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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

All 3 ebooks in my cozy supernatural goth teen series are free on smashwords until the end of the month! Can be transferred to any e-reader - yay! Happy summer reading! 👻 (all covers in photo are by @abigaillarson.com and I LOVE THEM!) #swsale26 #booksky www.smashwords.com/books/byseri...

The three books in my trilogy are lined up diagonally on a desk with plants, tarot cards, a wind-up vampire toy, and some crystals in the background.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Don't look to me for leadership. Sometimes I let YouTube ads play until the end because I feel bad for them.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I got new reading glasses at the store and as they gently tried to bag them I said, "Don't worry. I'm just gonna sit on them in 3 days."

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

She wasn't much to look at. Her eyes were small, chin too big, eyebrows too pale. Oh, but to see her parallel par--to see her par--nope, crank it--I said CRANK--no, OTHER way--keep cranking--how did you pass a driving test?--curb--CURB. Jesus, finally. Oh, but to see her parallel park.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

I have zero natural musical talent but I’m writing a song about driving in L.A. It’s called “Shithead In A Tesla On My Ass.”

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

This Friday's a full moon and total lunar eclipse. Any other ladies over this shit want to meet up at that weird pulsating stone circle that appeared in the Kroger parking lot and combine powers? I'll bring a spinach dip.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

La Dolce Villa is #1 globally on @netflix.com for the second week in a row! So proud of our movie.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

La Dolce Villa is #1 globally on @netflix.com! Thank you to all who have watched. Let's all go in on a villa together!

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

La Dolce Villa is currently #1 on Netflix! Thank you to all who have watched!

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

It's not every day your names are on a billboard in Times Square! La Dolce Villa, coming to Netflix this Thursday, 2/13!!

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

The air quality index in L.A. right now is "You smoked one, so Dad made you smoke the whole pack."

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

ME: Happy New Year, Dad. We love you. DAD: That's great. Hey, put the dog back on the phone. I got another joke for him.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I went to a Trader Joe's on New Year's Eve and the parking lot was like the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

All right, 2024. Call your mom to come pick you up.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I said to my husband, "I don't want to be on the freeway with all the New Year's drunks." And in that moment, the progress bar on my transformation into my dad reached 100%.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

If multiple women sit separately in a food court, each quietly eating a salad, do not interrupt us. We are silently communicating through salads, like whale song.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

We have a premiere date! LA DOLCE VILLA, co-written by me & Hilary Galanoy, will start streaming on Netflix Feb 13th. We're proud of this beautiful movie, and I even included my favorite story from my parents' first date. A few first look photos in the meantime...

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Unless a sweating Slavic woman with safety pins in her mouth and a thousand curses under her breath didn't properly fit you, you're wearing the wrong sized bra.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

every day I understand a little more why Arya Stark kept that list

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

It's Friday the 13th during Mercury in Retrograde, which means it's a terrible time to sign the lease on that lakeside cabin

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Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I'll host a Christmas party but only if a torrid secret emerges to jeopardize the serenity of our modest suburban street.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

We should get residuals if we find out one of our movies is being used to train AI.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

If I don't see two Toyota Siennas lock reindeer antlers over a Target parking space, what are the holidays even about?

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Why does the best sleep you'll ever have happen in the 9 minute intervals on a iPhone snooze button?

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

No member of any family has the same interpretation of the sentence "We need to leave in ten minutes."

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

DOG: WHAT IS THAT? ME: Trash truck. It's Thursday. DOG: I WILL FIGHT IT. SET ME LOOSE. Me: This happens every Thursday. DOG: STILL READY TO FIGHT. Me: They're taking our garbage. ... ... ... DOG: Why would you give away perfectly good garbage?

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I want to be wealthy enough to leave notes for the house-sitter like: "If the leopard gets lost in the hedge maze, play Sade and he'll find his way back."

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Every woman's wardrobe needs: Black dress White blouse Pendant scavenged from the depths of a cursed pond that occasionally lets her set fires with her mind Jeans

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Life is a constant balancing act between wondering why you weren't invited to something and wondering how to get out of it.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

It is a truth universally acknowledged that if two people are at Home Depot one of them is pissed about it.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I'd be fine with a ghost in the house if every time a message in blood appeared on a wall it was something helpful like YOUR KEYS ARE IN THE FRONT DOOR

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

ME: Do you ever get sad trying to remember the smell of the house you grew up in? DRIVE THRU SPEAKER: So that's one Diet Coke, no ice?

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

A posh woman asked where I got my boots and I didn't want to say TJ Maxx, so I told her I won them in a bar fight.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

I want my house to be tidy enough so that if someone drops by unexpectedly it doesn't look like we're six days into battling a poltergeist.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

If you dust off a seashell-shaped soap in the carpeted guest bathroom and put it up to your ear, you can hear a suburban Christmas party from 1988.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

A 5-year-old stomped into a restaurant in a princess dress, held up her arms and shouted "I'M HERE." I just hired her to be my life coach.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

I'm in the mood to nonchalantly slice and eat an apple off the end of a dagger like a lady pirate who just won the ship in a drinking contest.

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Jason @longwall26.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

My sister complimented another woman's yellow blouse, and she replied "Sometimes you need to bring your own sunshine." Filing that away for a bad day.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

You don't need committees to solve things. Just find two women who are in a real mood about some shit and send them on an evening fitness walk.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

It’s so hot that every time I try to speak all that comes out is a Tennessee Williams monologue.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

My favorite part of looking back on childhood is trying to deduce which adults in charge were just barely keeping their shit together.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

The backstory to Mary Shelley's Frankenstein puts unrealistic expectations on how much work you can accomplish in a vacation house.

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