Reposted by map381The Onion @theonion.com · 9hThis Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Macklemore or Less theonion.com/macklemore-or-less 1571445
Reposted by map381Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Still trying to understand how Napster got shut down, but Anthropic is going public and still hasn’t paid us authors yet after stealing our work. 16492892041
Reposted by map381Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I love that it's totally cool and legal to use social media to rile up an angry hateful mob and incite them to attack doctors and send in bomb threats to children's hospitals but texting Shrek dong to a politician gets you hauled into court 201579323
Reposted by map381It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My wife: Can you read our baby a book? Me: I can just play an audiobook from my phone. My wife: But then it won't be in your voice. Me: I can train a model. My wife: All my friends were right. You suck ass 416928
Reposted by map381Ravenous @weareravenous.com · 01/10/2026The hot sauce made in Louisiana can now be found all over the globe. How it got there is complicated.buff.lyHow Tabasco Accidentally On Purpose Became the World's Hot SauceThe hot sauce made in Louisiana can now be found all over the globe. How it got there is complicated. 04910
Reposted by map381Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Name an actor who’s been in two movies that rhyme: Hulk Hogan: Muppets in Space, That blurry sex tape where I think he says the n word, struggles with erectile dysfunction and runs out of breath trying to keep up a respectable pace. 3361
Reposted by map381Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75263999884
Reposted by map381Random Dangling Mystery @sidslang.bsky.social · 11/09/2024This is my vote for the most classic 9/11 tweet 5743130
map381 @map381.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ringstatic.klipy.comPinky And The Brain ShrugALT: Pinky And The Brain Shrug 020
Reposted by map381derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie 1272207213992
Reposted by map381Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude. 4048821044
Reposted by map381John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026L'Arc de Participationne 141645308
Reposted by map381The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Man, shut the fuck up. Sometimes people just don't like shit that hums in their ears all night and drinks all their water. They don't like being told they have to alter their existence because some crazed billionaire needs a return on investment. "Leave me the fuck alone" spurs lots of protests. 1220438
Reposted by map381The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Blinking-guy-dot-gif 614521
Reposted by map381Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’ve seen a few doctors in the media blaming the Pennsylvania Department of Health for “politicizing” the announcement of two deaths from measles, or worse, claiming that PADOH physicians “overstated” evidence. I reject this completely. Measles is a reportable disease. This means that all known… 9376106
map381 @map381.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Its a Twitter flashback kinda day. Hit up Bojangles for the first time because of @gregdoucette.bsky.social . And we're in Nashville for a few days, so I'm channeling my inner @thetattooedprof.bsky.social at a Nashville Sounds game 220
Reposted by map381derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name. 178130372596
Reposted by map381Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Here’s A Comic About The Word “Woke” 333458652
Reposted by map381Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026ACKSHULLY Ben Judaism is the religion of the Jewish people, but one's Jewishness is NOT defined by a # of ritual acts. Stewart + Sanders are Jews. To my great consternation, so are you + Ivanka, even tho each of you violate more Torah concepts every day than either of them could in a lifetime. 562133401
Reposted by map381Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This is a factual sentence: Amid an outbreak of explosive diarrhea and with measles cases at a 35-year high, America’s top health official, who has an affinity for roadkill and guzzling raw milk, will soon start hosting a cooking show. My column, tragically: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...usatoday.comMove over, cyclosporiasis. RFK Jr. is hosting a cooking show. | OpinionAmerica's top health official, who has an affinity for picking up roadkill and guzzling raw milk, will soon start hosting a cooking show. Barf. 861397393
Reposted by map381Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Conservatives in 2016: TRIGGERED LIB???? Conservatives in 2026: We are installing trigger warnings in the Smithsonian 4061151096
Reposted by map381Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Reminder when it comes to mifepristone vs other meds… Mortality rates: Mifepristone: 0.65/100,000 Penicillin 2/100K Viagra 4/100K Pregnancy in the US: 22/100,000 (some states see rates >60/100K) More people have died from ICE executions in the past week than will die from mifepristone all year. 318883
Reposted by map381shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it 57139383714
Reposted by map381Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/07/2026“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?” 603226017481
Reposted by map381Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I need the olds to please decide: do you want to complain about kids being inside on their phones, or do you want to complain about the kids outside? You must pick one. 30825181
Reposted by map381Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Hi hello I was going to do a full thread on the Great American State Fair later but it seems I'm starting early: why in the fuck are PragerU, Patriot Academy, and other far right groups the ENTIRETY of the Department of Education booth 15862321701
Reposted by map381shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13/06/2026people who think basketball is full of floppers have never seen the tragedy of soccer players felled by sniper fire 95136690
Reposted by map381Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 04/07/2026not to get political, but America is real pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and i think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time 361555220
Reposted by map381Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Let's hear it for President Dealmaker, who negotiated and signed USMCA (calling it the “best and most important trade deal ever made"), then ran against it, won, and breached it while asking "who would ever sign a thing like this?' from the same desk where he signed it, and now won't renew it.bloomberg.comUS Decides Against Renewing USMCA, Shifting to Rolling TalksThe US won’t renew its trade deal with Canada and Mexico, choosing instead to conduct annual reviews of the pact in a decision that risks adding uncertainty for companies producing goods across North ... 892412876
Reposted by map381William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 28/06/2026The great American state fair being stupid Trump bullshit does legit make me sad, if I’m being honest. A lot of the 250 stuff does. This could have been a really cool and special thing and literally any normal president would have pulled it off. 1575996892
Reposted by map381jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/06/2026ah, but my takes are not hot since i write them in a cool, comfortable, air conditioned home 732358100
Reposted by map381Erin Dwight - Bard Vtuber 🎸 @erindwightvt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026And remember children, it wasn't Superheroes and Action Heroes who changed their values, it was you. 7150261080
Reposted by map381Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one. 363252144861
Reposted by map381Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The Punisher sticker we've needed all along 3178271839
Reposted by map381Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I remember my grandparents (farmers) talking with friends (also farmers) about “milk sick” They were born in the 1890s and all knew pasteurization was a godsend 1928475
Reposted by map381George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 04/06/2026To my Pride folks. You are loved. There ain't no other you. You are so fierce you got these wockaflockas shook and whatnot. Go on with yo' bad selves. 546582979
Reposted by map381David Roberts @volts.wtf · 01/06/2026Imagine how angry Americans would be if the media had adequately explained to them that Obama had secured a deal that was preventing Iran from getting a nuclear weapon and Trump blew it the fuck up. 653343959
Reposted by map381Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I am quite tired of how every goddamn thing with Trump and Republicans is shocking and horrible at first glance and then is always, upon closer inspection, even worse than you thought. 742897
Reposted by map381Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 26/05/2026These fucking demons told me that my neighbor wanted to eat my dog and now they want to talk about social trust evaporating 8554921194
Reposted by map381John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/05/2026As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE. 269138164172
Reposted by map381Playboy @playboy.com · 21/05/2026Trans porn was the second most-viewed category of 2025 on PornHub, up five spots from 2024. For some trans content creators, this isn’t really a surprise: trans people are hot and have always been desired—the political noise around their existence, they say, is just manufactured bullshit.playboy.comTrans Porn Is Booming. Trans Rights Are FadingWe asked trans models and creators about the complicated link between desire and politics, as trans porn is booming while rights fade. 242102657
