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The Sauvage Sausage

@michaelc.uk
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I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round. And if I seem a little strange well that’s because I am. Even more bipperty bopperty than Bowie’s better-than-that hat. Autistic with ADHD. Not on X. Avatar by @itswilliamstone.bsky.social

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If people don't want to pay tax to make this country function and help out the rest of society and particularly those who need help most... then maybe they should move to Dubai and stop bleating about it. Really sick to death of it.
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Simon the realist @criamulus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here's a thought. With all the AI rogue hacking incidents with the new models.. if everyone with access to those models asked it to find and publicly release the Epstein files for the good of all humanity... they might actually do it. Feel free to test my theory :)
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some wonderful comic timing from Sea Breeze here.
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Sarah Millican @sarahmillican.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey guys, does anyone know what ‘envelope gravy’ is? Photo taken in a Real Canadian Superstore in Toronto. I previously assumed it was your arse crack when you’ve had a wet fart. ‘Oh no, I have envelope gravy!’ sort of thing.
It’s a big blue sign hanging over Aisle 8 in a supermarket. It lists these things: Cake Mixes
Sugar & Spices
Envelope Gravy
Rice Crackers
Shake N' Bake
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel this is probably quite important information. You wouldn't want to get it wrong.
Split-panel photographic meme showing actor Matt Damon inside holding a phone on the left and a person gently holding a baby otter named Steve on the right.  
Text on the left panel reads “Otter” and text on the right panel reads “Matt Damon.”
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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 25/09/2026
Why do Meta seem incapable of making pervert glasses that actually suit Zuckerberg?
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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 25/09/2026
Make Britain Imperialist Again campaigner “Tarquin Sebastian Wealth-Inherited” would like to be known as ‘Tarky Sebbo Wazzi’ when he’s not wearing a balaclava, which he only does to stop being identified as an entitled racist cunt.
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Patriots protesting the national trouser shortage.
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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someone gave me a book about anger management. I lost it.
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The BBC has long given up even pretending to be interested in who these people are, why they are coming or how they might feel, in favour of acting as a kind of shop window for the parties to display their wares of violence and cruelty
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Most migrant small boat arrivals in single day of 2026
A total of 781 migrants arrive on Wednesday, but the yearly total is below the same point in 2025.
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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 24/09/2026
What a lovely story
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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 23/09/2026
@adhd-alien.bsky.social I wasn’t expecting it to be so heavy! 😊
Book - ADHD Alien by Pina Varnel
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mobsters interrogating a guy but putting g his sock in wrong. “Okay, I’ll talk! Just please put my sock on correctly!”
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Ray @mildperil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
youtu.be/FPUuqtOPDUE?...
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Armando Iannucci - Football
YouTube video by Chris Cahill
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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 23/09/2026
I guess this is what they call "integration" - joining in with the resident anti-immigration racists
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
True story 🐈‍⬛ #LifuX #Cat #Cats #Catsofbluesky #Caturday
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Two people I knew took their own lives last week - we still view mental health with too much cynicism and not enough compassion - remember @samaritans.bsky.social and @calmzone.bsky.social - it is not weak to share how you feel #mentalhealth #depression #suicideawareness
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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 21/09/2026
The latest thing I could watch all day
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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Daddy bear: My porridge is too hot! Mummy bear: My porridge is too cold! Baby bear: Bacon tastes great hot or cold... just saying.
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fixed that story about Sir Jim Ratcliffe on the BBC.
Picture of man smiling with tea-mug. Headline reads: "Non-Billionaire who actually lives in the UK and pays its taxes says he has lost confidence in the super-rich", with sub-header: 'One of Britain's taxpayers says he has lost confidence in billionaires, describing them as "on the take"".
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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 19/09/2026
I think Ratcliffe lost confidence in the UK when he realised the Brexit he advocated could only ever be a disaster and moved to Monaco due to pathological greed in 2020. I can't think of anyone whose opinion I value less.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
22.00 FILM: GODCILLA
When nuclear tests off the cost of Merseyside disturb her slumber, a 300ft high redhead with huge teeth and a booming roar brings fear and a lorra lorra destruction to the surrounding areas.
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Live feed from the World’s Smartest Genius Awards.
Trump looking like a dog trying to comprehend quantum theory.
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The Autistic Coach | Mati (he/they) @theautisticcoach.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some of the harshest people I’ve encountered in my life are unidentified autistics who also promote an ableist worldview
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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The Autistic Coach | Mati (he/they) @theautisticcoach.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
who is funding the anti-disabled campaign in the UK?
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 16/09/2026
The people who raised you still don’t have a solitary clue about your autism and will continue to act like their entire world has been shaken whenever you bring it up, according to sources.
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Autism to remain permanent source of confusion for family who’ve known you your whole life
The people who raised you still don’t have a solitary clue about your autism and will continue to act like their entire world has been shaken whenever you bring it up, according to sources. Your…
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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 16/09/2026
I would just like to point out that I will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
but I can’t believe we’ve now got to the point of feminism which explicitly says “only women can do childcare”, well done everyone
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
While the "protect women and girls" far right lot will be silent on this, it also shows up the issues within an ever increasingly hostile and draconian asylum system where people are fearful of being flagged in any way in case it affects their claims. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
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Female asylum seekers report being sexually assaulted by British men
Women say they are too fearful to pursue criminal prosecution of rapes, for fear of having their claims refused
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The first rule of Freudian Slip Club is you DO NOT talk about Freudian Tit Rub.
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The Autistic Coach | Mati (he/they) @theautisticcoach.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
An autistic meltdown isn't "bad" per se. It's also not good, at all. Let's not moralise them. It's a reaction - like a sneeze. They can be traumatic and violent. They can put us in danger. They're scary. But they aren't a BEHAVIOUR. "Behaviour" implies choice.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A man in a face covering talks to another man who is looking disappointedly at a small box he is holding. Man 1 “What's that?”. Man 2 “Baklava. I misread the WhatsApp”
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The Autistic Coach | Mati (he/they) @theautisticcoach.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nobody says "you have asthma, you must be lazy." Nobody says "you have tinnitus, you're clearly a horrible person who won't listen." But an autistic nervous system reacts to stimuli and suddenly it's a character flaw. Stop moralising our nervous systems!
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you feel like donating to the RNLI, here’s a link. I just have. Their minimum donation is £2: I think it might be nice for them to receive a lot of donations this week, even if they’re mostly very modest. Just so they know a lot of people out here appreciate their work. rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/09/2026
exploit me harder I’ve been a bad proletarian
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is why the internet was invented... #LifuX #Dogs #Dogsofbluesky
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michaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In a window in Edinburgh, Scotland. The great pumpkin
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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 05/09/2026
It's like Spitting Image but funnier
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My local bar sells a vodka and toothpaste cocktail they’re making an Absolut mint
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ConstantLittleGhost @conslittleghost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's #bandcampfriday Buy music from artists, composers and producers you like. Music and art are what give our world colour and meaning.
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
important: with chatgpt down does anyone know another website that could make yogi bear with tits
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dislocation, Dislocation, Dislocation.
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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
You're so Venn. You probably think this diagram is about you
A Venn diagram with two circles featuring YOU which intersect unsurprisingly with YOU
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Social media often feels like you're at a loud party talking about zebras and someone wanders up drunk going 'I couldn't help overhearing you were talking about zebras, have you seen that film' and after 8 minutes it turns out they mean The Lion King and they're thinking of hyenas.
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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
For the skinhead who feels he isn't disliked enough.
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Phil Tinline @philtinline.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Finally, a PM who talks about power and disempowerment like he means it, with a party that agrees behind him. I've been writing about Burnham's theory of power in the light of my work on this for @futuregovforum.bsky.social - coming up in the new edition of @prospectmagazine.co.uk tomorrow.
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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
To me the name 'Nicki Minaj' sounds like an Italian man describing a personal grooming accident.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 26/08/2026
The common autistic experience of a “people hangover” is similar to an ordinary hangover, but without any alcohol or fun beforehand, a study has confirmed.
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Autistic “social hangover” like regular hangover but requires even more painkillers and fried food
The common autistic experience of a "people hangover" is similar to an ordinary hangover, but without any alcohol or fun beforehand, a study has confirmed.  Autistic researcher Dr. Alix Gardner…
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