
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when I was in the third grade, I thought that I was Jay / ‘cause I liked cars, read the news, and I came from Burbank
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Kyra Dempsey - Admiral Cloudberg @kyracloudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Passenger says he pulled FlyDubai plane out of its dive after struggle with suicidal pilot: "I watch Air Crash Investigation" (BBC News)
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's really funny to me how widely despised michael tracey is. in a popularity contest between him and a cockroach i think the cockroach would win
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026
hello. i am the creator of relatively well-liked niche social media website. i despise the teeming masses of freaks that make up my user base. it could be a great website if i could only ban everyone from it
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Philly was nice and the food great (per usual) but I’m so excited to get back to Chicago (per usual)
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what exactly was elmer fudd planning to do if he successfully killed bugs bunny
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
waking up to head of T&S Aaron Rodericks blocking seemingly half the website because he subscribed to a blocklist called something like PEOPLE WHO WERE RUDE TO MY AI GIRLFRIEND
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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of those hyper realistic fan versions of Homer Simpson
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I loved this cheesesteak so much I am now AT the restaurant, in person, to have some more
Interior of Monster Vegan in Philly. It’s a neon lit room with lots of purple and pink
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m eating a rly good vegan cheesesteak wow
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i can see it right now. bell confirmed
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
according to this 2016 study @evangaylion.bsky.social and I walk our cat more often than most people walk their dog pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27404640/
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Checking your browser - reCAPTCHA
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hi folks it’s me the business traveler
a sunny blue sky in the background and a big airbus engine in the foreground. (I’m on a plane taking a photo out of my window)
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RPG towns @rpgtowns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chicago World Court Tennis August 11, 1988 Namco
infinityretro.com/world-court-tennis-review
Alt-text: top down view of an 8-bit town, the town is very small and is surrounded by trees. It also has a castle.
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s been a minute since I’ve been to Philly. they still got that little bell??
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
yet another airport Monday
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
if youuuuuuuuu can believe it! i am at the airport once again!
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i went skydiving when i was 18 because i think deep down there was part of me that knew i would be too afraid and risk-intolerant to do it when i was an adult. and you know what? i was super right i'd NEVER do that again are you crazy
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
two guys just tried to pull a classic scam 101 kind of scam on me and it was genuinely a really fun experience for me
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it’s the same thing
post from May 11 2026 describing a time my grandma drew a frowny face on a broken magnet to teach me a weird lesson
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you have violated the sanctity of the second round of interviews for senior buyer at target. the circle demands blood
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we have a neighbor who's i think a classically trained singer and i genuinely love listening to her sing while i work from home. it's cool to be around talented people doing their talents
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm gonna admit something to everyone. it's a little shameful. ok here goes. i like instant coffee
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We like to joke around here in this Web Zone but if my country militarily attacks Cuba after all of the harm we have already done to their people, I am going to become The Joker.
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
would flying in a plane feel more like driving if we were birds
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
brecca? Theres a daily wire babyfash named brecca? Not Becca? BRECCA
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
not even one year ago tucker carlson went on the megyn kelly show to talk about "god, surviving a demon attack, and UFOs"
a stupid headline with steve inskeep's byline on it that reads "Tucker Carlson has reconsidered Trump. And quite a bit else"
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
funemployment era OVER
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
looks like another blackhawk over chicago today, this time over lincoln square
screenshot of flight24 of a blackhawk helicopter hovering over lincoln square today around 1:25 p.m.
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
just so everyone knows the 4q26 and 1q27 projections look great especially in our flagship verticals
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's not fast food but this is genuinely Lo and I whenever we go to St. Louis and visit Terror Tacos
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
the make it make sense lady always has the expression of a dark souls character with the sadness sliders maxed out
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
malort is the deep dish pizza of chicago beverages in that we really only have it when someone out of town comes to visit
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
packard bell with a 70-something MHz pentium processor, a roughly 800mb hard drive and like 8mb of RAM. it came with windows 95 and some games like spider-man cartoon maker
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new year's (yay) @janandoah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i 🩷 eating seeds and nuts and fruits
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i love to eat some vegetables. i love to eat some rice and beans. i love to eat some potatoes. i love to eat some tofu
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i ate a whole (small) can of sauerkraut last night with my dinner. it's not a health food thing i just love the taste of that sour fermented cabbage
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026
just want to say that when a politician campaigns on/publicly states transphobic positions it will actually be reflected in policy and is not some sort of 4d chess electoral rhetoric move
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Kate Burns @katerqburns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Evil newrepublic.com/post/215638/...
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Man Shot by ICE Says He Was Interrogated With Bullet Still in His Back
Wilber Rafael Garcés Perez was shot while making a food delivery in Austin, Texas.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
seeing lots of people flip out about this poll but it’s only a sample of dem voters, not the electorate as a whole
Feelings About Trump Leaving Office
Poll participants were asked "If you woke up tomorrow morning and saw the following news headlines, how would you feel?" for each of the five scenarios listed below.
Reason
Positive
Negative
Net sentiment
To "safeguard the Constitution, a group of U.S. military leaders have removed President Donald Trump from power and assumed control of the United States.
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President Trump passed away after eating a tainted can of SpaghettiOs®
Canned Pasta
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President Trump passed away after eating a tainted can of SpaghettiOs®
Canned Pasta with Meatballs
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President Trump passed away after eating a tainted can of SpaghettiOs®
Canned Pasta with Chicken
Meathalle
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8%
78%
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
project zomboid
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
While ICE agents were shooting Wilber Rafael Garces Perez in Austin on Sunday, their colleagues were violently detaining a US citizen in Evanston, IL who "resembled" a person they were seeking. The victim reported "injuries to his head, neck and teeth":
evanstonnow.com
Federal agents detained U.S. citizen Sunday morning - Evanston Now
Police chief says officers responded to a man with injuries to head, neck and teeth on Howard and made contact with agents involved.
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lowtax was king koopa and aaron rodericks is one of the koopa kids
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🌑 @stel.energy · 18/09/2026
aaron rodericks just pulled up to the function what the fuck is that outfit
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
personally i think any trump voter should have to eat the rotten trump beef as a matter of principle
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
apropos of nothing when i was in bordeaux in like 2015 there was a pizza place called speedy rabbit pizza that had a pizza called "windows internet explorer 8"
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i wish mars cheese castle had a smaller castle next to it called the mars vegan cheese castle. i would absolutely go
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Dave Byrnes @djbyrnes1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ICE still active on Chicago's northwest side and in Lincolnwood. Multiple ICE vehicles seen between Foster and Lawrence and between California and Cicero as of 12:10 p.m. today
Community alert of ICE vehicles seen between Foster and Lawrence and between California and Cicero, in Chicago and Lincolnwood, as of 12:10 p.m.

Vehicles observed:
Black Nissan Pathfinder FX31905
Black Jeep Cherokee GC12013
Black Chevy Tahoe FZ37522
Black Jeep Grand Cherokee FZ63985
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