iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

In a statement to @benmullin.bsky.social, Scott Pelley disputes what Bari Weiss said in this morning's editorial meeting, claiming he was never offered "a way back" as she claimed. "These executives cannot gain the trust of the staff with lies. This is antithetical to everything we stand for..."

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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/05/2026

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/01/2026

my takeaway is that going out to protests and organizing with your community like minneapolis has shown us and getting offline, where people are paid to parrot government propaganda, is the best action you can do and reminds you the average person isn’t insane or evil

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

"They've radicalized the Massive Cock subreddit" I say to no one in particular while my wife fills out divorce papers

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

It’s all over the place. Good.

The Simpsons shitposting Reddit with an image of Lenny replacing the zero on a sign that says “days without ICE murdering a US citizen” with another zero

The r/damnthatsinteresting subreddit showing a notarized statement from a woman called the Pink Lady in Minneapolis, who witnessed the killing of Alex Pretti

A post in the Med Lab professionals subreddit with a photo of Alex Pretti, saying “as med lab professionals we work closely with our medical partners and colleagues. Alex, a true hero and healer.” 17.5K upvotes

A post in the NFC North Meme War subreddit titled “Me watching this sub getting flooded with anti-ICE memes” with the Robert Redford slowly smiling gif. 19.5K upvotes.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

It must be wild being a Republican. Literally no beliefs other than a burning desire to have a bigger, more confident man tell them what to do.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

None of this shit is going to get a girl to say yes to a second date, incels

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

All net proceeds of all these shirts, hoodies and onesies will go to aid organizations in Minnesota working to protect their neighbors from terror. Fuck ICE, stand with Minneapolis.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/01/2026

MLK’s Family Urges Nation To Spend Anniversary Of His Death Twisting His Words To Fit Own Political Agendas theonion.com/mlk-s-family-urges-nat…

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Jimmy's Hell Cousin @negaversebuffet.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

just under the time limit let's goooooooooooooo

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/12/2025

very convenient that the rich ruling class techbros solution to income and wealth inequality will be solved by letting them accumulate even more wealth

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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

oh yeah nice I got my new business credit card with "BUSSYNESS CARD" embossed on it

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Gangster SpongeBob suggests a world where a being as pure as SpongeBob could be corrupted by money. This is why he’s the most tragic character in all of media.

A version of SpongeBob with a downright wicked smile. He wears a green suit and is obsessed with money. He holds cash in his hand. His hand is covered in jewels. He wears a hat. I’m disgusted looking at him.

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

(guy watching House for the first time) when are they going to start construction

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 05/02/2025

they should invent a law that protects and binds the same people

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I'm going to invent a stronger form of hanging out. Prescription strength hanging out

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Max @maxthebully.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

ZZ Top x4 Dinosaur Jr x2 Alice In Chains x2 Heart (just the one time sadly) Peelander Z x5 (the most fun live band I’ve had the privilege of seeing)

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts

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BOO Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 13/11/2025

I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke history is a fucking joke lmao

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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/11/2025

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/11/2025

he called for full patriot activation and they still lost in a landslide? what gives

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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/09/2025

trumps administration is whining and begging everyone to stop comparing ICE to the gestapo meanwhile they act just like the gestapo and use social media to post aesthetic videos making fun of and demonizing immigrants

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time". My loved ones: no it's not.

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Adam Sessler 🇺🇦 @adamsessler.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

My Grandmother was approached by HUAC and gave them nothing of value. She lived to 102

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

BAJA BLAST PIE COMING TO TACO BELL IN NOVEMBER

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 18/09/2025

agent 47, welcome to england

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Adam Sessler 🇺🇦 @adamsessler.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Given the current state of things on this app I would appreciate reposting the below to see if any fucking humans still work at BlueSky.

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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

may I speak with the primary poster in your household?

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

the thing i love about society is how we make massive scientific advances then some absolute hobgoblin says it isn't real and people just believe him. they believe the hobgoblin. doesn't even need proof.

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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Nobody: John Brown "F*ck I look like."

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 12/09/2025

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

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