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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 10h
Shocked Pikachu www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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RAF Fairford: 'Quantity of petrol' but no explosives found in three vehicles
Police say the decision to release five men on bail is one "grounded in experience and strategy".
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 17h
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 16h
Para-medics
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 18h
Phoning up MI5 to say I think all the dog shit, fly-tipping and St. George's Flag graffiti around my area might be an Iranian plot
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 19h
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... "it would begin to accelerate if a certain pedal was pressed whilst it was stationary". Yes? That's how cars typically work?
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Grandmother drove into nursery trapping boy, 2, under wheels
Jayne James has been given a suspended jail sentence over the incident in Ellesmere Port.
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Boo hoo hoo! We are just so poor as a country. We are so poor compared to what we used to be, even though we're one of the richest countries in the world and you, yes you, ungrateful peon: you are richer than ever before! Everyone is! But the country is too poor! Better things aren't possible!
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 21h
Must have been the Russians, Chinese or Iranians who put them up to trying to nick a bunch of fuel. Can't be that fuel has hit record prices
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've never heard of the source before but uknip.co.uk/news/uk/uk-n...
uknip.co.uk
RAF Fairford suspects were ‘stealing fuel rather than plotting terror attack’, sources claim
Five men arrested over a suspected terror plot near RAF Fairford may have been attempting to steal fuel rather than preparing an attack on the US-operated airbase, according to claims from military so...
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Rubber dong rapids, bro"
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Five Lions: An XXX Parody
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stealing heavy duty lube from the farm
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder what "FUEL 2 You" could mean
The white vans with red text that says "Fuel 2 you" on the side
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wonder what someone could be doing on a farm with vans with containers of flammable substances in the middle of the night

Screenshot of 2 BBC articles next to each other. 

[Picture of cop car and cop with a gun]
What we know about RAF Fairford counter-terror probe

[Picture of pump in car]
UK diesel price hits all-time high, the RAC says
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As someone with no expertise in this I am delighted to see many of my priors confirmed, including "private school vouches are expensive dogshit" and "banning cellphones is not a panacea." 🙏
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is it normal for terrorists with 3 vans full of explosives to get bailed out the next day?
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I don't have an accent, only other people have accents"
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Barbello Barbz @dangermike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
F.E.M.
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Lex Roman @lexroman.com · 25/09/2026
Watch what you post because Threads just might pretend you're the guy who masturbated on the plane. What just happened to Peter Shankman is a warning for all of us using Meta products.
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Rupert Murdoch 1931 - 2026
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
found a new type of guy
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AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Alien Nuke
Alt: Ripley from Aliens with the caption "I saw we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit" Ripley is a white woman with curly brown hair
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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
This is who GCs are. They're throwing their weight behind this danger *because* she's a bigot. Not despite of it.
Gender row nurse ‘wanted to post bacon through mosque letterbox’, tribunal told
Nurse Sandie Peggie was suspended after she complained about having to share a changing room with a transgender medic
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck!
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anti-American protestors condemned after skyscrapers damaged
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Courtney Love is a Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Fast 2 Furiosa @hexadecibelle.fyi · 24/09/2026
vertical drinking, drinking in every pub in London, drinking at work, drinking at footie… these are the most pressing issues facing the UK today
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Andy Burnham had said more about PUBS and DRINKING than he has about racist pogroms and transphobia combined
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 23/09/2026
dog what the hell is this crap. i gotta install graphene.
google pixel update notes that are an ad for harry potter audiobooks
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
another great detail: no one in a BA uniform has been remotely apologetic, even performatively. everyone keeps acting like this is a normal delay. the closest thing we've gotten is a guy at check-in saying "we're doing our best" (no sorry, no sympathies)
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
British Airways are just so fucking dreadful
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'll give you a little clap when you change the batteries on your carbon monoxide alarm
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Over 3,500 people are currently facing terrorism charges in the UK for holding signs saying "I support Palestine Action".
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Far-right activist Daniel Thomas slashes dinghy in Channel with blade while rescue worker onboard
Thomas called followers to protest against arrival of asylum seekers in Gosport, but Border Force instead transported them to Dover
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Some of those that work forces, are the same that block portses
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wow, Glinner has viewed this 1700 times!
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 23/02/2026
Love needs no permission🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 It comes freely—between any hearts, any souls. Why make something so beautiful feel forbidden? Enough. Everyone deserves to love and be loved, just as they are. We still believe in love♡
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 20/09/2026
I honestly can’t think of a better metaphor than the Department of War inviting a guy who padded his boxing records with scrubs right until he got hospitalized by someone who could actually fight
Department of War E
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Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
We've done some boxing by mistake
The "We've gone on holiday by mistake" scene from Withnail and I with Jake Paul's smashed in face on the left and Andrew Tate's smashed in face on the right. Paul is white with a beard and a scared looked on his face. Tate is bald with facial hair and looks down with 2 black eyes.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
It’s bad that consensus opinion of Bluesky moderation is that it sincerely believes that you can endlessly pontificate about which you feel rights certain people aren’t entitled to but if one of the people whose rights & humanity you’re jeopardizing tells you to die about it then, that’s harassment.
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Lone Fan in Empty Stadium
Alt: 1 fan wearing blue in an empty stadium
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This might be one of the lamest things I've ever had the misfortune of reading
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He's just sad he saw his team get beaten by City and then Brighton
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
PAY LOCAL ARTISTS FFS.
bbc.co.uk
Scarborough's 'AI slop' art trail cost £11,688, figures reveal
Artists and residents in Scarborough criticised the trail when it was launched in the summer.
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
His downfall can't come soon enough www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
independent.co.uk
David Walliams’s back catalogue dropped by book publisher HarperCollins
HarperCollins said last year that it would no longer publish books by comedian and children’s author
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So it's fine to say: send the Bluesky team to a concentration camp?
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badly drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can anyone use a single train ticket from London Euston to Liverpool at 15.07 today? I can't use it any more... Free :)
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the irony of course is that the world view aaron is espousing here is wholly toxic.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nathan Cofnas is on this website. Glinner is periodically still on here. Literal fucking David Myatt is on here (don't fucking @ me you namesearching evil little Bill and Ben ass looking motherfucker). What's their fucking "toxicity score"?
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