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mjg223.bsky.social @mjg223.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Presumably? Set up a fake insurance company, sign up fake people, and collect the subsidies?
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mjg223.bsky.social @mjg223.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s dumb, but I think the theory is someone is collecting subsidies for people who don’t exist.
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Holy shit
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
who called it going on a bender and not a leave of absinthe
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
everyone is saying saying Bush did 9/11, Bush did 9/11, Bush did 9/11. lots of credit for doing 9/11 to a big faker. George W. Bush, folks -- bad president, very bad businessman. actually i did 9/11. flew the plane into the South Tower very strongly. everyone said you couldn't do 9/11. but i did it
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mjg223.bsky.social @mjg223.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Famous Original Ray's Mexico.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sincerely causes one to pause and ponder
A quote from Benito Mussolini from April 28, 1945

The quote is: "So much for the tolerant left."

The quote is upside down out of a deep historical respect for the manner in which he passed away. RIP (rest in pizza, as they say in Italy)
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 04/09/2026
Sometimes I think about all the unread AI meeting notes in cloud storage in the world and it gives me vertigo
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms
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mjg223.bsky.social @mjg223.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The South Sea Bubble, but stupider.
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Stephen Hopkins @phil-lol-ogist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Parents Parents 2026 BCE 2026 CE 🤝 "These kids and their damned tablets"
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mjg223.bsky.social @mjg223.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Connect with us on Altriabook!
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Emily, a Two-Shoes-Gooder @rebelmusicteach.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The only “good faith” argument is that trans women want to play sports so we should let them. Play women’s sports. Why is this even difficult.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
one thing ezra klein does not seem to understand is that the democratic party has been proscribed insofar as all of its political priorities are illegal. court reform must precede literally everything.
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mjg223.bsky.social @mjg223.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Honestly, not having to care what we look like is like the greatest thing straight men have going for us. Why are they trying to screw that all up?
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mjg223.bsky.social @mjg223.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Given a choice between fascism and “nothing will fundamentally change” a lot of people are choosing the former.
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mjg223.bsky.social @mjg223.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I've had this song stuck in my head since 1986.
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mjg223.bsky.social @mjg223.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
If he votes no on the next Kavanaugh then it's a win. Maybe he sucks, but if he votes the right way 90% of the time then he's a win.
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eek @eke.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
it's so fucking hard that dude put this in the book where he goes back in time and blows up knights with gunpowder
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Liberals say that the algae in the reflecting pool is symbolic of the rot at the heart of our democracy. They're wrong—it's symbolic of the rot at the heart of our republic.
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mjg223.bsky.social @mjg223.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
That would make the war extremely popular, and that doesn’t really help them.
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mjg223.bsky.social @mjg223.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
That’s why the analogy works. :)
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mjg223.bsky.social @mjg223.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Respectfully, I feel like if Utah were engaged in an ongoing genocide you'd hear a lot more about Mormanism.
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Erika Chappell 🏳️‍⚧️ Stop Asking For STLs @opensketchbook.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
people are making fun of this but like there's no way these two aren't having the most fun anyone has ever had in human history
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mjg223.bsky.social @mjg223.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I’m imagining the implied fourth act of The Mist where it’s just guys with biohazard gear and napalm doing cleanup.
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mjg223.bsky.social @mjg223.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
We need a zombie movie where it just isn’t a big deal, because of heavy doors and wearing multiple layers and stuff.
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Anna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Some useful public speaking tips from Freud here.
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Dumbdum @dumbdum.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
(House warming) Me, showing friend around; Over here is the panic room, through there is the panic room. Got a panic room out back. 4 panic rooms upstairs.
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laura “Skeleton Dragon” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
[getting rejected at the bar] that's fine. actually my boys and i were thinking of diminishing and going into the west
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Splitting the word helicopter by meaning isn't 'heli' and 'copter' but 'helico' (spiral) and 'pter' (wing) and that's neat.
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
a lot of the american psychosis i think comes from the fact that the vast majority of us are kept in precarious work, one emergency away from losing everything, while being hit with the constant message that we are the elect, we are the most free, the most worthy. it makes you feel insane.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
DRINK THEIR MILKSHAKE, ANYBODY? THERE WILL BE BLOOD, FOLKS?
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mjg223.bsky.social @mjg223.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I lived downtown, and I heard the collapse a few moments before the tape delay caught up and I saw it on TV.
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Yod of Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
one of the finest posts of all time
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@yoshimired.bsky.social
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective?
Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay
Imao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Everybody can reply
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Kelly Cosgrove @kellycosgrove.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Steve (Acupunk) @27needles.online · 02/04/2026
This is probably my favorite from twitter
Tweet by Ethan Hardy @ethanhardy 
“You say that it's fucked that gingerbread men live in gingerbread houses, but to a gingerbread person, gingerbread is as inscrutable and fundamental as carbon. The people and homes are no more alike than humans are to diamonds. Only we, their gods and creators, can see the horror “
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
lowkey maybe the best
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Why do bash "dead-beat" dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?
4:58 AM - 7 Dec 2018
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/04/2026
lotta great choices in this thread but this one always makes me laugh
Tweet from @SAMOYEDCORE

hey “nice” man in haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a samurai from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
@CallumMcNab93:

Just got 4 drinks at the drive thru n that asked 'do ye want a cupholder'. Obviously a do ya fucking reprobate am no a fucking octopus
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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Tweet from @robdunnin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Anonymous User @lamsinton.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My nom from the same creator
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mjg223.bsky.social @mjg223.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
OMG - please stop turning 90 minute movies into 10 hour series. You're killing me with this shit.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
@CaneRidgeSSR
A Mycenaean king after being visited by a merchant from Ugarit for the first time

@BarackObama
Update: I just saw The Color Purple and loved it.
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