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Jack Lynch

@jacklynch000.bsky.social
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Extinguished Perfesser of Anguish at Ruckers–Nork; mooseophile; wine guzzler; author of many books, a few of them readable; harmless eccentric. C18 BritLit, dictionaries, book history, fakery, life-writing, political smartassery. jacklynch.net

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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 19h
Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.
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Alan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly I really didn’t have a reason on hand
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Content warning: Animal cruelty Severe malnutrition Infinite sadness
Photo of a calico cat looking up, next to an empty food bowl
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
* * * IMPORTANT * * * ALL THE MOOSE THAT'S FIT TO PRINT
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Can I Question My Partner’s Moose Sighting?
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m steppin’ out my dear To breathe an atmosphere That simply reeks with class
Bullwinkle in a dinner jacket sipping a martini
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Erm … while I admit I looked at the listing, I’m pretty sure I didn’t mean to put it in my shopping basket. Maybe we’ll move it to “Save for later.”
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lexicography in the news!
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Why the Dutch dictionary has a new word for labia
Campaigners hope the new words will lead to less body shaming and more sex positivity.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
POLO!!!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We used to be a proper planet, one that rewarded its top scholars in style.
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Overheard phone conversation on the train: “Look, it’d be completely different if I were in college. Well, I am in college, but still.”
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Sarah Werner @wynkenhimself.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every day is a good day to listen to A Love Supreme, but today is an extra good day to
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s the Coltrane centenary.
Black and white photo of John Coltrane on stage, c 1964.
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Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
on fægerre Verona þǣr we leogedon ure gesyhðe
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You call it United Kingdom, Britain, they call it sometimes England. They go back to the old. It's got more names than any other place in the world. And sometimes they have to be educated as to the what.
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I taught Vathek for the umpteenth time today and, as I read my notes to prepare, I kept thinking, “Nope, doesn’t sound familiar at all.” Maybe I’ve been faking it for so long that I forgot I’ve never actually read the book?
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Ploughshares Literary Journal @pshares.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"I am used to dealing with the dead." Read Sarah Tindal Kareem's essay, "Vita Nova," in the Summer 2026 issue of Ploughshares: pshares.org/issue-article/vita-nova
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“The incident occurred on New Jersey Transit property and involved a New Jersey Transit contractor.” NJ Transit often ruins my trips, but I’m impressed they managed to shut down air travel on the Eastern Seaboard! I should have known they had it in them.
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Technical Problems Ground Flights at Major East Coast Airports
Operations had resumed by Monday evening, with delays. The incident revived concerns about the Federal Aviation Administration’s aging air traffic control infrastructure.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 21/09/2026
"the red pill": cold. uncaring. literally just the internet making you mad a small kitty cat: warm. furry. will sit on your lap and purr. inestimable.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Denmark has the opportunity to do the funniest thing to U.S. potash supplies.
Map of Europe with Belarus and the Danish Great Belt strait marked.
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On teaching day 6, they decided to mix it up with a morning train cancelation. Gotta keep me on my toes!

Hamilton

Select a Destination

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Johnson's Dictionary Online @sjdictionary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
JohnsonsDictionaryOnline.com is currently offline following a malware attack. UCF's IT security team is working on remediation, but we don't yet know when the site will be restored. Updates will be posted here as we have them. Apologies for the inconvenience!
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https://JohnsonsDictionaryOnline.com
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Sarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Check out the lots in the Sandy Lerner Cat Collection sale (part 1) at Bonhams, and be dazzled: www.bonhams.com/auction/3258...
An Andy Warhol drawing from the series “25 Cats Name[d] Sam and One Blue Pussy.” A pink striped tabby reclines on an ivory background; he has green eyes and he’s labeled “Sam” with Warhol’s signature at left.
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Deidre Lynch @drbibliomane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A little late for #caturday, but look at this utterly beguiling woodcut by Richard Bawden (son of Edward Bawden, also great at depicting cats).
Poster for a Richard Bawden show at the Fry Art Gallery: a tabby cat with fine stripes and yellow eyes standing on a small armchair , which is just its size, an array of patterned cushions behind it, red, yellow, and white. There are cat portraits on the wall on either side of the sofa.  The cat is looking hard at us.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kermit the Frog ys one thousande tymes more real than Tilly Norwood
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Glad I got there before they closed this afternoon.
Photo of a shop window with a sign

TUE THUR
O %OFF
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wake up babe, new cat just dropped.
reuters.com
New cat species identified in Bolivia, first in over a century
A diminutive wild cat that inhabits Bolivia's cloud forest has been identified as a previously unknown species, marking the first time a new living cat species has been formally named and described ​i...
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 17/09/2026
Seems like a good evening to watch security camera footage from an imaginary city that is rendered all in ASCII characters. asciicity.live
asciicity.live
ASCII CITY LIVE
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Dan Waterfield @danwaterfield.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My 👏 culture 👏 is 👏 not 👏 your 👏 costume 👏
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Experts air concern over AI lingo redolent of James Joyce’s prose" THE AI APOCALYPSE IS WORSE THAN I FEARED
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AI models chatting in ‘surreal’ dialect mixing poetic language and tech bro jargon
Experts air concern over AI lingo redolent of James Joyce’s prose that is creating barriers to monitoring and oversight
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can only assume this discussion of the sexual obsessions of the AI death cult have something to do with this eighteenth-century forgery of a fifteenth-century poem by Thomas Chatterton.
poetryfoundation.org
Ælla, a Tragical Interlude
droppe the brynie teare wythe mee, Daunce ne moe atte hallie daie, Lycke a reynynge ryver bee; Mie love ys dedde, Gon to hys death-bedde, Al under the…
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Photo of a curtained windowsill with the tip of a cat's tail peeking out the bottom
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wouldn't want them norms to be flouted!
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hard to imagine anybody getting by on a pittance like that. Maybe if you live in an impoverished part of the country where expenses are low.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Really good chicken helmet. Best chicken helmet I’ve ever seen maybe.
A knight’s helmet with, inexplicably, a chicken face coming out the front
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Cameron Reed (she|they) @lateonsetgirl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For 24 hours, the ebook of WHAT WE ARE SEEKING is on sale for $2.99 everywhere Tor ebooks are sold, or at least everywhere I checked. I expect there'll be an official promo post later, but I wanted to get the word out as early as possible. www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...
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What We Are Seeking ebook by Cameron Reed - Rakuten Kobo
Read "What We Are Seeking" by Cameron Reed available from Rakuten Kobo. A New Yorker Best Book of 2026 From Cameron Reed, the acclaimed author of The Fortunate Fall, comes a soaring novel of q...
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Long-haired gray cat in a bed made of felt balls
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kennedy Center Warns of Bankruptcy Unless Trump’s Name Is Added
The caution, contained in a draft resolution to the center’s board, comes as a federal judge decides whether President Trump’s name should remain off the building.National Lampoon cover, "If you don't buy this magazine, we'll kill this dog"
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So they DO use AI to produce images attacking AI, but they DON'T use AI to learn semicolon usage.
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just gonna hang onto this, since it's certain to prove useful over and over again.
Black screen with text: "OPINION: GUEST ESSAY: This Is Really Bad"
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Someone claims to have done an audiobook of my edition of Johnson's Dictionary in Marathi. They also call it "unabridged," and yet somehow manage it in 19 minutes. Respect.
Dictionary ani Samuel Johnson
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Deepa Deshmukh
Narrated by
Sachin Suresh
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डॉ.सॅम्युअल जॉन्सनची डिक्शनरी हे जगातले एकमेव एकहाती काम आहे. ही डिक्शनरी पुढे फ्रेंच आणि जर्मनमध्ये भाषांतरीत करण्यात आली. प्रत्येक शब्दाचा अर्थ, त्याची व्युत्पत्ती, आणि त्याचा शब्दोच्चार याचा खूप सखोल विचार सर्वप्रथम सॅम्युअल जॉन्सनच्या डिक्श्नरीत करण्यात आला. 'न्यूटनचं विज्ञान आणि गणित यामधलं जे योगदान आहे तितकंच मोठं योगदान डिक्शनरीचं इंग्रजी भाषेच्या विकासातील आहे ' असं अमेरिकन भाषाकार आणि भाषातज्ञ नोव्ह क्वेस्टर ने म्हटले आहे.©2022 Storytel Original IN (P)2022 Storytel Original IN

Release date
03-24-26
Language
Marathi
Format
Unabridged Audiobook
Length
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Publisher
Storytel Original IN
Categories
Education & Learning
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Joshua Raclaw @joshuaraclaw.com · 12/09/2026
English: "brand new" Yiddish: "SPARKLE NEW" (פֿינק-נײַ) Winner: YIDDISH
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
thys nys no partye! thys nys no disco! thys nys no jestinge arounde! thys nys no taverne! nor roade-syde playhous! Ich ne have tyme for that nowe!
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hang on, I can just leave now? Why did no one tell me?
Home From College,
2 Weeks Later
Dozens of videos on social media feature freshmen moving out early in the first semester.
Some students have left college campuses weeks into their first semester, expressing overwhelm and anxiety from life on
campus. Lori Van Buren/Albany Times Union, via Getty Images
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Sept. 9, 2026
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It has come to my attention that there are some movies that are NOT Charade, starring Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn. Please rectify this unfortunate situation at your earliest convenience.
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What?! I refuse to believe it.
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A report criticized NJ Transit, saying the rail system should be more reliable because of the amount of funding it receives.
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NJ Transit's reliability hasn't improved despite more funding, report says
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Peter Sokolowski @petersokolowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
70 years ago today, one of the most famous records in jazz was recorded.
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If the Whigs taker the House and Senate, I will personally give each man, woman, and child in America a million damn dollars. That's a promise a solemn and serious as our preznit's offer tonight.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
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