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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Holy shit
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
who called it going on a bender and not a leave of absinthe
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
everyone is saying saying Bush did 9/11, Bush did 9/11, Bush did 9/11. lots of credit for doing 9/11 to a big faker. George W. Bush, folks -- bad president, very bad businessman. actually i did 9/11. flew the plane into the South Tower very strongly. everyone said you couldn't do 9/11. but i did it
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sincerely causes one to pause and ponder
A quote from Benito Mussolini from April 28, 1945

The quote is: "So much for the tolerant left."

The quote is upside down out of a deep historical respect for the manner in which he passed away. RIP (rest in pizza, as they say in Italy)
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 04/09/2026
Sometimes I think about all the unread AI meeting notes in cloud storage in the world and it gives me vertigo
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms
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Stephen Hopkins @phil-lol-ogist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Parents Parents 2026 BCE 2026 CE 🤝 "These kids and their damned tablets"
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Emily, a Two-Shoes-Gooder @rebelmusicteach.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The only “good faith” argument is that trans women want to play sports so we should let them. Play women’s sports. Why is this even difficult.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
one thing ezra klein does not seem to understand is that the democratic party has been proscribed insofar as all of its political priorities are illegal. court reform must precede literally everything.
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eek @eke.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
it's so fucking hard that dude put this in the book where he goes back in time and blows up knights with gunpowder
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Liberals say that the algae in the reflecting pool is symbolic of the rot at the heart of our democracy. They're wrong—it's symbolic of the rot at the heart of our republic.
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Erika Chappell 🏳️‍⚧️ Stop Asking For STLs @opensketchbook.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
people are making fun of this but like there's no way these two aren't having the most fun anyone has ever had in human history
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Anna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Some useful public speaking tips from Freud here.
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Dumbdum @dumbdum.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
(House warming) Me, showing friend around; Over here is the panic room, through there is the panic room. Got a panic room out back. 4 panic rooms upstairs.
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laura “Skeleton Dragon” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
[getting rejected at the bar] that's fine. actually my boys and i were thinking of diminishing and going into the west
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Splitting the word helicopter by meaning isn't 'heli' and 'copter' but 'helico' (spiral) and 'pter' (wing) and that's neat.
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
a lot of the american psychosis i think comes from the fact that the vast majority of us are kept in precarious work, one emergency away from losing everything, while being hit with the constant message that we are the elect, we are the most free, the most worthy. it makes you feel insane.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
DRINK THEIR MILKSHAKE, ANYBODY? THERE WILL BE BLOOD, FOLKS?
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Yod of Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
one of the finest posts of all time
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@yoshimired.bsky.social
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective?
Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay
Imao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Everybody can reply
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Kelly Cosgrove @kellycosgrove.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Steve (Acupunk) @27needles.online · 02/04/2026
This is probably my favorite from twitter
Tweet by Ethan Hardy @ethanhardy 
“You say that it's fucked that gingerbread men live in gingerbread houses, but to a gingerbread person, gingerbread is as inscrutable and fundamental as carbon. The people and homes are no more alike than humans are to diamonds. Only we, their gods and creators, can see the horror “
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
lowkey maybe the best
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Why do bash "dead-beat" dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?
4:58 AM - 7 Dec 2018
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/04/2026
lotta great choices in this thread but this one always makes me laugh
Tweet from @SAMOYEDCORE

hey “nice” man in haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a samurai from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
@CallumMcNab93:

Just got 4 drinks at the drive thru n that asked 'do ye want a cupholder'. Obviously a do ya fucking reprobate am no a fucking octopus
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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Tweet from @robdunnin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Anonymous User @lamsinton.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My nom from the same creator
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
@CaneRidgeSSR
A Mycenaean king after being visited by a merchant from Ugarit for the first time

@BarackObama
Update: I just saw The Color Purple and loved it.
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Zaia @johnnyz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
No reason to go to Kharg island unless they’re planning on coming back with King Kong.
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Anne Applebaum explains Trump
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Presidents hate this one weird strait
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Emily J. Edwards @msemilyedwards.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
the best part of this joke really is that the mayor in the JAWS *novel* is a thinly, barely-veiled stand in for Donald Trump. there's an entire mafia-backed real estate development scam he's in the center of!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
POSH BRITISH WOMAN THAT LOOKS LIKE IF DORIAN GRAY’S PORTRAIT WAS A BRATZ DOLL: I just cahnt believe this is happening in dubahi
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 03/03/2026
Oh now I get it. Dubai is Golgafrinchan Ark B.
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
One of my favourite sides of politics/media.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘯? 𝘕𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴, 𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Tweet from good (@dril):

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
@spacetwinks

doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown

pagliacci: what about pagliacci?

doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown

pagliacci:

doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 14/02/2026
the inside of my brain is like those booths where dollar bills are blown around and you try and grab them
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mjg223.bsky.social @mjg223.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i often think about this review
Letterboxd screenshot
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022

Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
@eluna333

The worst thing about depression is that knowing 150 years ago my treatment would have been vibrators and heroin.
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