muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 9hmy son brasenose cannot wait to spend this season rooting for his favorite troupe the atlanta foundlings 2220
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 16hnot working has never stopped a death penalty, it's only fair to put a wealth tax on the books for the rest of human history 143056
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundElizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 19hnever the wrong time for this classic 48107843212
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundNicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 21hI’m starting to get requests from people to evaluate proposed solutions to campus sexual violence. The best list of demands I’ve seen so far comes from the students at Cornell. They understand the role of power and the kinds of big structural and cultural shifts that are required to end violence. 318143
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundDavid Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026 30124323886
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026that's the consultant from provasic who needs to him about bringing his data in line with the results of the clinical trials 240
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026dr. jesus christ is wheeled in on a gurney before dr. jesus christ who exclaims, "this man is my son and father! i cannot operate on him!" why? because he is a doctor of divinity and not licensed to practice medicine 2130
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"the bad news is the cdc says it's grippe but the good news is they say we can give his water more carbonation" 0260
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026it's a sturdy marble island in a room with a high ceiling. there is no crouching or cringing here, luke shits into the sink while standing astride it like a colossus 0140
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026luke cranking the knob on a pasta faucet and pressing the recessed counter button for the ethereally whisper quiet disposal and taking a shit directly into the kitchen island's second sink 1230
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026luke using a whole superfluous kitchen as a bathroom to show contempt for people who don't have multiple kitchens 1290
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026loading a bootleg of the complete nfl redzone riffs into the bar cd player to have in the chamber just in case the band no-shows 0290
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026sorry i just have the one kitchen i have to use all the time 2430
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This mfer got two light switches 🙄 31673
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026lol this guy thinks he's gonna need to let people know which way the english are getting here 160
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 04/10/2026Bad audio quality because I haven’t figured out the best way to get the music from vinyl to computer, but today I got a record player off FB Marketplace and so I can finally play my mom’s 1981 demo 45 for you all. Please enjoy “That’s How Girls Talk About Boys” 3957444
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026would like to wish the denver broncos a very happy go away 3502
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We take it half a game at a time, because we're not playing theirs. We're giving 110% of our attention to the fifty percent we can control playing our game. 010
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lund🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That big boy, that big bitch, for all weather 461984
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundKatie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Particularly relevant right now, and why I am and forever will be a Jameis hater (Also a reminder that “likable” people are capable of doing bad things and should still face consequences and often don’t) 710413
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Absolutely. I mean, the important thing is we can't afford to beat ourselves. 000
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy. 473502380
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026people who got angry about those buddha statues should be even angrier about this 16858275
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If i were hired to turn around an ailing NFL franchise, I would simply instill a culture of winning football and accountability. 151384
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 164116662500
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is one of those abandoned Emily Post things. If the item is free, you pay in hassle. That you are already being given something is the terminus of what you're owed here. 1210
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I say, kudos to Efton Chism III for niftily snatching that toss for a score while being simply marauded by someone with the slovenliness of a Yale Law man. 0211
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026George Santos would not only have dropped that child he would have punched him in the face because George Santos doesn't go half wayrawstory.com‘Good God’: Vivek Ramaswamy becomes laughing stock after nearly dropping childRepublican Ohio gubernatorial candidate Vivek Ramaswamy was ridiculed en masse Saturday after nearly dropping a child at a GOP rally in Vandalia, Ohio.Video of the rally, at which President Donald Tru... 1326931
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I bet a local here with acute traveldadism knows exactly the exit off 95 for the most effortless store abundance (per hour), but I think just limiting yourself to 2 miles off the interstate along that route gives you a dozen Walgreens and Publix, eight Targets and Walmarts, and at least two Costcos. 130
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Honestly, if you're going to be on the ground here for 45 minutes, you have enough time pass two drugstores with all of this stuff in favor of a Wings or other locally flavored place with a flip-flop wall and six ladies' floppy-ass hat options between $12 and $40. 160
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 150107732332
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundConan O' Brien Throws to Commercial @conanintro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 444466
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026yeah, i hear the stinger on the rocks there's to die for 010
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i mean, dj kitty's still on the jumbotron, but raymond's the one who does the dancing-on-the-dugout material 000
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundTory Wegerski @producertory.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dad's visiting from Kentucky so I took him to the Palestinian Oktoberfest and now he's cheering for the wrong team at the Penguins game 4633
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundCake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In fairness, Riley Moore has some experience with corrupt politicians from the 70's and 80's as his grandfather is arch moore the former convicted governor of wv thehill.com/homenews/hou...thehill.comGOP lawmaker: Nixon was ‘couped out of office,’ ‘framed’ during WatergateRep. Riley Moore (R-W.Va.) said Thursday that former President Nixon was “absolutely couped out of office” and added that he was “framed” during the infamous Watergate scandal. “We now know more ab… 107315
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026DID YOU KNOW: Minnesota football is undefeated since PJ Fleck anointed himself with the blood of one of his players  844867
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026if the pope wanted to run his mouth about any academic subject in human history, he should've learned to code 51648
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026some descriptive statistics here on the civility industrial complex on college campuses that I haven’t seen analyzed before www.uncivilcollective.org/resources 7939341
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundGoldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 03/10/2026How many local models do you run? 2312625379
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundEA Strom @profmisterlizzie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026BlueSky is the perfect place to find that sliver of the universe of politically engaged left-leaning people who ALSO love baseball, so let me note that the two times the Rays have gone to the World Series we’ve had a blue wave. 1237240
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This was my safety choice until Mr. Homn died. 050
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i dont want to look up if he posts here and ruin the shranticipation 140
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026[trying to describe the role in the most chaste and clinical possible terms] she was an rn dtf et 3230
muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026wanting to get kissed at d'brickashaw ferguson way in a town where all the guys take wayne chrebet blvd 171
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundTeam Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Deal with it. 🕶️ 391679237
Reposted by muscular baby jeb lundMeredith Clark @meredithlclark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Rolling into school pickup at the exact moment “Think Locally, Fuck Globally” by Gogol Bordello starts playing 4564