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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 13h
my entire feed is cute animals and the nfl/minecraft guy retvrning to old twitter
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
in my cultural translation of the odyssey (forthcoming), i follow the "keikaku" system, where untranslatable words are rendered in the original this choice was made purely to facilitate a xenia/zemia pun
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
for political reasons we should refer to the prosecution as "the victim's lawyer" and refer to the victim's lawyer as "john" this is because the real victim is society, and the crimee is merely a singular manifestation of society broadly i am very smart
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
solemnly but furiously masturbating like im a war correspondent capturing glimpses of the last flight out of saigon
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
doing "there was only one room left in the hotel" fanfic bits to myself by forgetting to do the laundry, so the only clean bed is the dog bed
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
college style guide says not to use foreign alphabets, except ß, ø, (etc.) are allowed, as is the entirety of the greek alphabet and also, latin should use i (and not j) but should use both u and v fascinating choices all around
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
look, i might not pass, but old people sit next to me on empty busses which is almost as good
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
huge news - dad told me that we do, in fact, have mice in the walls
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
buying the new bohs shirt not because of communism or rabid racism like most of their supporters but to support the goat - mia khalifa
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i intentionally refuse to check who pluralkit users are until after i form an opinion on them unfortunately this means i hate one alter of an acquaintance, which to me seems like proof it's real
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ive been getting a lot of mahjong content on the feed recently
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
finally watched "practical magic" (1998), a movie with an almost entirely female cast that somehow fails to pass the bechdel test for 104 minutes also, despite being a genius who can "crispin potato snacks" every movie, i was baffled and confused at every turn, as every scene did something new
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
well, my family has all gone to bed, the alcohol is starting to kick in, it's just us two girls all alone, you know what time it is? i wasn't expecting you to say "raid the fridge for some leftovers from the roast chicken", but honestly that's better than my plan
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tea with mum, nanny, and gf mum, you cannot keep telling my gf to smear herself in the japanese cream designed for cow udders
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
actively remembering to turn incognito mode off before i search it
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sometimes someone who lacks interiority will say something so profound that you have to ask which programmer fucked up
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
downloading obs to make a bad joke
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
very often legal people will assume that hoi polloi know absolutely nothing about law "that's a morally bad ruling" will be countered with "ah, you think the judge is a moral actor, when he is simply a blind automaton following a script" instead of acknowledging the legitimate moral objections!
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i kinda hate that labour is repealing the jews relief act - one because i think its genuinely bad to allow jews to have a voice in anglican appointments, but also because i used to use it as a fun "you know what's a weird english law" anecdote and now i need a new one
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i am once again changing my default search engine from yahoo to google genuinely whichever prankster is fiddling with my laptop needs to stop
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i feel bad for the boys who were born to be catty gays but cursed by god with too much anxiety to manifest it
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"oomfie" please stop misgendering oowfie
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ive decided to throw out all my clothes and exclusively base my outfits off of marc st. james faggier looks
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
thank you to the movie "perfect blue" which takes on the correct, albeit controversial, thesis of "yes, all men"
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i was going to tweet something rude about celbridge as karma, the bus stopped and kicked everyone off and ive had to suffer the humiliation of being in this poxy town for thirty minutes
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
holding my fingers to my temples and deciding to be hot
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
sometimes you gotta say it
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
what point is sensitive? and what point is sensible!
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
what a great day
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
found out recently* that my family always call us "the four" because the assumption was that im about to kill myself and reduce our numbers by one *today
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
did a double take because the security guard was white
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if michael dante dimartino and bryan konietzko had died in 2009, their achievements would be immortal had they died in 2013, they would be considered great writers, but flawed but they are still alive in 2026 alas, what can we say?
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sex work is real work except when someone i have interpersonal beef with does it
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
do you think he knew
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
genuinely never feel as bad as the morning of an exam or the minute before checking results truly they need to patch this, horrible low point of the human experience
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
in the shops to pick up eggs and a bunch of school kids off the bus were sardining the place queueing at checkout and one of them tried to "sneakily" skip me thought it was funny so let him, i don't want to be responsible for a child being in trouble for tardiness but also hilariously bad attempt
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
a dog with a piss kink call it a "golden receiver"
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i keep getting distracted when taking breaks between practicing chinese and then getting into fights with irish "leftists"
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
scrolling dictionary and what do you mean 龜 is a word - this looks like a proto-character genuinely some simplifications are good! turtle becoming 龟 is such an improvement
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
completely cooked - noticed the "here/there/where" pattern in "那里/这里/哪里", so i wondered if chinese had the same demonstrative paradigm of "こ~/そ~/あ~/ど~" and obviously the answer is no
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
im sorry, im too busy to be serious rn
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i used to have a hot ass when i was thin, but now it looks kinda flat against my thighs, which is the only thing that makes me regret e
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
any rural kerry dolls about? i bet it feels great to be a sneem-hom
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
gf has correctly pointed out that im gonna be so busy next month, gotta lock in for so many events - bdays, wedding, exams i wish i were the type of mentally unwell man who could shadow box his way into confidence, but alas
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
as i dont respect non-binary as a class, i continually construct an internal logic whereby people i respect who do gender fuckery have to be considered fully cis or fully trans im doing this instead of reëvaluating my intuitive position because luckily i was born left wing so im ontologically good!
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
despise any man who mistreats animals - be they fremd or beau
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
very fortunately i don't have enough friends, so i am almost unable to blab secrets that people share to me behind their backs fortunately, im very social and easily bored, so i can go to the pub and harass strangers with the dirty laundry of petty drama between two people i barely know
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
nightmare blunt rotation
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
hanging with someone and the topic of did came up a table over, he leant into that convo to interrupt with a joke about "well we all have two brains, so it makes sense" tried to pull rank by saying "stfu, we've all read jaynes, youre not special" but it turned out that he had, in fact, read jaynes
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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
every now and then i get wood working videos recommended to me on yt and they always have the worst taste in furniture truly abysmal society should have me approve literally every decision everyone makes
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