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Del - Martian Observer

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Interests: Mars, space, photography, and blender 3D. Location: Hampshire, UK. Mars images: www.flickr.com/photos/134331707@N02… Mars images and updates: @mars.martian-observer.net Ko-fi ko-fi.com/martian_observer

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This one time I was standing in line at the Kohl's return counter. The woman ahead of me (she was probably 80) was returning a couple of big, colorful bras. When she was all set she turned, looked me square in the eye, and winked at me.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11h
I’m sorry, what’s that acronym again?
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Mostly Harmless @whalepetunias.bsky.social · 11h
"War?" he said. "Yes!" Number Two gazed contemptuously at Ford Prefect. "On the next continent?" "Yes! Total warfare! The war to end all wars!" "But there's no one even living there yet!" Ah, interesting, thought the crowd, nice point.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 11h
What do you call the feeling of melancholy when something that would have been a huge scandal in any other administration breaks on a near daily basis?
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 11h
ME: a rib cage is made out of ribs, right WIFE: yes ME: so then what’s wrong with my bird cage
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 12h
Me: so whatchya in for? Inmate: murder Me: murder? I hardly knew 'er! [next week] New inmate: so whatchya in for? Original inmate: two murders
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 11h
The West Country says hello
A London Underground sign with the name SHITTERTON which is a real place in Dorset, England.
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 11h
I haven't been able to keep up with Perseverance rover on Mars this week but I shall be fixing that this weekend - I just checked and there has been notable activity :)
a screenshot of https://areobrowser.com showing some navcam images from mars that reveal the rover has done an abrasion.one of the navcam images maximised showing a white powdery hole in the surface of this part of the red planet.
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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 17h
Eight years ago today the Saudi government murdered WaPo columnist Jamaal Khashoggi. Today they own 49.5% of the biggest media/news company in America.
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Alexis @alexispace.bsky.social · 12h
I did not expect to learn today that Riker was rizzing up a doll on screen in TNG
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 11h
It's weird to live in a time where the Pope keeps making better statements on current affairs than any secular world leader seems able or willing to.
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Landru79 @landru79.bsky.social · 15h
James #Webb Space Telescope #JWST Shocks and destruction of dust in the ring of Supernova #1987A PI: Matsuura, Mikako. Proposal ID: 7575 MIRI 2550+2100+1800 R 1280+1000 G 770+560 B yuval-harpaz.github.io/astro/jwst_l... NASA/ESA/CSA/STScI/j. Roger
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HiRISE Beautiful Mars (NASA) @uahirise.bsky.social · 12h
HiPOD: A Relict of Ice Context Camera data shows a cauldron-like subsidence and domal infill in this crater. It resembles the Terra Sabea in-crater relict ice described in some research. HiRISE can test relict-ice hypothesis with higher resolution. uahirise.org/hipod/ESP_077249_1570 #Mars
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 19h
FARTGATE: Tomorrow’s Lancashire Telegraph is an absolute joy to behold. Buy it. Treasure it. Leave it to your grandchildren. #BuyALocalNewspaper
Lancs Telegraph front page: A POINT
OF ODOUR
Reform councillor 'broke wind
towards rival' during meeting.
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 19h
Current offer here from 'toob' full-fibre for 900Mbps is £23 a month but they also offer 2,300Mbps for £29 a month (speeds are download *and* upload).
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 19h
Woman who killed her abusive partner has murder conviction overturned
bbc.co.uk
Julie Ann McIlwaine: Murder conviction overturned for woman who killed abusive partner
The Court of Appeal ruled that jurors were misdirected on Julie Ann McIlwaine's loss of control defence to the killing of James Joseph Crossley.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 19h
This is why you had to chart Saab models on a logarithmic scale.
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 20h
ULEZ camera bomber Kevin Rees (63) has been given a 15-year sentence. He was found guilty after a trial in January of causing an explosion likely to endanger life
news.met.police.uk
Man jailed for 15 years over ULEZ camera explosion
Kevin Rees, aged 63, was sentenced at the Old Bailey on Friday, 2 October.
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 20h
Shame the UK Gov is so damned wet, we should be treating Trump like the enemy he is instead of kissing up to him. ugh
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 20h
"Trump is threatening major economic damage and political unrest on the UK and Europe, purely in the hope of some short-term political advantage to himself… "Bullying, cajoling and otherwise screwing over long-term allies and trading partners is perhaps the defining characteristic of Trump 2.0."
inews.co.uk
Trump is making your life harder – and putting the UK in danger
The US President is threatening major economic damage on the UK and Europe – in the hope of short-term political gain back home
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 21h
Not just Jude Bellingham - but many of the most iconic English sporting figures of the past few decades; Moeen Ali Maro Itoje Maggie Alphonsi Lewis Hamilton Ian Wright Paul Ince Martin Offiah Ugo Monye Kelly Holmes Katarina Johnson-Thompson Harry Kane Lennox Lewis Mo Farah Good luck chaps.
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 20h
In Florida, police have repeatedly been caught misusing Flock cameras, sometimes tracking single cars hundreds of times for personal reasons: arstechnica.visitlink.me/ZQH463
arstechnica.visitlink.me
Florida cops say they don't know who owns 11 unpermitted Flock cameras
Floridians alarmed by 14 mysterious Flock cameras; 11 have no clear owner.
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 20h
Rightly so.
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Space.com @space.com · 21h
Earth's hidden daytime auroras revealed from space | Space photo of the day for Oct. 2, 2026 www.space.com/stargazing/a...
space.com
Earth's hidden daytime auroras revealed from space | Space photo of the day for Oct. 2, 2026
This remarkable view of Earth shows the northern lights encircling Earth.
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Copernicus ECMWF @copernicusecmwf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Europe’s summer 2026 was marked by the exceptional persistence of heat, dry conditions, exceptionally warm seas & the most severe low-flow conditions for Europe as a whole in the record beginning in 1992. Read the summer review of #CopernicusClimate: climate.copernicus.eu/summer-revie... @ecmwf.int
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ESA Earth Observation @esaearth.esa.int · 23h
Typhoon Surigae over the Philippine Sea 🌀 On 28 September, Copernicus Sentinel-1 captured this false-colour, polarised radar image of the sea beneath the storm. Calmer seas at its eye appear dark blue, while orange and yellow show rough conditions and strong winds. www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed...
Satellite radar image of a large hurricane seen from above, with a dark, circular eye at its center and swirling bands of gold and blue spiraling outward across the ocean surface.
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ESA Space Science @science.esa.int · 23h
A ‘Juice eye view’ of our home planet 🌍 On 28 September, our Juice mission completed a gravity assist flyby of Earth. As Juice flew just 8640 km above the Indian Ocean, it snapped a series of images with its onboard monitoring cameras, giving us these unique views 👇 youtu.be/zmW8hgV39IU 🔭 🧪
youtu.be
Juice's Earth flyby in stunning images | September 2026
YouTube video by European Space Agency, ESA
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WAVE (1994) Acrylic on Canvas - 48” x 48” Of all the paintings hanging in my home, this one probably elicits the most comments. #art
An exponential curve expressed as a massive wave of green-blue water that climbs to vertical against a sky of puffy lavender clouds. Light breaks through the cloud cover just over the horizon casting a flat glare across rippling water before the wave climbs. Fin-like ridges emerge running up the wall give the water turbulence and dimension.
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 01/10/2026
Trump, totally off his saggy tits on copium
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 01/10/2026
Hey just to let you know I am not taken. I'm widely available. Just like the ports on the open net your MSP uses to administer your domain controller
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Simeon Schmauß @stim3on.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hinted that there would be more images from the Juice flyby, so here is the timelapse of the full event! It's always amazing to get these views of our fragile Blue Marble from the spacecraft we send out to explore the solar system! 🔭🧪 #planetsci
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 01/10/2026
Damn, better cash in my longterm investments then
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amol Rajan: ‘I know a lot of people think of me as that nice, warm man from the news…’ #CelebrityTraitors
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NeV-T @nev-t.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🟠 PERSEVERANCE 1981-1991 © NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS/NeV-T Q-VIEW - live.staticflickr.com/65535/555634... Gigapan - gigapan.com/gigapans/239... GIGAmacro - viewer.gigamacro.com/view/LFhJQOY... Gigapan Website - www.nev-t-gigamacros.com #Mars #science #NASA
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Operation Paperclip 1946. In soviet controlled Germany, 2500 nazi engineers were deported to USSR to help build soviet weapons & rockets using Nazi technology & expertise. So Sputnik and Gargarin were built on nazi knowledge. But when we do it its anti imperialism
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
KEMP #CelebrityTraitors
Ross Kemp only with a massively inflated head.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
JD Vance’s sofa just turned up on Marketplace.
Sofa Cum Bed - For Sale
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 01/10/2026
That's no cucumber
A giant banana outside Southern Television in the car park in nineteen-hundred-and-frozen to death.Bill Oddie looking miffed on the set of 'The Saturday Banana,' he is standing next to a big banana fitted with with a TV and clock .
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 01/10/2026
It's not really a conflict, Minnesota judges are right, Trump's inJustice Department is wrong.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Our obsession with unfeasibly large vegetables. It continues. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Gloucester man grows
'world's tallest cucumber'. 

It’s a big yellow willy.
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pardoning Tricky Dicky to own the libs
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 01/10/2026
The only way I'd watch Celebrity Traitors is if someone like Hannah Fry was on. hang on, I'm receiving an upda— ooh
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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The diagrams on pants packaging that illustrate the fit should also show how much of a full bush they can competently contain, so that we all go into the experience clear about the percentage of pubes that will be jazz handsing out the sides
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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer
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Exhumated Zombie Dad @slothlydad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know.. LinkedIn.. but still, LOLs are LOLs.
"I interviewed for a contractor role at Ticketmaster and when they asked me what my day rate is I told them I operate a dynamic pricing model and they said they couldn’t operate like that and I laughed for a really long time and showed them how much I paid for Beyoncé tickets and anyway long story short they escorted me from the building". - Helena Langdon on LinkedIn.
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Kara Jane Adams @ghostinexile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s just really annoying that now when people employ the trope of “you wouldn’t hit a man with glasses?” you have to respond with “what kind of glasses?” life was so much simpler in my day.
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Kevin M. Gill @kevinmgill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
150 Seconds of City Light - A stack of 10 images, 15 seconds each, taken by Anil Menon aboard the International Space Station on September 20th. flic.kr/p/2sDNZ95
Streaks of light from stars (above) and city lights (below). Steaks are interrupted periodically during breaks in the exposures. The atmosphere appears green. Some components of the ISS are seen at the edges.

NASA/ISS/JSC/ESRS/University of Texas at El Paso/Anil Menon/Kevin M. Gill
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