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@missthingblue.bsky.social
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Faggot on the verge. 🔞 She/They. Episcopal Seminarian. Bisexual. Demi-Girl. Tumblr: missthingtakesatumble Letterboxd: Miss Thing

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It cannot be overrated how fucking back we are.
Gang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South Pacific

Crew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by "loud thud" as the 52ft vessel was struck
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
today is the only day you can post this
a scene from mean girls where lindsay lohan says "It's tha freakin' weekend."
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will literally…
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s always the Boy Moms.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Russo Brothers talk too much.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GO OFF!!!!!
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I once dreamt my balls hatched.
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Entertainment Weekly @ew.com · 16/09/2026
‘Tenzing’ stars Genden Phuntsok and Tom Hiddleston and filmmaker Jennifer Peedom discuss the journey of recreating a historic Mount Everest expedition as EW debuts a new trailer for the film.
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Tom Hiddleston and Genden Phuntsok recreate a daring journey to Mount Everest in exclusive ‘Tenzing’ trailer
‘Tenzing’ stars Genden Phuntsok and Tom Hiddleston and filmmaker Jennifer Peedom discuss the journey of recreating a historic Mount Everest expedition as EW debuts a new trailer for the film.
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Chat can I mark "weird new animal discovered" off my bingo card now
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Miss Thing @missthingblue.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck this little cutie-patootie twink for giving me gender envy
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Notice how those “apolitical” people ALWAYS end up siding with the oppressors
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am fascinating by the ongoing Ed Sheeran story and the way it strikes right at the heart of the fading viability of "Oh, I don't do politics."
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*dating after 60* Get on my lawn!
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Nexus Point News @nexuspointnews.com · 16/09/2026
New poster for 'TENZING' has been released. Starring Genden Phuntsok, Tom Hiddleston, and Willem Dafoe. In select theaters October 9 and on Apple TV October 16.
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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran looks like he's starring in a remake of A History of Violence with the Muppet Babies
The terrifying Visage of a shirtless Ed Sheeran front and back showing off his cartoons put into a shotgun and bkadtet across his flesh tattoos
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*files nails*
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
everyone has a midlife crisis at some point during their day
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nobody ever asks Scooby Doo "how are you?"
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran: “I can’t let the other people on this tour down who need this money and this tour” The other people on the tour: “the blood money?”
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just hilariously wrong wording to use in an instance like this. "I had nothing to do with it." "It was out of my hands." These are the boilerplate passing-the-buck statements. "I am not complicit" is your opening statement at Nuremberg
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 15/09/2026
Robert Kraft to Ed Sheeran: "Drop Macklemore from the show." Every other act to Ed Sheeran:
Meme from American Horror Story with Jessica Lange: "There's not going to be a show, you stupid slut".
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jourdain searles @judysquirrels.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
HELL YEAH
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Vulture @vulture.com · 14/09/2026
Bob Mackie, the iconic fashion designer and costumer, is dead at 87. He dressed Barbie, Carol Burnett, Tina Turner, Miley Cyrus, and, of course, Cher.
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Bob Mackie, the Sultan of Sequins, Dead at 87
Bob Mackie, the iconic fashion designer and costumer, is dead at 87. He dressed Barbie, Carol Burnett, Tina Turner, Miley Cyrus, and, of course, Cher.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
NOT BOB MACKIE!!!!!!!!!!
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
there is a certain type of personality that simply loves to be the bearer of bad news but perpetually couches it in "being honest" or "the only adult in the room". it is because they enjoy hurting people but want to be able to maintain the moral high ground. after all, they're just the messenger!
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 13/09/2026
Doing my kegels while I watch George Carlin.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea
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💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the Irish Unification of 2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 14/09/2026
So I was trying to remember where I’d seen this woman I met at a party the other night and: now I remember
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
everything i've seen about cbs news and 60 minutes in 2026 has been against my will
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyway, we are NOT throwing our trans siblings under the bus for ANY reason. NO. You can kick rocks.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
one of the things that never fails to make me see red is thinking about how he brutally beat rihanna and she was encouraged by the industry to let it go so it wouldn’t ruin his career. anyway fuck you jasmine.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Men used to have ROMANCE Men used to be SPONTANEOUS Men used to come home and surprise their wives with COORDINATED OUTFITS and say YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE DRUMS, WE ARE IN A BAND, we are called THE WHITE STIPES, you are now my SISTER
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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Nexus Point News @nexuspointnews.com · 13/09/2026
New look at Tom Hiddleston as Edmund Hillary in 'TENZING.' In select theaters October 9 and on Apple TV October 16.
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Miss Thing @missthingblue.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone else excited for the Austin Abrams whale vore movie
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Daughter has gotten into Princess and the Frog, and I'm convinced Tiana has the best fits of any Disney princess prove me wrong
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ONCE AGAIN!!!!
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why else would they sign that "the filthiest people alive"?Everyone knows that that title has become my trademark.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 28/08/2026
don't mean a thing if you ain't got that ring. worm. you have ringworm. sorry i thought the song would soften the news.
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 25/08/2026
It’s too bad trans women can’t make successful art without being tortured by everyone
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is Mink Stole. She's gonna be traveling with me for a while.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Target wanted to make sure that Black customers NEVER return, wow. It was already a wrap. But it’s gotta bow too.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the UK press attacked jason arday because it is deeply racist & so the idea of a black intellectual is abhorrent to them. they enjoy that they have killed him, they will be celebrating in private even as they offer tepid excuses in public. they're all nazi freaks and should be treated as such
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Guy in the sky(comms open) @guyinthesky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#spiderverse #artsky #spiderpunk Transfem spiderpunk!
Illustration of spiderpunk portrayed as a trans woman
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Kacey has always understood and appreciated the straight camp that is the bachelorette party for a 24-year-old marrying the boy she's dated since high school and """hasn't had sex with,""" where her closeted lesbian older sister quietly lusts after one of the other bridesmaids.
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