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Christian D'Andrea

@trainisland.bsky.social
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@ForTheWin NFL writer. PFWA. Omnibibulous. formers @draftkings, @SBNation, @uproxx, @rushthecourt @anchorofgold Rhode Island cuisine expert. i use antlers in all of my decorating. Vanderbilt forever

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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 22h
the last 6 outs of Phillies baseball have me wildly conflicted on the virtues of raw milk
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what's going on with 2026's bad QBs? - Drake Maye is getting blitzed less but getting pressured more, and it's breaking his brain - Jalen Hurts' offense doesn't make a ton of sense - Baker Mayfield got the brakes beaten off him this week's gross QB ranks: ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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NFL quarterback rankings: Drake Maye, you (!) are the grossest QB of Week 3
Our gross quarterback rankings gets a new leader, and Jalen Hurts joins the fray too.
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP Odell Beckham Jr.'s Giants return (September 13-September 27, 2026) Snaps: 20 Targets: 1 Catches: 0
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"say, did you read about that Ivy League scandal in the Times?" "sure did, boss"
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that's why they call it the beautiful game
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Chris Jericho voice) ARMBAR
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the only explanation i have is that Andy Dalton has played for so many teams he forgot what uniforms his guys are wearing
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen Hurts gets tattooed, but it's a net zero thanks to a holding call before the flagged hit
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'm not sure trying to block Jalen Carter with a tight end is ever a good idea, but Cole Kmet, uh, did not get there
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eagles drop the interception in the red zone, but it doesn't matter because Riq Woolen got flagged for illegal contact anyway. Bears score the next play (but it's probably getting overturned)
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wrote about the: -Browns' Deshaun Watson problem (complimentary) -Patriots' Drake Maye problem (derogatory) -revitalization of Kirk Cousins' play-action game, and -Aaron Rodgers' 6-second time machine please read, as i like having a job ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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Deshaun Watson gives Browns a unique new problem and the best, worst of Week 3
Watson might clutch play his way into an extension (oof), Drake Maye is broken and Aaron Rodgers can turn back the clock (kinda, for a little bit).
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
through three games, the Browns own draft pick is in worse position than the one they'll get from the Rams after the Myles Garrett trade
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 28/09/2026
In the end, the Rams offense was simply not as good as Iowa's offense.
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Broncos gotta quintuple cover Davante Adams
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
these refs cannot be serious what the fuck is going on
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not only an uncharacteristic drop, but also a potential shot to Davante Adams' beans
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Matthew Stafford: (throws game-winning 67-yard touchdown) refs: there was probably a hold back there or something
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
incredible
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ehhhhhh Pat Bryant might've bought one here, that looks like an interception to me
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
legitimately no one within 10 yards of Pat Bryant when he caught that ball
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
welp, Konata Mumpfield owns Riley Moss's soul now, those are the rules
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
diabolical pass-off from Hufanga. he was just waiting on the throw and Stafford didn't see him until the ball was out of his hand
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JUST LIKE SEAN PAYTON DREW IT UP
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Big Oof Size Meme
ALT: Big Oof Size Meme
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bo Nix gets his hand hit at the release point and the Rams finally get the turnover they've been searching for
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
between all the dropped interceptions and now this, i'm beginning to think the Rams defense is cursed
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this man spent two full years outside of football entirely
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i am enjoying the NBC montage of Bo Nix rolling right before his brain stops working
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fucking hell, man. Pac was so incredibly good at this. the black arrow was a tempest made of air currents equal parts violent and graceful. he could be intense, silly or, as Orange Cassidy helped show, intensely silly. he will be missed www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W63...
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FULL MATCH: PAC vs Orange Cassidy | AEW Revolution 2020
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh no, what the fuck
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Derrick Henry had four carries on third- or fourth-and-short against the Cowboys. the Cowboys stuffed him all four times
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this was called pass interference against the Ravens
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look at Derrick Henry get juuuuuuuust enough of Quinnen Williams on his cut block to create the space for Lamar Jackson to take the lead
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jaishawn Barham is a mutant and the Cowboys run defense might be good again
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brevyn Spann-Ford! our big meaty moose boy tight ends keep rumbling!
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the Cowboys decided to block Trey Hendrickson with a tight end on solo duty. it went about as well as you'd expect
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when the dumbest guy in your group chat brings up AI for the fifth time this week
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
incredible dueling reactions from Baker Mayfield and Chris Godwin as an 85-yard touchdown is wiped out by holding
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oooof, Devontez Walker does a great job of creating space with the jump as he slows up but can't finish a tough catch
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
trainers came out for Kyle Hamilton after Brevyn Spann-Ford lit him up as an H-back
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brazil with a cutting, but accurate, commentary on Drake Maye's performance today
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they called defensive pass interference against the Cowboys for this
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh shit, deebo figured out the "infinite yards per catch" glitch
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the Cowboys are getting 4th-and-inches stops on Derrick Henry, what kind of witchcraft is happening in Brazil
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that Rio turf is looking GOOD
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(Vince Guaraldi Trio music intensifies)
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aaron Rodgers has taken two different third-and-short sacks today from inside the 10-yard line
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
between Wisconsin yesterday and Darnell Washington today it's been one hell of a weekend for moose-shaped tight ends rumbling toward glory
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DK Metcalf has two holding penalties that wiped out big runs today. that last one cost the Steelers 70-ish yards
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
how on earth do you lose someone this badly when it's 4th down and there's an empty backfield???
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