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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction

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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 11h
Dude watching videos at full volume on an absolutely packed airport shuttle. I've been spasming all fucking day because my nervous system is a goddamn mess and I want to break his fucking phone.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 16h
I only need about $50k, if you'd rather fund me.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 19h
Super great that he learned no lessons and will change no policy, yet expects progressives to turn out to vote for him. I really don't think that he or his campaign understand the level of antipathy that people hold for his ilk.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now THIS is a Peace Prize worth its name and the status of the Nobel. Dr. Navi Pillay's roles in the judging of Myanmar's genocide as well as the inquiry into Israel's genocide of Palestinians have been critical toward determining what is right and just. We're lucky to have her dedication.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My dad stole one of my deluxe editions, put a book plate in it, and put a spine sticker on it for his library because he's like that. So then he ordered me the normal version. He is clearly not in tune with what what trophy books are and why those sprayed edges and fancy end papers are important.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On the one day I need my parents' basement to be really chilly, it is not. I lived in this basement for more than a decade and used a space heater for most of that. Why is it failing me now?!
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love these terrible photos of Murphy inspecting the progress of the carpet install. They look like they were taken with a 1970s point-and-shoot camera by a 6-year-old.
Murphy inspecting the stairs after the old carpet has come off and the old carpet pad remains.Murphy inspecting the stairs after the new carpet pad has been laid. His folded-back tail is especially on display.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why do bash “A-I” dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is the type of research that is vital. I hope they do this for other narcotics. I've met many people who have intense pain and take a lot of narcotics as part of my medical journey—cancer, back pain, joint replacements, sports injuries. The line between pain and death is sometimes very fine.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Today has been entirely too productive. Is this what it's actually like when you start doing stuff at/before 9 am? It's also been annoying as fuck dealing with medical stuff, car insurance stuff, house flood repair stuff (this one is a fucking mess). Everything is so much.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/10/2026
This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jack from 30 Rock saying “that’s Republican, we count those”
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What the fuck, Milwaukee?!
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's sleepy time at the foot of the recliner
Murphy, a dark gray cat, curled up asleep under a fluffy celery green blanket at the end of a gray recliner. He has his paw tucked under his chin like a child and I will never move if it means preserving this cat's peace.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bless the ADHD urge to hide things behind pillows. I'd been looking for my glasses case since Friday and finally found it behind a pillow in my parents' basement. I was scared it'd gone flying in the accident last week and that I had missed it when I went to clear out my car and say a final goodbye
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm probably submitting my ballot today and I still don't know if I'm voting for Hickenlooper or just abstaining from voting for Senate. I don't think I can do it, but I don't know polling. I know I'm not voting for Crow for the House. He'll easily win anyway and I deserve far better representation
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Joe Buck never lost his voice. His hair? Sure but even that he did a plug and play.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's fascinating how the @coloradosun.com hasn't posted this story on Bluesky. I wonder why that might be. Erin Lee is an ignorant bigot from nowhere and that's where she should stay. Colorado, vote NO on Propositions 133, 134, and 135 and do what's truly best to protect children.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rep. Beatty has been such an incredibly staunch fighter for us all as the Kennedy Center saga has played out. We're really lucky to have her.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This "lifelong Democrat" turned Trump voter 🧐
From voterrecords.com, the results for the only Jack Buhring born in the 1980s in the US who registered to vote. It shows he registered in Ross County, Ohio on 8/22, 2016 and that he's active.The Ross County, Ohio Voter Registration site showing the voter record for Jack Buhring, born 1985. The site shows vote history for up to the last 40 elections with only 2 entries: 11/5/2024 General Election and 11/8/2016 General Election.
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A lazy Caturday afternoon.
Miss Aoife giving me a sassy look over her shoulder while laying on on bright pink blanket on an unmade mattress. There's second gray shadow cat behind her. In the blurred background are a purple curtain, tall cat tower, and dresser with a lamp giving off a softer white light.Aoife's in basically the same position, but her shadow has revealed himself as Murphy by peeking his head over Aoife's back in the V between her back and her neck/head; he's a very sleepy boy.Looking at Aoife straight on as she loafs on the pink blanket. Murphy is spread out next to her with his head resting on his paws, which are stretched out in front of him.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy birthday, @andrewlacy.bsky.social!
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Siding with Tom Cotton is always awkward, but fuck this bill. Kids going to school in the dark is a terrible idea. It was bad when they tried this before and it'll be so much worse with the vehicles we have now where people can't even see the kids in full daylight.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@alpineeateryfoodtruck on Instagram has been posting really great ballot measure explanations. This guy is a great follow for progressives in Colorado. His Voter Guide is on the money for state-wide measures. Idk about the Denver ones since I don't live there and haven't read up on them.
Alpine Eatery Food Truck Presents:
COLORADO COMMUNITY VOTER GUIDE 2026

BALLOT MEASURES
Proposition NN — Vote YES

Colorado Notification of US Department of Homeland Security, Amendment 81 — Vote NO

Right to Purchase Natural Gas, Amendment 82 — Vote NO

Right to Hunt and Fish, Amendment 83 — Vote NO

Requires Social Security Number Last 4 on Mail-In Ballot, Amendment 84 — Vote NO

Require 8th Grade Language for Ballot Measures, Amendment 85 — Vote NO
Congressional Redistricting, Amendment 86 — Vote NO

Graduated Income Tax, Amendment 87 — Vote YES

Penalties for Fentanyl Sale and Possession, Proposition 132 — Vote NO 

Penalties for Human Trafficking of a Minor, Proposition 133 — Vote NO 

Male and Female Participation in Sports, Proposition 134 — Vote NO 

Prohibit Certain Surgeries on Minors, Proposition 135 — Vote NO

Establish 4.1% Tax on Individual and Corporate Income, Proposition 136 — Vote NO

Colorado Retain Sporting Good Sales Tax Revenue, Proposition 137 — Vote YES

[There are 4 remaining ballot measures listed that are specific to Denver only. Over those are the words "Good Luck" that I've added in a cursive yellow font with pink shadowing since I'm not a Denver resident and haven't researched those measures]
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Airbags will really fuck you up. I'd be more fucked up without them, but those bastards are vicious.
A bathroom selfie where you can't see my face because it's covered by my phone and my very fleshy upper arm, which is covered in a giant bruise and bloody scrapes. 

I'm wearing a Denver Nuggets Larry O' Finals shirt from DECO Apparel that looks like it has a hole near my armpit, but I assure you, it's just airbag material.
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Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
actually in baseball they're called "managers"
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just got in a car accident after fighting about money with my mom and then I had everybody on my family yelling at me about who's taking me to urgent care, including sibling in Boston, so I'm doing a bang up job of living my life.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy birthday, @hjrrockies.bsky.social!
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veery @veery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yes you could say i’m a centrist
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Hannah @meanmaxine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy spooky season! Time to bring my cats out of storage!
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy birthday, @blindmanbaldwin.bsky.social! I hope you enjoy a glass of milk with your cake, or a just glass of eggnog if you're extra lucky and can find it at a grocery store.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would not qualify for health insurance without the ACA's pre-existing conditions clause. Without that, I would not be here. Meanwhile, Rick Scott stole millions through Medicaid fraud and is a sitting US Senator.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 30/09/2026
Jesus Christ Cornell
What use was it to bring the writer and activist Chanel Miller to campus in the spring just for fraternity brothers to scroll, bored, on their phones as she movingly shared her experience as Emily Doe, the victim of Brock Turner? As I wrote at the time, I was floored and dismayed as I sat in the audience with one of my brilliant undergraduates; we heard Miller’s shattering account of being sexually assaulted by Turner behind a dumpster at Stanford University after a fraternity party. Her talk was riveting, and there was so much to learn from it. And yet many of the male students who hailed predominantly from fraternities — 15 percent of each chapter was required to be in attendance — were so tuned out that Miller commented ruefully: “You know, this has been my hardest gig, because they didn’t turn down the house lights. I’m not sure how you professors do it, because it’s so hard looking out at this sea of mildly disgruntled faces. I mean, I’m sure you’re all very moved, but …,” Miller smiled. The implication being, it didn’t seem like it, from her angle.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damn, you gotta watch out for DeRozen.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AI companies are going to make me start fearing cute li'l guys. I'll never look at a Miyazaki film the same way again.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
third way figured out dems should stop attacking trans people? third way?!
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The PM did not read this project. The floors got done yesterday, so I asked if the trim and framework would be rehabbed with the stairs. Him: What trim? My guy put it back on yesterday? Me: It was supposed to be painted. And the frames repaired. It's in the work authorization. THERE WAS FLOODING
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The hiccupping-burp-spasms have been going on for 18+ hours and my diaphragm and jaw are just done and my neck feels about like this.
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Neck Hurt Neck Injury
Alt: An x-ray of a wrung neck, with the bones all spun up in crazy directions. The cervical bones flash on and off in red
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something this episode reminded me of is that when Sauron takes Minas Tirith (the first age one) he renames it the “Isle of Werewolves” and fills it with werewolves and vampires and to be completely honest you used to be way cooler Sauron you used to do cool shit my guy
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Been avoiding this but it’s Super Important to have access to knowledge & experience w neurodivergence ASAP. A big source of lifetime torture among people with ADHD roots from inability to contextualize & put into words what we are experiencing both within & from how the outside world responds to us
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dude did NOT text me back about Killz in the bathroom, which is kind of ridiculous given that 1. it's a fucking bathroom that's already flooded and a good chunk of the sub floor was visible and 2. the point is to return it to it's original condition, which clearly has Killz. Anyway, my disabled ass
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Started the new Bakeoff and Nigella’s greatest asset is that she eats like an offensive lineman
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's super great that I may or may not have someone at my house early tomorrow morning to start repairs from the upstairs flooding two months ago, but I have no idea. I also don't know if they plan on laying down any Killz to block any mold—which is definitely on my floor—so do I spray, or not?
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The difference in availability between the ebook and the audiobook for the newest Rebecca Yarros book at DPL are killing me.
The ebook waitlist for Threshing Day by Rebecca Yarros at six Denver-area library districts. Denver Public Library currently has 79 copies ordered with 258 people on the waitlist with 3 days to go before release.The audiobook waitlist for Threshing Day by Rebecca Yarros at 6 Denver-area library districts. Denver Public Library currently has 3002 copies ordered with 248 people currently on the waitlist with 3 days to go before release.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you for making me aware of new GBBO, @schmanthonyp.bsky.social. New reasons to live are always good.
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, I think it depends on the family, and especially on the man and woman. Are either of them abusive? Is there a disabled child or one who otherwise has special needs? Does one of the parents want to stay home? Like, what the fuck, how am I supposed to answer this?
Do you think it is better, worse, or makes no difference for the family as a whole if the man works outside the home and the woman takes care of the home and family?
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