iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

As I’ve been saying all along: the biggest impediment to the new west coast pipeline is getting producers to commit the barrels, not federal approvals. Case in point: they won’t even commit to a 250,000 barrel per day increase. www.reuters.com/business/ene...

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Canada's Enbridge postpones plans for second phase of Mainline oil pipeline expansion

Canadian pipeline operator Enbridge has postponed the 250,000-barrel-per-day second phase ‌of its Mainline crude pipeline network, it said on Friday, partly because Canadian oil producers have not com...

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Mike Howard @mikehoward.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I'm waiting for the day that shareholders realize CEOs might be one of the easiest positions to replace with AI. I mean you could just hire a spokesperson with talking points for the board. High level assessment of macro trends and market direction is almost exactly what AI was designed for.

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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

These need a sports strap so they don’t fall off while bullies are dunking your head in the toilet

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James McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 20/04/2026

Tim Cook's legacy will be enshittifying Apple's software, abusing their market dominance, and then playing apologist to fascism. Under his leadership they burned billions on a car that never drove, and the only major attempt at a new product during his tenure (the Apple Vision Pro) was a total dud.

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Kim Siever @kimsiever.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Billionaires take money, not make money. Their workers are the ones who make the money. Bezos is not on the floor in his warehouses. Musk is not the one making his electric cars. Zuckerberg is not the one coding his Facebook. Billionaires take the money that workers make.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

If you win the Masters back to back you should get green pants

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

need people to stop acting like Harry Potter is good. it's slop. you can like slop without pretending it's good. I used to drop acid and eat a whole pot roast but I would never defend doing that

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

the Red Hot Chili Peppers are just one of those memes that's like "you have 15 dollars to make the perfect band" and then spent 14 of the 15 dollars on bass/guitar/drums and only had one dollar left

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

"What if AI was actually—" Silence. You do not have permission to speak among people. Your god is a website.

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Michael Morrison @michaelmorrison.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/03/2026

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 02/03/2026

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 22/02/2026

At least Wayne Gretzky is happy

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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

Jennifer
@JenYetAgain@beige.party
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM
Boosted by 968:
Favourited by 1324:

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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Say what you will about Carney but I do think one thing we should push for more is electeds who appear to have interacted with actual humans more than once and are capable of enjoying something without being weird about it

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Eryk Salvaggio @eryk.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Finally, I will be free from the unwanted labor of leisure

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Jimmy Thomson @jameswsthomson.com · 03/01/2026

I sure would hate to be an oil-rich country whose sovereignty the US doesn't recognize within easy striking distance of US soil. That would be scary!

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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

This is a model for what actual masculinity should be. Men don’t need to spend more time in caves beating their chests with other men; they need to take their daughters to a meaningful thing and talk to them about it. Relatedly I think the biggest cure for toxic masculinity is platonic women friends

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 18/12/2025

APP NOTIFICATION: MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD EMAIL: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD TEXT: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD MESSAGE REGARDING MY CHILD: Remember the winter concert is tomorrow!

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Ann Petersen-Kane @anniegirl.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Danielle Smith surrendered to the SoCred's and their insistence ontheir version of Christianity being the basis for governing the province. They were not elected to overlord us with this anti-Charter bs. But merry fucking xmas, you heathens, is baked firmly into this fuck you from Demetrious. #ableg

Province of Alberta, Canada's Education Minister sent an end of the year letter to all parents of k12 students that references Jesus Christ as the "cornerstone of faith" and assumes everyone is Christian/Catholic.

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

A good man WITHOUT a gun

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok

weirdo @JackPosobiec reacts to netflix possibly buying warner bros:

“They're going to make Looney Tunes gay
They're going to make everything gay”

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behringer escape plan @jonny290.com · 22/08/2025

DO YOU HAVE THE APP? YOU SHOULD GET THE APP! YOU KNOW THEY HAVE COUPONS ON THE A I do not care. I am ordering food. i am a somewhat civilized human being. Please stop trying to solder together whichever of my neurons you think will make me run a tracking device to get a big mac

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

This is the Canadian Premier League soccer finals and we have a bicycle kick goal in the middle of a blizzard … and that’s the most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen 😂

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Craig Johnson @cajohnson-craig.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

billionaire puts automatic pedophile machine in a car, wants a trillion dollars

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Matt Martell @mattmartell.fangraphs.com · 29/10/2025

Updated through World Series Game 4: 11 IP, 13 R, 11 ER, 9.00 ERA, 10 K, 2.545 WHIP, 4 Losses

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Richard Deitsch @richarddeitsch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

This is so fucking Canada, it’s glorious.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2025

we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there

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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

ok it’s time

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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 16/07/2025

chatgpt is much like an improv comedy group 1) you are the audience, giving it prompts 2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt 3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And 4) it has the factual accuracy of improv 5) it does not understand comedy

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Gin Valentine @chekhovsgundam.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Bearing a cross on wheels is a great metaphor for Christian oppression

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.

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Jonathan Jarry @jonathanjarry.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

To anyone considering visiting the United States in the foreseeable future, I would strongly urge you to reconsider. It will only get worse before things start improving again.

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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 22/08/2025

We need everyone back in the office because we want the serendipitous magic that only happens when you let humans get creative together and also we're replacing all of you with an AI machine that can only do things that it's seen done before

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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

The fact that the thing we're calling artificial intelligence *can't do math* and yet we're jamming it into programs that successfully *have done math* for decades, then warning people against using the AI to do math, seems like an excellent summary of where we are.

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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 08/08/2025

500 billion dollars and the robot can't even count to twelve

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Dr. Davey F. Wright ⛏️🦕🧬 @daveyfwright.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

why is everything computer

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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

If you are a Canadian and you don’t think the US is our biggest threat, you simply don’t know enough to have a useful opinion

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Lisa Young 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jlisayoung.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Hear me out: we buy a bunch of fentanyl, hire some actors to try to move it across the border, Carney leads a team on horseback that intercepts it. Get it all on camera, leak it to Fox. (It’s as good a plan as any other at this point).

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