Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22hThey're even cuter when floofy 🥰 🪶 314710
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnDak @dak.bsky.social · 20hA guy held the door open for me from way too far away, so instead of doing that half-jog, I just turned around and walked back to my car. 3417
Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The older I get, the more commas I need. 22610
Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm afraid my haircut makes me look like I know about architecture and it's a lot of pressure. 27518
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Thank you, Eva Marie Saint, for showing us a way. 716117
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnThe Tinseltown Twins @tinseltowntwins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026🖤🖤🖤 RIP Eva Marie Saint (1924-2026) 🖤🖤🖤 The Oscar-winning actress who lived until the age of 102 and who was one of the last living legends of the classic Hollywood era.thetinseltowntwins.wordpress.comRIP Eva Marie Saint (1924-2026)We say goodbye to the Oscar-winning actress who was one of the last links to classic Hollywood. 1222
Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Kickboxing will be cool again, that's just how things work. 292
Reposted by Gretchen von Tongelnandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 06/10/2026Another day another negative 100 dollars 719643
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just watched the original Take On Me video and I might have gotten a little misty but I also wanted to pay that women’s tab and leave a good tip that waitress was just doing her job 615748
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“I’m not the enemy.” MICHAEL CLAYTON (2007) This terrific Movie opened 19yrs ago today. #TomWilkinson #GeorgeClooney 1331439
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I see it not as a failure but an opportunity to feel sorry for myself. 14522
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026when i was a kid, instead of saying grace before dinner, my dad would recite all the lyrics of stairway to heaven. 23011
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Aries: The simple fact that you were tied to the roof of a car is not enough to make your trip to Atlantic City an “odyssey." 218430
Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Still not clear on what the mumps are. 2121
Reposted by Gretchen von Tongelnpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 168124192648
Reposted by Gretchen von Tongelnmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My many enemies will be pleased to know that I've somehow got both hands and both feet stuck in 4 separate jars 520444
Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Negotiations with the moth on the blinds have broken down. 03113
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnRedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 28/09/2026[standing out in my corduroy field] Beautiful, she’s almost ready for harvest 07520
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026using Predator cloaking technology to sneak into a bunch of jazz/tap classes so I can learn for free 57120
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnLadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home 1224564617
Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just don't think I have it in me to read about beer, even if some monks show up. 0102
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnMarjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 31/05/2025Apothegary great name for pharmacist 0208
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 29/09/2026WHAT: Saint Laurent (spring 2027) OCCASIONS: chic hopscotch or at a cocktail party you hear a ringing, a calling, & simultaneously 15 of you drop your champagne coupes & form a sisterhood—to OWN THE NIGHT IF IT WERE A SCENT: wheeled suitcase over cobblestone EMOTIONAL RANGE: 🔑/✨ #MJMfashionGuide 1213815
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m sorry – I need to take this call. It’s my undertaker 1114457
Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I've decided to let the weather be a surprise. 1184
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnBret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Maintain a wondrous relationship with the beauty of creativity in the world - listen to more jazz. 1193
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnElizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 18/11/2024A posh woman asked where I got my boots and I didn't want to say TJ Maxx, so I told her I won them in a bar fight. 428223
Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You can find my favorite quotations in the movie 'Point Break.' 0121
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnTamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Golf guys are basically men who love accessories but don’t realize it 1122
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 27/09/2026POSSIBLE NEW IDIOMS oiling the swingset stop when you smell oatmeal placing ice cubes in orchids & hoping for bees subtle as stacked microwaves puppy, I ain’t a leg plink, plink! pearls coming off the strand rich in fruit peels backup singers taking a smoke break & THAT’S a Myanmar shave 1521439
Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don't think I need to hear the refs discuss whatever, life is tough enough. 0114
Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Have to save that for one of those really deep movies. 010
Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It should always say "The End" when a movie is over, just to be safe. 77821
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnA Garbage Can @steakcityliars.bsky.social · 25/02/2026The ominous slowing of your roll 0169
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnWho You Gonna CAll? (-ison Wyss) @allisonwyss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I was recently informed that, when trying on clothes, if it doesn’t fit, you don’t even have to look in the mirror. This is going to change my life. 1161
Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's a carnival out there (tiny people, tiny bikes, pink food). 183
Reposted by Gretchen von TongelnMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 23/09/2026WHAT: Jil Sander (spring 2027) OCCASIONS: lawyering for a monastery/abbey or being a total frost at a cocktail party by saying the word “data” too much IF IT WERE A SCENT: overflowing pedestal sink EMOTIONAL RANGE: do not make me laugh (ha!) at your belief in so-called emotions #MJMfashionGuide 5686
Reposted by Gretchen von Tongeln Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i wanna be in a situation where i get to say “bingo” when someone figures something out but i’m gonna add “was his name-o” because that sounds way cooler 04719
