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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 23/09/2026

@adhd-alien.bsky.social I wasn’t expecting it to be so heavy! 😊

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 03/08/2026

It's his extraordinarily unlikely word against common sense and intelligence

Among voters whose highest qualification is a GCSE or lower, Reform UK leads significantly, capturing roughly 36% to 42% of the vote share in recent polling.

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 03/07/2026

Why did I feel compelled to create this photo of our outgoing Prime Minster? He's had a bit of trouble...

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 02/07/2026

Either call Nigel Farage to tell him he's lost it, or call the police to tell them someone's made a wallet out of Nigel Farage's face

Fat wallet with the caption 'came across this laughably huge wallet'

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 30/06/2026

"The average Briton's wealth has fallen by more than a fifth over the past 5 years". If only there were an obvious reason why. I can't think of anything significant happening around 5 years ago that could make Britain so vulnerable. Let's make the person that made Brexit happen our Prime Minister.

Article from Daily Torygraph on how UK families have been hit by the biggest global drop in wealth in the past 5 years - basically since Brexit

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 30/06/2026

I think we might miss Starmer when he's gone, Gogglebox just won't be the same.

Gogglebox with Andy Burnham instead of Keir Starmer

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 30/06/2026

Why did I feel compelled to create this photo of our outgoing Prime Minster? Well I don't really know...

A photo of Mavis Riley from Coronation Street with Keir Starmer's face

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 30/06/2026

Coolest hummus I've ever seen

Bowl of hummus looking like a face with yellow sunglasses and a big smile

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 30/06/2026

Thanks Sky News but I think I'll pass, I've heard childbirth is rather painful, no matter where you live.

Sky News headline: "Enter your postcode in our interactive tool to see what it's like to give birth in your area"

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 30/05/2026

Mount Rushmore replies to Trump's self-inclusion

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 08/05/2026

Graph showing election percentages for each of the five main parties, and how this has changed over the last few months. Reform's share has fallen the most dramatically, and the Green's share has risen the most dramatically.

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 13/04/2026

Trump's wisdom rewrites the philosophy books

Light cannot drive out darkness; only dark can do that. Love cannot drive out hate; only hate can do that. Trump the King

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 13/04/2026

"I did post that picture of me as Pope, which wasn't meant to be me as Pope, it was meant to be a basketball player who likes heavy jewelry, only the fake news could say that was supposed to be the Pope"

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 02/04/2026

Laughs all over Happy Mondays – 'Squirrel And G-Man Twenty Four Hour Party People Plastic Face Carnt Smile (White Out)'

Happy Monday album cover for 'Squirrel and G-man twenty four hour party people plastic face carnt smile (white out)'

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 22/03/2026

I suppose I am, whenever I'm too honest and put my foot in it, or when having a meltdown.

Definition of the word autist, witht the text sometimes offensive

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 03/03/2026

Starmer met a Galapagos Giant Tortoise today. "He's no JFK," said Starmer, "but he's without doubt the best POTUS in power at the moment."

Starmer and Trump looking like a tortoise

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 03/03/2026

Skeetastic! I always thought this was Les Miserables.

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 26/01/2026

How's that attempt to unite the Tory party going, Dave Cameron?

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 03/10/2025

‘Only love can do that’ - new Archbishop of Canterbury clearly slipping in a Joy Division reference on her first day

Hatred and racism cannot tear us apart, a quote from the new Archbishop of Canterbury

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 27/06/2025

From experience, he will look like this in 4 years' time

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 20/06/2025

Billy Bear wants to have fun too

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 15/05/2025

Reform UK are even advertising on Aldi receipts

ALDI receipt reading, Warranty Nibbly Nobblies MP

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 12/05/2025

It just wasn't like the old days anymore No, it wasn't like those days Am I…

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 24/04/2025

Laim Gallagher is a Pouting Twat

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 21/04/2025

'Too soon' predictions: Trump says, 'I never liked the guy' and appoints himself Pope. Vance investigated for possible novichok poisoning in Pope's tea, and the lead investigator is then shot dead and falls off a tall building.

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 20/04/2025

A courageous piece of vandalism. I bet the police & press would have said the same thing about suffragette Emily Davison back in the day. There's a statue of her in Epsom. Maybe one day there will be a statue of this graffiti artist? The ends justify the means when the oppressed fight for equality.

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 21/03/2025

I think this photo says pretty much everything about who I am

Photo of a cuddly dog toy, Stouffer the blue cat, a photo of my child, a patchwork quilt, and a selection of CDs and books

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 27/02/2025

Wow. What a blissful @needlemythology.bsky.social compilation of 1980s indie music. Some you’ve got, some you know, and some you love but have never heard before. Perfect!

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 27/02/2025

I've seen a few posts on the stupidity of AI today, so I thought I'd add my own.

Google Gemini stating there will be a total solar eclipse on April 8

Google Gemini stating there will not be a total solar eclipse on April 8

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 18/02/2025

Sorry, I know it's only been a few weeks since this fuckwit became someone again, but Jesus Fucking Christ he is such a fucking dim brainless cunt, what the fuck is going on in the world? Where are the "assassins" now that he's been "elected" with the help of Elon "control all computers" Musk?

THE BIGGEST PRICK IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE, DONALD "DUCK BRAIN" TRUMP

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 05/01/2025

It would appear that a certain someone wants to fund and become leader of a British political party, and then PM, and then perhaps make the UK the first European state of the US?

Musk says Farage doesn't have what it takes to be Reform UK leader

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The Sauvage Sausage @michaelc.uk · 18/11/2024

So glad I made 2 moves to blue sky this week

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