William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Young people won't remember this but before the internet if you wanted to buy a birthday card you had to go all the way into town to the Moonpig shop. 211
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Closing this show tonight in Bristol. Oh and tacos! www.headfirstbristol.co.uk/whats-on/the...headfirstbristol.co.ukCOMEDY & TACOS NIGHT at The Orchard Coffee & CoJoin us for our second-to-last Comedy Night before we close our doors. Expect a brilliant line-up of comedians, great drinks, delicious tacos and a night full of laughs. Friday 7th August Doors open:... 010
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 07/08/20261985 called, it wants you to know it is now sentient and can use a phone 120
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 06/08/2026What's the correct way to drink tea? William Stone explains ... 031
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The top 10 comedians to watch in Edinburgh that perform regularly in zone 1 which you travelled from to get there 020
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 22/07/2026First in a new series of informational videos for our confusing times 030
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I'm so glad Aldi s now on deliveroo. So hungover today and really fancied some mini traffic cones and a security camera 010
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 01/07/2026My advice to new stand ups would be to try being two men talking absolute drivel practically laying down on a sofa 061
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 01/07/2026My job has sadly been replaced by AI. So just putting the feelers out of anyone needs someone to drink 10billion gallons of water a day 170
Reposted by William StoneWilliam Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 16/06/2026If anything I feel worse for reading self esteem for dummies 051
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 16/06/2026If anything I feel worse for reading self esteem for dummies 051
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 14/06/2026It's nice when people get treble clef tattoos so you don't have to ask them if they're one of those people who like music 010
Reposted by William StoneWilliam Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 12/06/2026"it should have been me!" I screamed, being dragged out of the church. And to this day have never been invited to another funeral 021
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 12/06/2026"it should have been me!" I screamed, being dragged out of the church. And to this day have never been invited to another funeral 021
Reposted by William StoneWilliam Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Anyone here good at maths? My dog broke our mirror and I'm trying to figure out how long he's gonna have bad luck 0132
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Anyone here good at maths? My dog broke our mirror and I'm trying to figure out how long he's gonna have bad luck 0132
Reposted by William StoneWilliam Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The man : follow the rules Me : 😎 022
Reposted by William StoneWilliam Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Doing a one-off show during the Brighton Fringe next month, which I've appropriately decided to do in Brighton. 031
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Tell me you studied mime without telling me you studied mime 1186
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I heard from a reliable source that Wes Streeting claps at the end of soundcheck 010
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Nice to wake up to a compliment from O2 albeit with terrible grammar 050
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Wait what?! There isn't already a biopic about William Stone? Crazy, but true. If you're at @machcomedyfest.bsky.social this weekend come see why there should be at 12pm on Saturday. machcomedyfest.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/... 010
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Is there a German word for the disappointment you feel when you've psyched yourself up for an argument with someone who's sat in your reserved seat on a train but when you get there it's unoccupied? 140
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Doing a one-off show during the Brighton Fringe next month, which I've appropriately decided to do in Brighton. 031
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 22/04/2026When I get to 1M followers I will release this free winamp skin 010
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 10/04/2026My first pro writing job was for Buzzfeed. You won’t believe what I did next 0155
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I have many strange peccadillos. I try my best to hide them as my landlord doesn't allow pets 0100
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Heard your dad is voting reform cos he was eating a fillet-o -fsh and "found a massive chunk of halal in it" 030
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Tonight’s gig in the historic city of London 010
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Is there a part of the ADHD test where they ask if you ever sit down to work on a show you’re doing in 3 weeks and instead spend 20mins photoshopping watermarks out of a photo of Daniel Beddingfield for a facebook post claiming its a pic from your first gig because “it reads more real” without them? 140
Reposted by William Stonesean morley @seanmorl.com · 01/04/2026This August I'll be doing my first proper Fringe run in seven years. My show is called Backchannel. justified by suffering, refined through effort and perfected by accident. the show is about trust. and if you break mine ill break your head in half i swear to god www.seanmorl.com/fringe26 12311
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Just nipping to strait of Hormuz anyone need owt? 120
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Yesterday, but its a film about what it would be like if the film Yesterday was never made. 060
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Finally went to see Waiting For Godot. Expected a longer queue. 040
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Still can't believe this but last weekend in IKEA I bumped Into Jurgen Klopp! Even for them that's a weird name for a bookcase 052
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Spotted some of my design work in the wild 030
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Thought I just saw John Carpenter in Brighton Jubilee Library, which to be fair to me, is the kind of thing he would do. 031
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Tough choice, I know, but I don’t make the rules machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/wi... 010
Reposted by William StoneWilliam Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Guy who did an open mic once five years ago explains comedy 043
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Guy who did an open mic once five years ago explains comedy 043
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Will Smith doesn't have to cuss on his bluesky to sell tickets but I do so flip him and flip you too 100
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Just remembered that really funny Jonathan Pie video when he's playing a news anchor and he's talking to the camera but then sort of gets angry and says what he really thinks 🤣 020
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Short poem The Nightmare. Joe stood there in Asda, desperately trying to cover himself up. It was too late, they all pointed and laughed, they could see he was fully clothed. Joe jolted awake. Drenched in sweat."Just a dream" he sighed, settling back into his sleeping bag at the nudist camp. 020
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Showing off my new hair cut but I've got a hat on (prank) 020
William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 11/03/2026First time at Westerham comedy club tonight with this lovely lot 010
