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@monarchofithaca.bsky.social
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Late 20s nerd, she/her

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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 11h
team trios tourney thread! legacy: @completesham.bsky.social modern: @gruuldick.eu pauper: me!!
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
all-time heavyweight champion
duchamps urinal
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
truly is nothing to make you feel human again on a bad morning like a hot shower and a good shave
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
very funny for spotify to play "thats what i want" as one if my exact types gets on the luas like yeah bud thanks for the movie moment with the tall blonde alt twink
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
genuinely surprised by the fat bear week winner this year! good job 89 backpack for taking the crown!
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
in an empty movie theater to see resident evil a tall guy comes in and sits immediately in front of me like, cop the fuck on man
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry, i'm sorry, i'm trying to delete it
the ferrari logo except the italian flag is a trans flag, the background is trans flag blue rather than yellow, and instead of ferrari it says transgender in the same font
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
did anyone else see that candace owens is a lesbian and cheating on her husband or has that not made it to bluesky yet
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
man walks into a bar it doesn't have any fire escapes it was a lesbian bar
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nothing like a fucking car alarm as im nodding off to wake a girl up
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mystiqolumbo
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
feminise a band name fleetleaky mac
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026
If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend; And, as I am an honest Puck, Show is over, off you fuck.
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
feminize a band name thirty seconds to venus
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does @magic.wizards.com not know how sacred trans rights are to those who make Magic & the community surrounding it? We can debate the efficacy of advocacy-through-products; But this'd be one of the few IPs that could organically incite an impactful boycott across play, commentary, & production.
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EVIL Spilt 🏳️‍⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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Kelly Brack @kellybrack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Batman | Columbo
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026
Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
baseball is parryslop
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
gets train one time internet microcelebrity gets on next stop
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
ME: i just feel like you're always bringing your work home with you GUARD WHO TELLS ONLY LIES: no I'm not
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
one magpie stood right outside my door as i leave certainly is A portent for the day
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my mood was starting to dive but then i remembered its fat bear week and all is once again well
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
god fucking dammit i thought seán bonnets voice was a tgirls again
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
jk rowling naming a nonpassing irish trans woman like: sé o'clock
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want?
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
at the part of the year where the sun starts moving to get in the right position to turn my bedroom into a camera obscura (older video bc its not quite right today)
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
they would be glad we were still kind, and elated were a girl but so disappointed were still fat lmao
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*clutches my cursed eye* ugh... the bottom row? P... E... uh Z? O? L i think?
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 15/09/2026
stop telling me about how you top and bottom for your vampire boyfriend, we get it, youre a dead man's switch
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
power out at work means i dont even have to feel as bad for doing fuck all
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
sweetest human youve ever met coming out as trans: "no more mr nice guy"
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i am genuinely like, embarrassingly bad at video games lmfao
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 13/09/2026
logging on
an old Superman comic panel with 'next stop, gay city!' in the speech bubble
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
saw a book of rules for men on twitter and
rule 420: 
women named after a month of the year are usually frisky
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
budweiser, tasted like stale piss, i still have the bottle cap somewhere! im much more a spirits or cider drinker tbh
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I wasn't allowed to stay up and watch the EU treaty negotiations in 1991" "Maastricht?" "She was a bit"
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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
why the fuck does oxford english dictionary want an account before i can look up even just definitions, why everything like this now
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what does it all mean?
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lesbian sex is like 9/11 in that if mark whalberg was there it would kinda put a stop to the whole thing
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