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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 1h
"Zio" is a term coined by David Duke, Grand Wizard of the KKK. Please stop using it.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 20
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Campaign mode
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Samantha Asumadu @samanthaasumadu.substack.com · 06/10/2026
Nearly 70% of Police Scotland officers currently suspended while under criminal investigation are accused of offences relating to violence against women, according to figures obtained by STV News. The allegations include domestic abuse, sexual offences and stalking. news.stv.tv/scotland/nea...
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Nearly 70% of suspended police officers facing criminal probes accused of violence against women
Allegations against suspended Police Scotland officers include domestic abuse, sexual offences and stalking
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hopefully the mets stands for metastasised
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Jamie (bradley walsh enthusiast) @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hi @anomander73.bsky.social stop spunking on dogs
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And how many claims are unfairly denied? Bet it's higher
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 05/10/2026
This stuff drives me nuts. As Richard rightly points out, egg yolk is an emulsifier. Things like MSG, Citric Acid, Acetic acid, etc are completely harmless ingredients found in many foods. Just because you don't recognise it, doesn't automatically make it bad.
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Melanie Phillips? Cited in Anders Breiviks manifesto Melanie Phillips?
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Cuck Bunker
A photo of a hatch leading to a ladder down into a nuclear bunker. It has a yellow triangle warning sign that says "MIND YOUR HEAD AND BACK"

CUCKFIELD'S OFFICIAL SECRET
Listen on SOUNDS
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Released on bail again huh. 🤔 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
UK-Iranian dual national arrested over RAF Fairford investigation bailed
The 25-year-old man was arrested in the London borough of Westminster on Thursday.
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Cuck Bunker
A photo of a hatch leading to a ladder down into a nuclear bunker. It has a yellow triangle warning sign that says "MIND YOUR HEAD AND BACK"

CUCKFIELD'S OFFICIAL SECRET
Listen on SOUNDS
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A pump per nickel is cheap
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmao someone from ukvi checked out my linkedin profile. hi! hello!! are you reading this too?? what's it like to have failed miserably at every step of the way? and do you still get to see the kids at weekends? i reckon you don't. just tell her you've changed. repeat after me: "sharon,"
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When films have more rights to not be filmed than actual people
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Iranian interference, no doubt
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i had heard about gamers for years. a lifestyle dedicated to having fun sounded to me like its adherents would form bonds based on positivity, friendship and the joy of fair competition
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A visionary...
A twitter post from @ChulitoXOXthat says "I just found a tiktok page where they feed guys hot dogs through a glory hole.... I'm scared"

Below is a picture of a hole in a wall that's been taped up with someone's nose and mouth visible as someone feels them a hotdog through the hole. There's very yellow cheese on top. There is writing that says "GLORY HOLE DAWGS" above the hole
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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got to do some washing up. I blame Iran for breaking the dishwasher
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What fun it is to make underpaid workers clean up rotting food!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
periodically my husband will casually come home from the store with the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life
Kool-Aid Ryse Protein Drink 22g Protein
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI is going to make your life better:
Pentagon announces killer robot program.
Photo of a robot dog climbing stairs
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A visionary...
A twitter post from @ChulitoXOXthat says "I just found a tiktok page where they feed guys hot dogs through a glory hole.... I'm scared"

Below is a picture of a hole in a wall that's been taped up with someone's nose and mouth visible as someone feels them a hotdog through the hole. There's very yellow cheese on top. There is writing that says "GLORY HOLE DAWGS" above the hole
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Making "I believe Iran are involved" the new "Thanks Obama" meme
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Making "I believe Iran are involved" the new "Thanks Obama" meme
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
if burnham ends up genuinely trying to soften the consequences of city's cheating it's probably one of the most stupid things any politician has ever done, like he's setting himself up against every fan of every other team in England and some of the most influential guys in britain. funny tho
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm putting Iran on notice
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
what a total worm lol www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Andy Burnham 'really concerned' if Man City owners sell up after rule breaches
The prime minister compares the allegations against Man City to the plight of his own club Everton.
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yo @MI5 someone keeps nicking my Amazon packaged from the lobby downstairs, I reckon it might be Iran
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this needs a push to help going through october if you can help our friend carry on getting the therapy they need. shares also appreciated, thanks 🙏 www.gofundme.com/f/vital-ther...
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Donate to Vital therapy for a much-loved comrade, organized by Friends Helping with Therapy
- Update added (21 Oct) We urgently need your help for vital t… Friends Helping with Therapy needs your support for Vital therapy for a much-loved comrade
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dessicant is french for delicious
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New Tom Cruise film looks interesting
Film poster for the Tom Cruise film Digger but I've done terrible sub-photoshop job and changed the title to Dogger, and have put the animal mask that hapless Terry was wearing on the infamous Channel 4 documentary "Dogging Tales" on Tom Cruises face and instead of having his foot on a globe like in the original poster it's now on a red 70s car.
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They should invent a type of news that's good
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Remarkable.
Graame Linehan in hospital with some sort of light stand over him. He's a chubby middle aged man with a big head, black hair and drooping face. He's wearing a black t-shirt and has an IV or something on his armA screenshot of Theme Hospital showing a man with a large head being treated for bloaty head by a doctor
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shocked Pikachu www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
RAF Fairford: 'Quantity of petrol' but no explosives found in three vehicles
Police say the decision to release five men on bail is one "grounded in experience and strategy".
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eat all of the shit.
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I believe they could be legally liable for 100s of millions from other clubs who missed out on lots of money through not getting European qualification etc. I'm biased but I just hope the punishment works out well for Brighton like making it easier to qualify for Europe again
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think they eventually added legs but the whole thing is dead now or going to be dead soon anyway qz.com/why-can-t-we...
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Why can’t we have legs in the metaverse?
The metaverse is a legless place. In the early glimpses we’ve gotten at the virtual reality (VR) worlds crafted by Facebook parent company Meta, cartoonish avatars float above the ground with nothing...
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 29/09/2026
🚨 We need to hear from YOU Have you had a problem accessing gendered services since April last year, outside of school and the workplace? Are you a service provider worried about remaining inclusive? PLEASE let us know through this form - and share widely goodlaw.social/mzb3
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Para-medics
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How are we going to kick it without legs in the Metaverse!?
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Phoning up MI5 to say I think all the dog shit, fly-tipping and St. George's Flag graffiti around my area might be an Iranian plot
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... "it would begin to accelerate if a certain pedal was pressed whilst it was stationary". Yes? That's how cars typically work?
bbc.co.uk
Grandmother drove into nursery trapping boy, 2, under wheels
Jayne James has been given a suspended jail sentence over the incident in Ellesmere Port.
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Makes more sense for when you're transporting it later and selling the stuff but probably not too smart to have on the side during the theft part. You'd think there were easier places to steal fuel from but it's been done before www.stripes.com/branches/arm...
stripes.com
$2M in diesel stolen from US Army base in Romania
Authorities are investigating the theft of $2 million worth of fuel from the U.S. Army’s main military hub in Romania, where local law enforcement officials say diesel was siphoned off over a four-yea...
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Boo hoo hoo! We are just so poor as a country. We are so poor compared to what we used to be, even though we're one of the richest countries in the world and you, yes you, ungrateful peon: you are richer than ever before! Everyone is! But the country is too poor! Better things aren't possible!
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Must have been the Russians, Chinese or Iranians who put them up to trying to nick a bunch of fuel. Can't be that fuel has hit record prices
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've never heard of the source before but uknip.co.uk/news/uk/uk-n...
uknip.co.uk
RAF Fairford suspects were ‘stealing fuel rather than plotting terror attack’, sources claim
Five men arrested over a suspected terror plot near RAF Fairford may have been attempting to steal fuel rather than preparing an attack on the US-operated airbase, according to claims from military so...
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