Reposted by Bessie the CowIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131693349
Bessie the Cow @bovinebessie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The year is 2114. The human resistance is on its last legs in a war against the machines. To save mankind from extinction, a cyborg must travel back in time and convince President Trump that AI was responsible for sabotaging the reflecting pool. 130
Reposted by Bessie the CowThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026Trump Claims He Was Falling Man theonion.com/trump-claims-he-was-fa… 863388577
Reposted by Bessie the CowDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Obviously this is a hilarious and obvious lie but it's instructive in that Trump knows he's supposed to care about this thing, and manifestly does not and cannot care about it, and so he has to put himself into the story just to make it something he can talk about. He almost died that day! 1153244548
Reposted by Bessie the CowPablo Torre @pablo.show · 03/09/2026Accountability for the wealthiest people on Earth is hard to come by. Thank you for believing in the power of independent journalism to accomplish it. (And, yes, more to come.) www.pablo.show/p/it-happenedpablo.showIt Happened.EPISODE 423: The biggest punishment in NBA history. 1153548453
Bessie the Cow @bovinebessie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Now here's the twist - and there is a twist... we don't show it. We show NOTHING. 010
Reposted by Bessie the CowMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“Former NBA Super Star” 382362177
Reposted by Bessie the CowMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Embarrassed and furious that many Dodgers are at the White House right now. It’s a stab in the back to Los Angeles and their fanbase. Their ownership group should know better. Shame on them. Credit to Mookie and Kiké for opting out. 0102251647
Reposted by Bessie the CowNPR @npr.org · 15/07/2026Napalm Death's ongoing campaign for musical destruction comes to the Desk. The founding fathers of grindcore speed through a sprawling catalog with manic energy. n.pr/4gFtMYTn.prNapalm Death: Tiny Desk ConcertNapalm Death's ongoing campaign for musical destruction comes to the Desk. The founding fathers of grindcore speed through a sprawling catalog with manic energy. 823466
Bessie the Cow @bovinebessie.bsky.social · 26/06/2026*5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist 020
Reposted by Bessie the CowTLDR Jack @tldrjack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take 380300403921
Bessie the Cow @bovinebessie.bsky.social · 21/05/2026And a conspicuously placed thermal exhaust port that leads directly to the main reactor 011
Reposted by Bessie the CowArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 06/04/2026The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon 253162013473
Reposted by Bessie the CowDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Can we get 10,000 RTs for this 6424061448
Bessie the Cow @bovinebessie.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Grok: Yes, your doctor is most likely Jewish Me: what 1130
Reposted by Bessie the CowCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Dr Oz inviting ol Jeffrey to his V Day bash in 2016 11233881015
Reposted by Bessie the CowDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 08/01/2026The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...startribune.comStar Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in MinneapolisJonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records. 343101594120
Reposted by Bessie the CowBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time) 396371944
