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@marycoolbeans.bsky.social
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she/her london, future corpse #gregghead passionate AI hater

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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The shooter calls her a "fucking bitch" right after shooting her three times. He shot because he was pissed off, not because he reasonably believed he was in danger. Also, he is filming while handling his weapon at the same time?!? Was he even looking at where he was shooting?
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
People fatally shot by UK police in 2024/25: 2 People fatally shot by US law enforcement in 2025: 1280
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
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mary @marycoolbeans.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
it’s crazy that some people think you have to be smart to become a billionaire
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𝕺𝖐𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗𝕱𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖆 @incision.site · 11/12/2025
last christmas i buried your heart but the very next day, the beating remained this year, my paranoia and fear and madness will spur my confession
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Microsoft Logo w/ the Four Humors written on individual blocks of the window.

Orange is Sanguine
Green is Melancholic
Blue is Phlegmatic
Yellow is Choleric
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🕸️ Cobweb Curtains For Zoosha 🦇 @brianvan.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Texas chain saw massacre is full of plot holes... what happens to the victims when they die? is there an afterlife?
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
GOD: hi, welcome to heaven ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here? [30 seconds later] SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
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mary @marycoolbeans.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
youtu.be/FJq_tvoiGUY?...
youtu.be
The Wobblin Goblin
YouTube video by Rosemary Clooney - Topic
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
A sketch of two steam trains, human faces on the front. The title above them says 'The Broad Gauge and the Narrow Gauge'. The narrow gauge train is looking unbearably smug, then broad gauge absolutely raging. In the smoke, they are communicating, the broad gauge saying "You are a locomotive" and the narrow saying "You are another".
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mary @marycoolbeans.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
how much damage do you think godzilla would have done if he was human sized
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Martin Robbins @mjrobbins.com · 26/08/2025
Frankly it’s also reckless - you have growing numbers of people exhibiting delusional behaviour toward chatbots, and this straight up encourages it.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
i wish
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Q. Will there be email at the party? A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
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Daniel Brim @dbrim.com · 06/08/2025
Counterculture and punk rock is when all of the richest companies in the world try to force you to use something
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CharliCenter-CX @cambrianera.radical.town · 05/08/2025
When people talk about how systemic and structural issues don't exist but the data all looks like this.
A tweet saying "every single municipal budget looks like the dril candle budget tweet" with a graph showing Police taking like 90% of a city's budget. Baltimore specifically.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
i think lou bega could have just counted for the entire song if he had just had the courage of his convictions
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Laura Woods @woodsiegirl.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.
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Church Monuments Society @churchmonuments.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Interesting article on 'direct cremation' in yesterday;s Guardian www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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‘The delivery man arrived with the ashes in a gift bag’ – why are so many people opting out of traditional funerals?
In the UK and the US, ‘direct cremations’ – where no mourners are present and relatives and friends can organise their own ceremonies – are on the rise. Is it time to rethink how we say goodbye our lo...
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
You’re sheltering bald JD Vance images on your phone, are you not?
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 25/06/2025
A meme image of JD Vance
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
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JΛKΣ✌️ @mothmanshadow.com · 09/06/2025
LAPD out there like
The popo pepper sprayed a sin bather in a a Georges Seurat painting
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 10/06/2025
So am I allowed to call these people Nazis yet or do I need to wait for Charlie to be able to grow a hitlerstache
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 10/06/2025
Israeli military did not “intercept a ship.” The Israeli military did commit a violent act of piracy against a UK flagged vessel in Int’l waters as it fulfilled a legal right to reach Gaza & alleviate suffering, then abducted its crew & transported them by force to Israel under threat of execution.
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 07/06/2025
most people own a broom, I think. but I don't want to make sweeping generalizations
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 06/06/2025
it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy
Mark Cuban quote tweets three check-marks to Elon’s “is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle?”
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Times like these, I am reminded of a line from Edmund Burke: I hope they get every disease and die shitting.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Ballroom Blitz is the only song where the singer checks if the other band members are ready before the song starts. He makes every other singer look like a thoughtless pig
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Mr Burns: Smithers, I'm beginning to think that putting an insane person in charge of the country was not the brilliant tactical move I thought it was.
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mary @marycoolbeans.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
my dad likes to stand behind my mom watching something and make comments, then insist he doesn’t want to watch
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
"I'd crusade if the new Pope asked me to" wow, cool. What if he asked you to love and protect immigrants
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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
in the 1800s you could go to a den to get your daily opium fix. now I have to cram 50 poppy seed muffins into my mouth and outrun the Publix security guard
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
"New Video of Mahmoud Khalil’s Arrest Shows Trump Admin is Lying in Court" The new footage of ICE’s warrantless arrest shows the Palestinian student fully cooperated with federal agents and was not a flight risk, reports @premthakker.bsky.social
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New Video of Mahmoud Khalil’s Arrest Shows Trump Admin is Lying in Court
The new footage of ICE’s warrantless arrest shows the Palestinian student fully cooperated with federal agents and was not a flight risk, as the government continues to falsely claim.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 09/05/2025
Trump attorney Alina Habba: ‘No one is above
the law’ is a ‘stupid little catchphrase’
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 30/10/2024
“The value of art is not how much it costs and how little effort it requires. It’s how much would you risk to be in its presence.” - @realgdt.bsky.social, regarding AI
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 30/04/2025
I could be wrong about this but I really think most Americans do not want to be forced to “do their own research” about food & drug & product safety and would rather that the government agencies that have been sorting that all out for them for decades not be obliterated in the name of “efficiency.”
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mary @marycoolbeans.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
what even is the end goal here. just spreading the stupidest lies imaginable in the hopes of…letting children die? making families suffer?
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
There is no aborted fetus debris in the MMR vaccine, or in any vaccine at all. It is worth noting that the Catholic Church, one of the most staunch anti-abortion organizations in the world, has a formal policy that encourages all vaccinations.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Every day the news is like “Trump has canceled the Federal program that prevents orphans from being shot to death by chainguns, it cost $20,000 a year and saves five orphans a day” and I’m like “oh that doesn’t sound good at all”
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mary @marycoolbeans.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
clearly he’s got too much yellow bile
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
A calculator that costs 1 trillion dollars, but it’s also wrong
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Moe getting a prank call
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Is the consensus among mainstream journalists that the White House slandering a man they delivered into slavery using a crudely manipulated photo in the president’s grasp in the Oval Office is just not a very newsworthy event?
White House tweet with Trump holding a clearly manipulated photo purportedly of Abrego Garcia’s hand. MS 13 is written on his knuckles (in what I believe to be the ios default photo editor font).
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Nosferobtu P. @tyrannosaurob.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Someone on here stated AI was good for editing and proofreading. I didn't feel like arguing at the time, but, ah, no. No, it isn't. Fuckin' MS Word still gets shit wrong and they've been working on that for almost as long as I've been alive
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