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Marco

@marquells.bsky.social
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(He hates AI slop; AI slop offends him.) GenX. Scientist. Humanist. Esse Quam Videri Sic Semper Tyrannis ↙️↙️↙️

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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 1h
@infinitescream.bsky.social a little help over here
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 2h
This makes me violently angry.
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SteveMND @stevemnd.bsky.social · 2h
From any other creator, this would be an absolutely absurd Kickstarter to back. But not from this one.
kickstarter.com
lamp: the feature film
A lamp sits on a table. Most of the time, the lamp is off. Sometimes, however...
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 2h
"A Gentleman's Dildo"
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah, that one spends some emotional energy.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 2h
Every day is Halloween
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 2h
For the curious, these are bear crawls; good core workout Pete Hegseth is a weak little man no matter how strong he is.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 2h
Bear crawls for strength and endurance
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 14h
Self as murder clown
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🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 18h
I am human and I need to be loved. youtu.be/EkBN9-KVuP0?...
youtu.be
Love Spit Love : How Soon Is Now
YouTube video by Love Nest
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry I'm late, I was assimilated by an extraterrestrial parasite at a remote Antarctic research station.
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🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 15h
Following last year’s incident with the fae, food is no longer permitted through the red portals. Please finish your snacks before stepping through—especially anything that’s humming. Liquids must be checked by security prior to boarding the final platform. Remember, the fae have excellent lawyers.
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🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 15h
Hey, I remember you, you're the asshole who threatened me with a good time. Don't you walk away from me!!!
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 17h
Never fails to bring me to tears
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 17h
youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI
youtu.be
Johnny Cash - Hurt
YouTube video by JohnnyCashVEVO
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 17h
You still fishing for a mansplaination?
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man Chowder
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Those appeal to my interests
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not a brain wrinkle among them.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Most species of insects will lay eggs in your butt while you're asleep if given the chance.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You get those commercials in Straia?
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the president: let’s murder all citizens in blue cities the media: he speaks in riddles it’s unclear what he really means
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🎶Rubber ducky🎵 🎵You're the one🎶 🎶I like to put you in my bottom🎵 🎶Just for fun🎵
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck him and his goddamned supporters
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What the goddamned fuck
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Republicans are trash.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Look guys! It only took this guy days to figure it out!
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Inspiring!
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump's disastrous policies have already cost more than $5000 per taxpayer.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I could maybe run a few feet with a canoe before needing an ambulance.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dip them puppies in garlic butter!
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How can there be so many smart, compassionate people in this country and yet, here we are?
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fucking A
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Delusional fucking nonsense" is the correct reply, not an invitation for national coverage. Delusional fucking nonsense.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
* joiking it * Oh fuck yeah.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Jesus that I personally encountered -- and he was right where I expected, on the 3rd baseline, box seats, garbed in a Gunnar jersey, sipping a Natty -- looked like a Jewish rabbinical student, bookish, but with a keen grasp of how the infield-fly rule is necessary to bind together the universe.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I seen Him singing backup for Skynyrd!
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Jen , the MT liberal bird lady @liberal-jen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A curious Northern flicker keeping an eye on me.
A speckled Northern flicker perch on the trunk of a maple tree.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Republicans are trash
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026
we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 05/10/2026
Filmmaker John Wilson on training himself to find beauty in concrete for “The History of Concrete”
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Read more about the materials that make up this modern world in my fellow materials scientist Mark Miodownik's book "Stuff Matters."
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They learned that from South Park's character Cartman.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Republicans lie to our faces everyday with a smile, and I'm beyond sick of it.
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's a different pattern than before.
Hoverfly on yellow petals
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This makes me angry to a degree I have rarely felt in my 52 years.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
painted lady butterfly on a zinnia
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Constance Lee Menefee @conniemenefee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Scrutiny by squirrel and dove ... #Sqrlpix 🪶
Collage of two photographs - gray squirrel leaning down looking intently and fluffy dove with beady eye
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Marco @marquells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay now I have to go see it.
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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
name the film that made you laugh the hardest.
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