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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo

@gruuldick.eu
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I cant swim. I cant dance. I dont know karate. Face it. Im never gonna make it. She/They🏳️‍⚧️

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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 02/10/2026
nothing puts me in a dogshit mood like bad spreadsheet software
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 26/09/2026
smth in my bones tells me australian punk gigs go crazy
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 25/08/2026
i need to get out of this dumbfuck shithole country
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 13/08/2026
hitting the “i should write a screenplay when this is over” stage of the phd 😔
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 28/07/2026
probably the first girl in the world to do her shot in Mount Vernon (the Irish one), which is pretty cool
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 24/07/2026
Summer 🙂‍↕️
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 29/06/2026
alright if you’re a tgirl and you’re like legit fr into american football (sport not band) and if u wanna join a tgirl only fantasy football league PLEASE dm me, we only need like one or two more dolls pls pls pls and if you’re not into american football, maybe ask your friends who might be :)
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 28/06/2026
rereading homestuck to cope in the last two months of my phd 😔
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 07/06/2026
on top of the world at the end of the world
A photograph of two blonde women kissing in front of a burned out forest on a mountain. The taller woman’s hat obscures the face of the other
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 01/06/2026
i cannot get over how cute my girlfriend’s dog is
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 10/05/2026
you can find nirvana by eating transcendentally good food on a summer afternoon
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
northernlion cruise sounds like heaven for straight tgirls just twirl your hair and go "yeah that obama impression is really spot on" with the most vocal fry you can muster and you're leaving with a husband and a combined $5k in the hole that's the kind of setup most couples in the 00s would die for
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 01/03/2026
personally speaking, i am finding it harder and harder to imagine a world where we one day stop killing each other
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 01/04/2026
last night i got told that moshing with me is like moshing into a brick wall :) still a lot of progress to make but so far going to the gym has been sick
mirror selfie of a smiling woman in a bra and jeans, flexing in a messy bedroom picture of a woman standing with her back to the camera, lifting her hair into a pony tail to show off her back muscles
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 24/03/2026
alexander wept, for there was no more pussy to conquer
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 21/03/2026
note to be woke or whatever, but other gay people are getting way too fucking comfortable calling me a t-slur right to my face
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 08/03/2026
drove out at 8pm with my girlfriend to get baja blast freezes from the Taco Bell drive thru, and drank them in the parking lot america is a trip but the vibes are undeniably peak
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 01/03/2026
personally speaking, i am finding it harder and harder to imagine a world where we one day stop killing each other
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 18/02/2026
trying to quit shit you’re addicted to is hard as a bitch actually
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 18/02/2026
id be more ok with the english monarchy if they made everyone who got knighted lead a small troop of men-at-arms and archers into battle
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 16/02/2026
i never followed up but fr this was the best soup ive ever made
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 14/02/2026
on that soup game
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 08/02/2026
havent talked about this in forever but technically i do still have a blog where i write about the MCU, and i finally posted my review of The Incredible Hulk movie from 2008 pls check it out if youre interested :) also ofc i still hate the MCU and everything it stands for gruuldick.eu/dejamcu/hulk/
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Pilgrimage Baby | The Incredible Hulk (2008)
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 03/02/2026
sometimes you find god
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 02/02/2026
becoming increasingly compelled by the idea of moving to the middle of nowhere
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 24/01/2026
if you recorded all the sounds the different leaks in my ceiling make you could have such a sick drum beat
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 19/01/2026
cooking up the world’s sickest pasta and there ain’t nothing any of you jokers can do about it
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 02/01/2026
waking up and getting to squeeze my own boobs might be like one of the top 5 best things about transitioning
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 27/12/2025
it does not get much closer to heaven than sitting out on a cold, bright winter morning with a joint and a hot cup of coffee
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 05/12/2025
starting to get into a band called “the atomic bitchwax” i am a parody of myself
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 20/11/2025
might be getting a pussy. stay tuned
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 03/11/2025
not for nothing but jungle might just be the way out of phd induced depression
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 24/10/2025
got a white monster, a fresh box of antidepressants, and a large bowl of soup. god willing i will be healed
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 20/10/2025
dedicating over three years of your life to a project only for it to turn out that it probably proves nothing valuable is a one way ticket to feeling like a major fucking moron
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 08/10/2025
went to therapy, cried a lot, and when i left some guy had clearly gone through my bsky and liked all of my thirst traps huge for me
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 08/10/2025
trying to talk politics in the office but getting shut out of the conversation by the dudes does suck, but also is massively gender affirming
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 02/10/2025
my birthday is soon and im honestly terrified what a cringe thing to be scared of
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 02/10/2025
dude in my office is trying to tell me butthole surfers and bowling for soup are similar bands and im crashing out
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 26/09/2025
decided that my new thing is saying that various things are of “grave concern” regardless of their severity no real reason just feels like a fun thing to do
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 23/09/2025
going from italy (where I can v confidently order food in italian) to spain (where I cant order food without sounding like the idiot baby of the 21st century) is such a humbling experience
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 23/09/2025
im gonna die for sure
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 22/09/2025
lookin for either: 1. somebody that can teach me to be normal or 2. somebody to make me their wife currently accepting applications, but dont try and do both cos nobody likes a tryhard
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 21/09/2025
she is in an elevator
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 15/09/2025
three years on hrt and i think we can all agree it was a great decision
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 12/09/2025
friday morning listening to Super Stupid from the album Maggot Brain, by Funkadelic, and feelin like the archetypal stoner character in a mid 2000s sitcom
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 08/09/2025
everybody shut the fuck up, its NFL season :3
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 25/08/2025
theyre saying that opening my laptop to work on my phd at midnight is “obsessive” and “weird” and that i should “consider giving myself a break”
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 20/08/2025
therapist called me on my bullshit today. needed that so bad yall have no idea
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 13/08/2025
is it normal to want to be good at therapy? pls say yes
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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo @gruuldick.eu · 12/08/2025
just tryna scroll but keep getting stunlocked by all my insanely hot friends
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