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@monarchofithaca.bsky.social
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Late 20s nerd, she/her

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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 20h
very long very fun weekend w friends has left me fucking dead tired this morning jfc
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today I saw a bus full of people in identical t-shirts speeding toward me but luckily I remembered to buy—
A sign for ‘CIS INSURANCE’
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
today's mood
An edit of the "dont worry kitten // okay 💗 / yay 💗" meme, a screenshot of a text message exchange. The edit reads:
Person 1: what's going on with climate change?

Person 2: worry kitten

Person 1: okay 💗

Person 1 (immediately after): aaAAAAA

Note that the "A"s in the final message appear to continue off the edge of the message bubble, as if the scream is infinite and cannot be contained nor even truly represented.
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BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
my mom: yaoi.... that's, like, another name for god, right?
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
once more having the delightful experience tonight of leaving a public bathroom as a woman walks toward them for her to nearly go into the mens bc i left it
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
miri snuff arc???
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
draw, 5th in a cut to top 4 absolutely livid w myself for losing EVERY match today
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
genuinely have gone to time rounds 2 and 3 so i havent been able to update r2 loss r3 win r4 loss ive literally yet to win a match unfort 😔
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
r1 WIN i lost vs elves miriam trounces vs show and tell and our GOAT rian clutches up in a prowess mirror and gets it in an insane g3
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
team trios tourney thread! legacy: @completesham.bsky.social modern: @gruuldick.eu pauper: me!!
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
all-time heavyweight champion
duchamps urinal
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
truly is nothing to make you feel human again on a bad morning like a hot shower and a good shave
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
im honestly struggling to believe that isnt just a different person tbh so yeah i would!
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
somehow my biggest problem with actually finally *seeing* this monstrosity is that you only used two ice cubes
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
very funny for spotify to play "thats what i want" as one if my exact types gets on the luas like yeah bud thanks for the movie moment with the tall blonde alt twink
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
genuinely surprised by the fat bear week winner this year! good job 89 backpack for taking the crown!
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
in an empty movie theater to see resident evil a tall guy comes in and sits immediately in front of me like, cop the fuck on man
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the tweet seems to only have gained traction overnight tbf, see my reply to méabh!
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so basically someone went through dating site data leaks from 08 looong before she was famous and she has like 4 that all id as lesbian or "bi, strong woman pref" one of which was logged into as recently as 2022, the tweet thread is long and loses the plot a bit but the evidence itself seems solid
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry, i'm sorry, i'm trying to delete it
the ferrari logo except the italian flag is a trans flag, the background is trans flag blue rather than yellow, and instead of ferrari it says transgender in the same font
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
did anyone else see that candace owens is a lesbian and cheating on her husband or has that not made it to bluesky yet
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
man walks into a bar it doesn't have any fire escapes it was a lesbian bar
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nothing like a fucking car alarm as im nodding off to wake a girl up
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i got an ad for it when i saw coyote vs acme, and then like two days later it was the finch crossover and boy was i grateful for the context the ad gave me
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mystiqolumbo
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i had to stop walking and type it out it genuinely hit me like a bolt
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😊
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
feminise a band name fleetleaky mac
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026
If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend; And, as I am an honest Puck, Show is over, off you fuck.
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
honourable mention to my first thought which wasnt a band elton jane
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
feminize a band name thirty seconds to venus
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does @magic.wizards.com not know how sacred trans rights are to those who make Magic & the community surrounding it? We can debate the efficacy of advocacy-through-products; But this'd be one of the few IPs that could organically incite an impactful boycott across play, commentary, & production.
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EVIL Spilt 🏳️‍⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this looks fucking sick i did NOT realize how big itd be when you were describing it holy shit
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Kelly Brack @kellybrack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Batman | Columbo
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026
Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh thats absolutely gorgeous
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
baseball is parryslop
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mornin!
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
gets train one time internet microcelebrity gets on next stop
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
ME: i just feel like you're always bringing your work home with you GUARD WHO TELLS ONLY LIES: no I'm not
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"i know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards" meme
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
one magpie stood right outside my door as i leave certainly is A portent for the day
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
genuinely wrote a reasonably lengthy "ive been keeping up with this for nearing a decade and heres my prediction for how it plays out"
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