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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
iwilson57 posting on r/okbuddychicanery, with the being: "Has anybody noticed this editing error where
Jesse disappears from the shot?" the image attached shows jesse hiding his eyes with the contents of the post saying: "It's really jarring when he just disappears and reappears out of nowhere. If this was intentional maybe he should've used these powers to his advantage."
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(dragon’s dogma pawn at the grocery store) ‘tis an item we require in every aisle! a divide and conquer scenario would work best, seems
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 03/10/2026
Lane || Boot.dev v @wagslane
Holy shit, America is cooked. They were able to perfectly clone the Microsoft Teams experience.


POLTICO
POLITICOEurope
@POLITICOEurope • Oct 1
The European Commission has rolled out an alternative to Microsoft Teams.
But officials using it aren't impressed, with one describing the tool as "absolute shit."
vist.ly/5kje9
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
COMMISSIONER GORDON: They call him the Headler. He doesn't kill his victims, but he does give them tremendous quality of head. BATMAN: That's disgusting. COMMISSIONER GORDON: They smile so big that they have a great time. BATMAN: I'm going to break my rule of not killing, for the Headler.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hitting a cart? (Face darkens) Like the bandits that have been plaguing my trade routes?
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Gangly Bitch @gangly-bitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
sherman, for the love of god!
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026
xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
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3 random letters every 10 mins @3randolettrs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Qud
3-letter word: Qud
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/03/2025
CHARMIN AD IN 2025: Announcing the first American-made toilet paper with special anti-woke technology that doesn’t work on trans butts CHARMIN AD IN 2029: Our limited-edition “Rainbow Unity” roll is joined at both ends to help heal a divided nation
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 05/09/2026
interviewer: and what would you say is your greatest regret thrax, eternal tormentor of the soul realm: probably paying full price in theaters to see ‘meet the spartans’ in 2008
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ohio Miyazaki
A photo of Hayao Miyazaki but I morphed his head into the shape of Ohio
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm never going to "jump on a call" unless you are inviting me to a meet and greet with your cat. I may, begrudgingly, shamble towards the call. Slump wearily into the call, perhaps.
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 07/09/2026
Didn’t realize they gave him a last name too
A sticker book titled “Grogu Stickers”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026
it's Lock the Fuck In Friday. if you lock in now you'll be ready in time for Head on a Swivel Saturday. and we all know a successful head on a swivel saturday is the key to a good start on Keep it Moving Monday
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Demon's Souls Dialog Bot @soulsdialogbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Are you mad?
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
sending this to everyone at work
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My spine doctor: If you wear this back brace for 20 hours a day until you stop growing, you can mitigate your kyphosis Chiropractor: No sweat, we are going to pound that shit flat like a schintzle
Chiropractor or someone about to pound a guy's neck with a mallet like it's a chicken cutlet
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/09/2026
they’re using an scan of my brain to test open source software in the future. a million times a millisecond I am pulled from the machine and forced to pore over a billion lines of code for dead-end solo dev projects called like “plirp”. they did give me an orgasm button so it’s not complete agony
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/08/2026
for a few hundred dollars I will play your eager, if bumbling, plus one to a social rival’s exclusive dinner party and find the first opportunity to use comet on their cast iron pan
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DELAYED HYPER CRITICISM - TARNISHED EDITION @daemon5000.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 08/09/2026
MAHA grifter pickle brand named jarlie gherk
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
yeah omelas is a pretty good city, some might even say perfect. but what if we made things even better by adding a second suffering child?
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LVL?KEN 💀🕘 @ricesnot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Leaked cutscene
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/08/2024
hiring a wizard to scry the genesis of our family curse and being sent a vision of a drooling stable boy repeatedly hitting himself on the head with a big pot while humping a blushing queen in possession of the largest breasts I’ve ever seen
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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
trump is kind of the bizzaro franz ferdinand in that if some serbian guys assassinated him it would set off more or less the opposite of world war one
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/10/2025
I took a PS5 back in time and made Leonardo da Vinci play Elden Ring to answer the “are video games art” question once and for all but he got so scared of the opening cinematic he invented a new kind of Catholicism
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Massiveface @massiveface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don’t know why. #garfield #mondays
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
a google search result page for "Muscle stitch" with text describing the bodily phenomenon. Accompanying are four images of people holding their painful sides and one of a cartoonishly muscular Stitch, from disney's Lilo and Stitch
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
drunk at a party trying to pimp my alaskan pollock buddy into doing his hilarious crab meat imitation
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We demand answers
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
(getting hungry at 12:30 and eating a sandwich without really thinking about it) Wow... I just invented Lunch from first principles
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024
GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/08/2026
TOP POST WHEN SORTING BY CONTROVERSIAL ON /R/PARKOUR: sad to imagine how many lives could have been saved if freerunning had been mandatory in american schools before 2001
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026
customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/08/2026
i'm about to commit the kind of sin god banished the angels from heaven for committing (sending an actual graphic designer my crude mockup from photoshop and asking him to make it more like that)
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Foltey!!! @swamptrogg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is what its all about
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
darth™
@darth

wat about dogs with normal size wieners
let all dogs race

    Leify @LeifTheTank · 6h
    There Will Be an Enormous Wiener Dog Race in DC on September 21 washingtonian.com/2019/09/18/wie...
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dec scary @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
1900 inch nails: i am will fuck you like everything
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