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Need a content writer? Award-winning columnist seen in Truthdig, Nation, Guardian, Rolling Stone, NBC, TNR. Host of the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Fl. linktr.ee/mobute

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 9h
my son brasenose cannot wait to spend this season rooting for his favorite troupe the atlanta foundlings
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 16h
not working has never stopped a death penalty, it's only fair to put a wealth tax on the books for the rest of human history
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 19h
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 21h
I’m starting to get requests from people to evaluate proposed solutions to campus sexual violence. The best list of demands I’ve seen so far comes from the students at Cornell. They understand the role of power and the kinds of big structural and cultural shifts that are required to end violence.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that's the consultant from provasic who needs to him about bringing his data in line with the results of the clinical trials
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dr. jesus christ is wheeled in on a gurney before dr. jesus christ who exclaims, "this man is my son and father! i cannot operate on him!" why? because he is a doctor of divinity and not licensed to practice medicine
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"the bad news is the cdc says it's grippe but the good news is they say we can give his water more carbonation"
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's a sturdy marble island in a room with a high ceiling. there is no crouching or cringing here, luke shits into the sink while standing astride it like a colossus
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
luke cranking the knob on a pasta faucet and pressing the recessed counter button for the ethereally whisper quiet disposal and taking a shit directly into the kitchen island's second sink
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
luke using a whole superfluous kitchen as a bathroom to show contempt for people who don't have multiple kitchens
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
loading a bootleg of the complete nfl redzone riffs into the bar cd player to have in the chamber just in case the band no-shows
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sorry i just have the one kitchen i have to use all the time
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This mfer got two light switches 🙄
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol this guy thinks he's gonna need to let people know which way the english are getting here
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 04/10/2026
Bad audio quality because I haven’t figured out the best way to get the music from vinyl to computer, but today I got a record player off FB Marketplace and so I can finally play my mom’s 1981 demo 45 for you all. Please enjoy “That’s How Girls Talk About Boys”
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
would like to wish the denver broncos a very happy go away
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We take it half a game at a time, because we're not playing theirs. We're giving 110% of our attention to the fifty percent we can control playing our game.
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That big boy, that big bitch, for all weather
Bactrian camel in the wind
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Particularly relevant right now, and why I am and forever will be a Jameis hater (Also a reminder that “likable” people are capable of doing bad things and should still face consequences and often don’t)
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We're building that with each no day off.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Absolutely. I mean, the important thing is we can't afford to beat ourselves.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
people who got angry about those buddha statues should be even angrier about this
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If i were hired to turn around an ailing NFL franchise, I would simply instill a culture of winning football and accountability.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is one of those abandoned Emily Post things. If the item is free, you pay in hassle. That you are already being given something is the terminus of what you're owed here.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I say, kudos to Efton Chism III for niftily snatching that toss for a score while being simply marauded by someone with the slovenliness of a Yale Law man.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
George Santos would not only have dropped that child he would have punched him in the face because George Santos doesn't go half way
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‘Good God’: Vivek Ramaswamy becomes laughing stock after nearly dropping child
Republican Ohio gubernatorial candidate Vivek Ramaswamy was ridiculed en masse Saturday after nearly dropping a child at a GOP rally in Vandalia, Ohio.Video of the rally, at which President Donald Tru...
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I bet a local here with acute traveldadism knows exactly the exit off 95 for the most effortless store abundance (per hour), but I think just limiting yourself to 2 miles off the interstate along that route gives you a dozen Walgreens and Publix, eight Targets and Walmarts, and at least two Costcos.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly, if you're going to be on the ground here for 45 minutes, you have enough time pass two drugstores with all of this stuff in favor of a Wings or other locally flavored place with a flip-flop wall and six ladies' floppy-ass hat options between $12 and $40.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Conan O' Brien Throws to Commercial @conanintro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yeah, i hear the stinger on the rocks there's to die for
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i mean, dj kitty's still on the jumbotron, but raymond's the one who does the dancing-on-the-dugout material
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Tory Wegerski @producertory.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dad's visiting from Kentucky so I took him to the Palestinian Oktoberfest and now he's cheering for the wrong team at the Penguins game
Man in a black sweater gives a peace sign in front of the Palestinian Oktoberfest signSame man now in a Les Habitants t-shirt and Canadian hat smiles with his daughter in a Penguins sweater
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In fairness, Riley Moore has some experience with corrupt politicians from the 70's and 80's as his grandfather is arch moore the former convicted governor of wv thehill.com/homenews/hou...
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GOP lawmaker: Nixon was ‘couped out of office,’ ‘framed’ during Watergate
Rep. Riley Moore (R-W.Va.) said Thursday that former President Nixon was “absolutely couped out of office” and added that he was “framed” during the infamous Watergate scandal. “We now know more ab…
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DID YOU KNOW: Minnesota football is undefeated since PJ Fleck anointed himself with the blood of one of his players 
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if the pope wanted to run his mouth about any academic subject in human history, he should've learned to code
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
some descriptive statistics here on the civility industrial complex on college campuses that I haven’t seen analyzed before www.uncivilcollective.org/resources
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 03/10/2026
How many local models do you run?

Pope Leo XIV
@Pontif... 17h
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack th Show more
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Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand? You're not an Ai influencer, no one elected you, and you have absolutely no weight in this debate and you're being used as a mouthpiece to sway public opinion. how many local models do you run?
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EA Strom @profmisterlizzie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BlueSky is the perfect place to find that sliver of the universe of politically engaged left-leaning people who ALSO love baseball, so let me note that the two times the Rays have gone to the World Series we’ve had a blue wave.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This was my safety choice until Mr. Homn died.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i dont want to look up if he posts here and ruin the shranticipation
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[trying to describe the role in the most chaste and clinical possible terms] she was an rn dtf et
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
how do you phrase this if they post here
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wanting to get kissed at d'brickashaw ferguson way in a town where all the guys take wayne chrebet blvd
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Dust. Wind. Dude."
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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deal with it. 🕶️
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Meredith Clark @meredithlclark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rolling into school pickup at the exact moment “Think Locally, Fuck Globally” by Gogol Bordello starts playing
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