Reposted by signal elevenWill Leite @willtirando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026E antes de sumir por mais 8 meses dessa rede social, deixo aqui essa tirinha regada de humor e nostalgia. 101706539
Reposted by signal elevenkitty @kittyred.net · 27/09/2026My friend told me this is a good bakery and I trust her but I truly have to wonder where baking instructions could’ve gone on this box 4261
Reposted by signal elevenAmmnontet! @bleakvision.info · 23/09/2026when i was younger i'd steal quarters out of the polybius cabinet at the arcade when the men in black were pulling their data readings from the machine & they didn't care 1684200
Reposted by signal elevenJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026lighthouses should be made illegal. those poor rocks cannot be expected to subsist on litter and debris. they need full meals 7765111
Reposted by signal elevenA HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026SCIENTISTS WHO DEVELOPED "BOGGLE": we always knew that the cubes will sometimes generate a "Qu" even when explicitly instructed not to. that's an inherent part of the model. but we have recently discovered that the cubes are capable of escaping the tray (voice trembling) which is fucking scary ok, 0122
Reposted by signal elevenolive consumer @machete.gay · 19/09/2026I would advise against viewing this particular cultic milieu as some new emergence of the modern era and, instead, for seeing it as the inevitable and historically consistent outcome of people being seduced by the allure of shallow gnosis. 114517
Reposted by signal elevenMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Bluesky hired a head of communications six months ago and still has staff popping onto their official personal profiles, with their faces and everything, to say "Thanks for asking... Yes! Here, you can wish out loud for every trans person to die! That, specifically, isn't against our rules." 101913470
Reposted by signal elevenboyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 15/09/2026screwed a cookie to the tabel 24634101
Reposted by signal elevenPercy @peredur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yeah there's way BETTER things to witness 02514
Reposted by signal elevenblackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026NEW UNFICTION JUST DROPPED "I Found Evidence Of My House Spinning" A Technology Anomaly Tragicomedy Read here: suricrasia.online/unfiction/sp... Share with a friend if you enjoyed it :Dsuricrasia.online[DELISTED] I Found Evidence Of My House Spinning | U&U Forums (LibreCrawl archive 2026-09-03)A Technology Anomaly Tragicomedy 44825
signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i just thought of an even scarier computer give me thirty million dollars immediately 040
Reposted by signal elevenkitty @kittyred.net · 12/09/2026Caring what others think is a cultural reality that we are uniquely equipped in the animal kingdom at being good at and cooperation has been key to our survival and evolution, so naturally weighing social consequences for our actions is actually extremely human and normal hope this helps 161
Reposted by signal eleventyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 21/06/2026jesser what the fuck are you talking about 041
signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 03/09/2026the false world is in crisis, the false economy in shambles, its totems silent, supplications in vain 000
Reposted by signal elevenAlbasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection 205245765884
Reposted by signal eleven☀️ @stel.energy · 28/08/2026the structural purpose of the democratic party is to neutralize the left and dismantle the welfare state. they can do this whether or not they're "in power" which is why they don't try to win elections 320031
Reposted by signal elevenFreya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 28/08/2026this wave of AI has legitimately killed a huge part of what I loved about seeing stuff online, what I loved about being an educator, and what I loved about sharing my own work I just don't feel like doing it anymore 431997277
Reposted by signal elevenPeek @peek.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The self-assembly of hammers has lead scientists to theorize the existence of an ancient “hammer world” before the advent of DNA 093
Reposted by signal elevenmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026People are always making all kinds of assumptions about me just because I have webbed fingers and scaly fins and I'm constantly saying stuff like "I must return now to the ocean, where I live". That doesn't mean anything. I'm just making conversation 446271
Reposted by signal eleventef @tef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026FRONTIER LABS: We turned up the sycophancy because it produces addictive behaviour, and had to turn it down because of all the lawsuits. We promise to find a good midpoint between revenue and psychosis PROGRAMMER: Thank god technology is neutral FRONTIER LABS: We're building a god, actually 222347
signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 26/08/2026ai proponents going so obviously, crazily far in the extreme wrong direction where they're worshipping it as a god and stuff is like this insidious trick where it makes normal people think surely in the middle ground there's SOME good uses for this stuff. it can't be ALL net negative tripe right...? 051
Reposted by signal elevenmax @bluebookvalue.bsky.social · 24/08/2026remembering the daihatsu mud master concept 613635
signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 24/08/2026who is served by some of the tums tasting like grape? they're just tums. why cant they all taste the same? riddle me this, batman 010
signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 24/08/2026demons whispering in my ear that i should drink all the pickle juice in the fridge. but i'm being strong 010
Reposted by signal elevenlottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 25/07/2026*benevolent chuckle* that's a great post. Now go forth and kill 25513
Reposted by signal elevenUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Again, and I'm not trying to be rude here, it's my honest visceral reaction, and I have it almost every single time someone examine how they use LLMs: This is a truly stupid use case and you should be embarrassed for recommending it. How did you function 30 months ago? Seriously? 831862
Reposted by signal elevenkitty @kittyred.net · 10/06/2026Power Cat 2026-06-09 also someone threw up on the new couch and shit in the shower powercat.org 2186
signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 18/08/2026my enemies may be granted power and dominion over everything the sun touches, but at least i'm constantly proven correct for hating them. is that anything 010
signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 16/08/2026this outage wasn't of course caused by vibe coding. the cause will definitely turn out to be something totally different: several other things that are all inevitable consequences of vibe coding 041
signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 16/08/2026an enemy (perhaps?) you've obliterated so completely that the only memory you have of them is pulling the trigger 010
![cohost post from SimCity 2000 Traffic Helicopter on March 8 2023:
Derlontis
[screenshot of a barren plain in sim city 2000 sparsely dotted with a dozen trees. a plane flies by in the corner]
May 2, 2197
rebug by Misty (@cdrom.ca):
Welcome to Derlontis](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7swqbl4sdpvqgeyaclbm5g4a/bafkreihebphizugaqoj6avnv2xfc2m275gjuzwk24ex76cntzzvjc3th3u)