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@monarchofithaca.bsky.social
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Late 20s nerd, she/her

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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
finally living out one of my fave screenshots
picture of a laptop screen showing a questionaire asking how likely i am to recommend microsft outlook to others

i have selected 1/5 very unlikely and supplied for the comment box "People don't go around recommending emil service providers to others, people use Outlook for their work accounts"
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
weird fucking dream i had last night
a discord message from me timestamped 8:14am

"actively aware i was in "a" state of unreality, sent there to make tv characters realize they are so that they can develop personal agency and become actual people, i managed to snap them out of tv preprogramming and develop free will,now no longer just reruns but sentient beings, the producrrs had me shot while trying to help them escape the actual confines of tge[sic] tv which woke me at like 4am
the only way to break the programming was to get one of them to reference the 4th wall then immediately lock eyes with them"
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"i know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards" meme
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tumblr tags reading "#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck #ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucki ng shit"
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
at the part of the year where the sun starts moving to get in the right position to turn my bedroom into a camera obscura (older video bc its not quite right today)
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
saw a book of rules for men on twitter and
rule 420: 
women named after a month of the year are usually frisky
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
great minds think alike
alt art panoramic of Geist of Saint Thalia and Thalia, the Survivor with a timestamped comment saying "make out" from 13 minutes before this post was made
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
last four characters saved on your phone are your d&d party ive played games like this yea
prof farnsworthlaprasultimate jessica drewman pointing at own reflection
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
screenshot of the bluesky post field showing a too long post
it reads

discord: hey buddy heres a push noti abt a new text for ya
me: alright lets see it
d: hm?
m: the text you just told me i got
d: no idea what youre talkin about
m: i STILL HAVE THE PUSH NOTI
d: ohhh that one, idk try clearing the cache, might show up then
m: *does that*
d: oh hey there you are! finally checking out that text i told you about?

43 above character limit
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i WILL sleep more than 4hrs tonight
man pointing at self in mirror stock image drawing
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
bit on the fucking nose dont you think tumblr?
a tumblr post by user "politicsoflove" saying "is it okay if i daydream about us, just a little?" the post has a "based on your likes!" tag showing it was put in my feed not by rebog but by the algorithm knowing im a yearny little bitch
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
two years ago, sitting in a restaurant, three of my decks got robbed including my absolute baby that id gotten a lot of signatures on at magiccon amsterdam just a month prior today i finally got to get a new one signed, welcome home, and thank you @magalivilleneuve.bsky.social
a foil copy of Rashmi, Eternities Crafter from kaladesh, the light is hitting her just right to make her adornments glow. She is signed in green, blue, and gold by her artist Magali Villeneuve
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
garak in that scene where he says everyone should strike
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
todays listening mood (iykyk)
chers spotify page
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
lovetight 
by June H

if you opened my heart
in 300 years
my love for you would be as fresh
and potent
as the day i first felt it
i am lovetight
what i couldn’t let out
will be in me forever
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

knight in rusting armour
by June H

"help" comes the call 
leaping into action 
a creaking echo 
dragon slain 
princess rescued 
"my knight in shining armour!" 
a thanks, undercut by that sound 
that horrid creaking 

a moment's rest, to oil, to— 
"help" comes the call
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
time unseen
by June H

when i can’t sleep i often wonder
have i seen every minute?

i’ve been awake full days
more than once
i’ve glanced at the clock
	on sleepless nights
	everyone has

is there a minute i’ve never
looked at on the clock?
is there a moment unseen
that has escaped everyone’s gaze?
i hope so

i hope it’s never found
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
ive never watched nge is this good
NGE personality test results
koworu: 95%
misato: 70%
shinji 90%
gendo: 45%
ritsuko: 65%
rei: 85%
asuka: 70%
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"huh this sounds like an early voice training american trans woman singing but not any of the ones i can think of who is this"
screenshot of spotify player showing El Principito by AJJ
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
cant believe absolute wally westrogen grows up to be a repper smfh
two panels from an earlier absolute flash issue where wally talks up some unlistenable metalcore band while looking like a baby butch tgirla panel from the preview of absolute flash 15 with future barry having stubble and just kinda being a dude
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
snobby upper class man with a speech bubble poorly drawn in indicating he said this
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
googled young peter sellers and the second result was one of the most "estrogen could save her" pics of all time
young peter sellers in a jumper with a camera, looking like a butch lesbian
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
average gays night out fit
wallace from wallace and gromit wearing just a pair of blue underwear, a white mesh top, a green plaid scarf and a pair of green boots in his snow covered garden
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
whenever commander players argue about hybrid mana colour identity they alays bring up DRS in a really weird way that reminds me of transphobes. they be posting this shit captioned like "You will never be mono colour"
deathrite shaman
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
i look so good today and i am WASTING it on just a meeting
close up selfie with a striped brown and white shirt, my hair is in a pony w curtain bangsa mirror selfie showing the full outfit, same shirt with lighter brown carhartt overalls and a light brown over the shoulder bag
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
ootd is "transgender civilian in the power rangers universe"
a selfie, im wearing a pink long sleeve top with a white short sleeve shirt open over it, and light blue jeans
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
RIPikachu
the dj pikachu set from the ZA prestream, a pikachu is face down on the floor
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
concert fit for coheed
a selfie in black boots, grey jeans, a black button down featuring white embroidery of a sun, waves, two birds and a palm tree, the top button is undone to show some chest and my two necklaces, i look hot
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
a fox laying in the sun, yawningthe same fox, mouth open pantingyet again the same fox, now laying on a bench in the garden
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
new tattoo
one of peter falks self portraits as columbo tattooed on my right calf, underneath is a cursive script of his catchphrase "just one more thing"
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
writing poetry again, hopefully its not another two years before i write anything worth sharing lol
I whisper "I love you"
and pray it echoes from your lips
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
my fav is an inventor... she belongs in in her workshop tinkering with her teleportation devices
rashmi, eternities crafter
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
when the fuck did i get hot
mirror selfie in a green button down with several undone buttons to reveal mid chest, two necklaces, one with a stone on the end the other a carnelite, the shirt is french tucked into a pair of blue jeans, on the same side as a carabiner holding keys
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
summer heat always brings me right back here
screenshot of the spotify player playing daft punk and pharrells "lose yourself to dance"
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
yeah this shit fuckin whips no wonder this is a classic
a poolside view, with a wizard of earthsea open to the start of its third chapter, the school for wizards
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
holiday reading list
five books stacked in a suitcase so you can see their spines, they are
the faithless by cl clark
the first four books of earthsea compounded in one book by ursula k leguin
perfume by patrick süskind
no one saw a thing by andrea mara
and
mindhunter by john douglas and mark olshaker
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
SICKOS_2.JPG
a series of magic cards laid out on a bedsheet
a dandan
2 ray of command
4 accumulated knowledge
2 remote isle
2 lonely sandbar
2 dance of the skywise
2 unsubstantiate
2 mystic retrieval
2 temple of epiphany
2 izzet boilerworks
2 vision charm
and 18 old border rebecca guay islands
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
@ayseneinart.bsky.social has anyone shown you the monsterfucker secret lair?
Secret lair tragic romance, featuring kaalia of the vast, skithiryx the blight dragon, their arts implying they are lovers, and angel of despair and master of cruelties, also featuring art implying their romance
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
TRÍ fág?? sa gheilleagar seo???
a bus sign with "exit centre door" in english, and the irish translation partly obstructed below that so it only reads "Fág Trí"
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
@gruuldick.bsky.social found a pikachu for you
pikachu with a slightly derpy smile being held in charizards arms
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
me: "yeah ive plenty of books i wont buy any til i get through my pile of unreads" best friend: "so its about a time travelling lesbian spy romance" my will is weak
a copy of "this is how you lose the time war"
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
sickos.jpg
ten copies of the pokemon card magikarp from SVI, its art features magikarp diving downwards in clear water, in the background above the water rippling from its reentry, a white lighthouse with red stripes can be seen
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
update
a tray of boiled white rice
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
watching through full metal alchemist for the first time, my theory for how it ends 6 eps in
fma ending theory
whoever father is, his end goal is definitely immortality, its so heavily set up "alchemy cant bring back the dead" that hes just trying to instead not die
how does he go about this?
converts his own soul into the more stable form of a philosophers stone, he succeeds, is immortal
how do they beat him then? 
well, i know through cultural osmosis ed and al get their bodies back, and i know creating a philosophers stone is beyond what they are as protags, morally capable of
but using his? killing an immortal supervillain and restoring themselves? yeah, i can see that
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
dnd rocks, i stopped a triceratops in its tracks when it tried to charge one of my other party members
a screenshot of an online battlemap, featuring three player characters, one of which is wildshaped into a bear, and two triceratops, each triceratops is sandwiched between my character and the other PCs, in an L shape
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
homestuck fancharacter whose symbol is just this shirt i saw in penneys today with sexy marge simpson on it
a white shirt with a picture of marge simpson laying on her side seductively, one hand on her hip lifting her dress slightly so you can see her upper inner thigh, the other tugging gently at her pearls while giving bedroom eyes
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
starting early this year
a screenshot of my lockscreen featuring the mountain goats song "this year"
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
this ran hella long sorry
isagi "i will keep evolving no matter what" yoichi is simic and i will die on this hill (hes actually sultai and everyone is at the  core black because of their self determinationist drive so were gonna ignore this from now on unless its so core they must be a black guild)
rin is interesting, because i think hes dimir, very calculating, EXCEPT flow state rin is absolutely rakdos, destroying others egos for his own enjoyment
bachira i want to say izzet, hes a show off! he loves letting out his monster and getting applause!
gagamaru is azorius, if nobody else will maintain order (the goal) then he sure as shit will
kunigami is gruul, a pure destructive force there to break anything down, can barely be reasoned with
barou is ALSO rakdos, going so far as to destroy his own team for his personal gain?
reo is also dimir, hes a chameleon, the dimir are a spy guild, he could also be orzhov because hes rich and started by bribing nagi, speaking of which...
nagi... is hard to pin down i think, extremely good at what he does, but aloof, hes definitely *not* red, i could see him going a few ways, maaaybe selesnya?
hiori, i think like gagamaru is azorius, but for different reasons, hes very much a thinker like isagi, but doesnt quite have that green drive to grow, instead i think hes white because of this
chigiri: *definitely* a red guild, probably izzet, or maybe boros? dudes fast, shows it off, and is highly aggressive
niko: azorius for the same reasons as hiori, very analytic, not very aggressive
bonus: aiku is boros, man is a militant defensive UNIT
not a balanced spread across the guilds for fanart purposes i know, sorry
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
for sale boymoder hoodie never transitioned
a black 2xl hoodie with the tag still attached, hanging on a wardrobe by a hanger
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
ive been looping the lines "to me! my fujoshi!" and "go! my fujo warriors!" in my head for an hour now
a twink villains all female elite guard, the fujoshi (he does not know what that means)
oath sworn they cant prevent him fighting his rival
but will go vs his friends to ensure its 1v1
fight twice as hard vs female party members for getting in the way, until one of them reveals her secret, she too was a fujoshi warrior until she was banished for learning the forbidden yuri arts
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