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✨ Sparkle Monica ✨

@monicacarmean.bsky.social
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⚖️ 🐕 🧀 🗳️ 💙 "10/10 Sparkle Monica for real. maximum respect" - @TheMountainGoats

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 35m
A’Ja today. A’ja tomorrow. A’ja forever. 💪💪🙌🙌
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 47m
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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✨ Sparkle Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 50m
Rape. Again. Why do you need to ask?
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 50m
just can not get enough of the reaction of his staff when the realization hits lol (around 9:30)
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✨ Sparkle Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 50m
I’m tired.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 53m
if i'm michael tracey, every now and then i'd be pretending there's a rapist who i don't like, or at least don't like as much as a lot of the other ones
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 1h
This could have been avoided if the mayor of NYC simply didn’t post to the fascist child porn website as a matter of principle.
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✨ Sparkle Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 1h
Set. Them. Up.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 1h
Idk what’s going on with Sorkin but Jeremy Allen White is serving Castiel after clawing his way out of super Hell
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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1h
Was disappointed when I realized this was about baseball
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✨ Sparkle Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 1h
@smbrnsn.bsky.social Aren’t you a San Diego kid?
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✨ Sparkle Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 2h
My RA was in playgirlies of The big Ten to fund dental surgery.
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 2h
tacos on Monica’s mom!
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 2h
the one about Chicago being Mexican Food Capital, USA? I have been wondering how that would go over with a Californian
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✨ Sparkle Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 2h
Okay I actually need this. Where is that UCSD professor I need to tag.
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✨ Sparkle Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 2h
My mom said put Edgewater tacos on her AmEx.
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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 4h
the Hawks/Hawkeyes thing is really funny, but the fact that the brains of a sitting U.S. Senator *and his entire staff* are so thoroughly cooked that they thought this nonsense meant anything at all is going to make me go doomer if I think about it too much
Katie Britt enduring the stupidest fucking piece of posterboard ever displayed in the US Senate
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 4h
No one on his staff even once thought to check if there were any women's games being played that night. These are the people calling themselves defenders of women's sports.
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 2h
Totally called it. bsky.app/profile/tedc...
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✨ Sparkle Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 2h
I would be the most insufferable if I’d been AMAB.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 3h
There were no text messages referring to "Hawks" presented today.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 4h
I actually don't think the Republican Senator mixed up "Hawks" and "Hawkeyes." Going by his own statements, it appears his staff saw he went to a basketball game on that date and googled basketball games and found the only men's game that night in the whole country was in Atlanta.
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 2h
like i say every time this comes up, the term for what awaits survivors who go through the official system (cops, rape kit at the hospital, the hell of a trial where you as the victim get to be cross examined by yr rapist’s defense) is called “the second rape”
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Justin Hendrix @justinhendrix.bsky.social · 3h
We have the Gophers was top 5 @amyklobuchar.com moments of all time. Majestic Midwest comedy. Perfect timing.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 3h
Best moments of the Schmitt/Smith/Klobuchar exchange, ranked: 5. Klobuchar: "We have the Gophers." 4. Klobuchar: "You got the teams wrong, sir." 3. Smith: "It's possible I flew through the Atlanta airport." 2. Klobuchar: "Hmm." 1. Schmitt: "I don't think you know that we have this stuff."
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 3h
She shoulda thrown a binder at him
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Kate Hagen 🦂 𓋹 🦂 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 6h
"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her." www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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Michael McLean @michaelmclean.me · 3h
No matter how much you thought you hated the guy, you still don’t hate him enough.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 3h
Only 11 Democrats voted for it in 2024.
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✨ Sparkle Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 3h
Kash Patel.
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 3h
Cory Booker posted a video on instagram calling ALEXANDER ZVEREV inspirational and I just need to talk to whoever in his office DID NOT DO THE RESEARCH
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Prosediva @prosediva.bsky.social · 3h
She's a woman, Mike. You should probably sit down now.
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✨ Sparkle Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 3h
My divinity school group house didn’t have a gang rape problem. You can’t NIMBY your way out of sexual assault.
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✨ Sparkle Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 3h
People are going to live somewhere. Sometimes it’s gonna be in houses.
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✨ Sparkle Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 3h
Let women host keggers.
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✨ Sparkle Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 3h
Yes.
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✨ Sparkle Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 3h
W h a t
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✨ Sparkle Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 3h
Sorry to disrupt your gang rape storyline. I need all of this.
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✨ Sparkle Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 4h
Get you a man.
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A.J. Bauer @ajbauer.bsky.social · 4h
Now we're talking.
Dianne Keeton as Sister Mary in Young Pope wearing a t-shirt that says I'm a Virgin but this is an old shirt
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✨ Sparkle Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 4h
Genuinely? Had you never met men before you read the Cornell Sun?
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 4h
actually never mind i am removing all my top picks and putting The Young Pope ten times
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Valerie Valkyrie @beezygrey.bsky.social · 4h
Love a WNBA where random shitheads can harass a Black woman at her job with impunity and she's the only one who suffers consequences for it
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 4h
Biologists have recorded the worst osprey breeding season they have ever documented in the Chesapeake Bay. Commercial harvesting and changing water conditions may explain the disappearance of a fish called menhaden, which is ospreys' principal prey. wapo.st/4rNeeWv
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sam @samthielman.com · 7h
Joe Kennedy getting got like this is truly the sweetest part of
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Forest Gregg @bunkum.us · 8h
one thing i like about abdul el-sayed is the representation he is giving to the weak-bearded.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 4h
People forget, Katie Britt is a former Chief of Staff. She would be in charge of putting these talking points together in her early career. This was a massive fumble. (I jokingly was looking for a young man in a suit with a box of his belongings today).
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Rebecca Tushnet @rtushnet.bsky.social · 4h
Calvinball enters its QP era.
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 4h
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