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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16h
today is the only day you can post this
a scene from mean girls where lindsay lohan says "It's tha freakin' weekend."
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Steven E Schend @vistagmedia.bsky.social · 8h
Sharing because I have a fever and everyone should share in how weird it makes the world... youtu.be/U5X4N2exOsU?...
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Tom Waits/Cookie Monster mashup - God's Away On Business
YouTube video by cookiewaits
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🍌 Cig @cigardoesart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SILENT HILL 3 #cigart #silenthill
Fanart of Heather Mason from Silent Hill 3, she's leaning back against a bathroom wall in-between two sinks and mirrors. Blood drips from the tiled wall above her, with the Halo of the Sun sigil visible on one of the mirrors.
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Kuranes @misumenavatia.bsky.social · 7h
You're not an Ai influencer
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10h
lol
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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Uh so just a heads up this collection on Criterion whips ass
Pale, white-eyes Kid in white button down pajamas hovers in front of a window, smiling malevolently & in the middle of rapping on the glass. There’s text that says “made for tv terror”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from quarseus (@hogie_j):

(Eleven Adam Drivers from Marriage Story punching the wall, then shouting in the second panel, "I can feel it coming in the air tonight")
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/10/2026
"I'm supposed to be tough. What happens if I faint?"- here's fun footage of Curtis Sliwa & Mayor Mamdani getting their flu shots together, including Mamdani offering to hold Sliwa's hand 😆 (Sliwa takes him up on it!) (Flu season is approaching and NYers can find free flu shots at nyc.gov/healthmap)
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Kuranes @misumenavatia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man I talk about how they were "turning the freakin frogs gay" all the time. Fucking sucked.
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Kuranes @misumenavatia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's a Chester Cheeto in the white house!
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 02/10/2026
all the treats are stuck in the straight of hormuz and all the tricks are here
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Sax! ⬇️↘️➡️➕🏳️‍⚧️ @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a related note,
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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Kuranes @misumenavatia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So I just went ahead and bought all of @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social s stuff
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Obsolete Sony @obsoletesony.com · 02/10/2026
Sony's Sports Line 🔥
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TONY GRAYSON 🗻 @tonycomputerentertainment.com · 01/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@murrman5

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived ona deserted island for a year] it was crazy

[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 23/05/2026
He certainly didn't know
Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump

The Radical Left Dumacrats must fail - Our Country is at stake!

President DONALD J. TRUMP

1.55k ReTruths  6.17k Likes

May 10, 2026, 4:42 PM
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
Trump: "Nobody knows that dumb has a B on the end"
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
like tears in rain
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While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)
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...some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.
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Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like Reese's peanut butter cups because Reese's is also from Hershey. However Callista got me a Reese's peanut butter egg. It is good too.
about 7 hours ago vis web
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bluesky for the next 31 days
@andromedism

(images from Always Sunny)

Panel 1: Dennis and Mac setting up an online dating profile for Charlie, asking him, "Alright, what are some of your likes?"

Panel 2: Charlie (face stung by hornets) grinning, "Ghouls."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
logging on
From the TV miniseries The Stand (1994). Tom Cullen smiles in overalls in front of a diner window decorated with plastic trees and a green tarp. He says "Decoration is my hobby."
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aaron's family gonna lock his phone in a faraday bag surrounded by a moat filled with gators
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"They're all going to laugh-react at you," is something Carrie's mom could say in an updated take on the story that reflects our modern world. more where this came from if they need some punch-up
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how soon we forget
a sim stuck in a pool with no ladder to get out
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(forgetting the term "samsara") i'll have one wheel of misfortune
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Hegseth: "The ideological clowns are out. The patriotic cowboys are in, with testosterone testing on top."
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Asuka Langley next to Eva 02
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
News headline worh a photo of woman feeding a bear, reads: She Lived With 20 Wild Bears for 28 Years.
Then They Found Her Clean-Picked Bones. What Killed Her Is a Mystery.Photo of Detective Colombo looking confused
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow! Matches my war crime subpoena list almost perfectly.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your son's playdates are LOST CAPITAL. Listen to Jay Weingarten, a man very comfortable around information.
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Kuranes @misumenavatia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh fuck yeah
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LOL
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is my favorite post ever
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Kuranes @misumenavatia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
L. Q. 'Sonny' Clemonds: I just got to have a little somethin' to jump-start the morning and a little somethin' else to shut down the night. I think about this almost daily
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Willow @vorrenthalla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had the idea for this silly card.
Diogenes a single red for a 
3/1 legendary creature human philosopher
with
As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a
Man. (To behold a Man, choose a permanent
with a featherless biped depicted in the art that
you control or reveal a card with a featherless
biped depicted in the art from your hand.)
You do not control Diogenes. At the beginning
of each combat flip a coin, if heads Diogenes
attacks a non-active player or planeswalker
chosen at random.
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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The Horror Kween 👑 @thehorrorkween.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This really picks up the second Lady Sylvia Marsh arrives with her sexy saxophone backing track. Strange, campy, naughty, & hilarious—everything you expect from Ken Russell. Young Hugh Grant & bagpipe-playing Peter Capaldi vs. a pagan snake cult is pure 80s B-movie bliss! #100DaysOfHorror #Horror 🎬
The Lair of the White Worm is a 1988 supernatural comedy horror film written, produced and directed by Ken Russell. The film stars Amanda Donohoe, Hugh Grant, Catherine Oxenberg, and Peter Capaldi.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you really would have to be a pretty bad dude to rescue the president
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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Ennui’d @bradleeonbass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When a pirate is about to cum

Fire Medic Unit
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026
Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴
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