jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this was his faculty advisor, btw, all the guys who graduate stanford get mouth like that 0363
jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That magical moment when the theater lights dim, and we sit together in the dark and hear who can't chew with their goddamn mouth closed. 1225314
jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 22/09/2026coming into the room at the wrong time and mistaking this "tinker tailor" show for something with clown horror 0320
jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Anybody order a Love Burger? Well, don't expect to see them on the Ed Sheeran tour, as Breckin, Donald and the rest of the band have announced that proceeds from their latest cover of "Paradise City" will be donated to food aid for Palestine. 2473
jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 11/09/2026my dad sends my poems out of the blue sometimes, although he doesn't know it. this one came with this link 0355
jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i always love it when sports surprise the people who play them and there's just a moment when you can see the kid wide-eyed and peeking through years of seeing everything 228336
jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express. 821614
jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Future historians will value what they reveal about Oval Office maneuvering to outflank Hegseth and Miller, but each Natalie Harp letter is somehow worse than the last. 419520
jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 16/08/2026what else is left for those who have finally achieved watching stone cold? 3440
jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 16/08/2026i want to thank @jessehawken.bsky.social for encouraging me to finally get around to spending time with the 1991 brian bosworth vehicle Stone Cold and its hauntingly accurate depiction of the drive from mississippi to pensacola 211758
jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 01/08/2026trump is fine. his staff simply covers his hands with putty to hide their violet hickeys where this entity feeds, which is fine. it comes in the form of a beautiful woman, which is fine, although he must sleep in public to engage it in battle, which is fine 826729
jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Dispatches from the Land of Make Believe have remarkably little strategic and academic utility. This wouldn't even correctly explain Nazi Germany. It's not an adult's version of Red Scare pantswetting; it's what a child growing up in it and parroting dad sounds like. Just make this kid a professor. 2681
jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 21/06/2026sometimes the description "mccoy and kincaid are determined to convict a man" tells you nothing, you pause and skip to the end to see which one this is and the preview tells you all you need to know right there 10616
jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The lessons to draw from this war were knowable before it began, and the people who started it will remain just as impervious to learning from its aftermath. 5510108
jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 03/06/2026This is how excited I was to sign up for the new Ruben Gallego Mastercard. 2680
jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Most Confederates were nudists, and John Bell Hood's circumcision was a notorious source of levity. Bragg said you could always hear him coming over a ridge because his bell didn't have a hood on its clapper. Sadly, the joke fell out of use after he lost his leg at Chickamauga. 61439