mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/10/2026my dogs are stripping the wallpaper in the backrooms 010
Reposted by mulled skullBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Imagine someone inventing tap shoes today. They'd be killed 16934121
Reposted by mulled skullsky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026*knocking gently on a cocoon* are you almost done in there I really need to change 120250
Reposted by mulled skullgeekysteven @geekysteven.com · 08/10/2026"Clowns are scary" wasn't a mainstream sentiment until Stephen King's It. Similarly, before Texas Chainsaw Massacre, people loved leatherfaces. 823859
Reposted by mulled skullNate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My wife, sensing I'm about to pull out my harmonica, gently places her hand on my thigh to let me know it's an inappropriate time. We are an incredible team. 316317
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026now we finally get to saturday night live without fear 010
Reposted by mulled skullmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i don't have any idea which mattresses are good against bowling balls now days. advertisers have left us for dead 216413
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comJohn Cena's Intense StareAlt: John Cena's Intense Stare 010
Reposted by mulled skullterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct 21354317
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i'm at the combination chiropractor jiu jitsu school 194
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Festi the small German party boy just ran into the corn maze, we are yelling at him to come back but he only knows the word "party" in english 040
Reposted by mulled skulllydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 27/06/2024clowns to the left of me. jokers to the right. jesters as far as the eye can see ahead; tricksters lined up behind. taking a little relief in the fact that underneath me is simply the fresh soil of the sweet earth that birthed us all, but then i look up, and oh no: buffoons 528881
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 18/09/2026me: computer, enhance computer: did you say "end hands"? me: no, enhance! computer: ending hands me: *without hands* nooo *from outside*: noooo 000
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 17/09/2026oh you got entombed into a wall? how unfortunato 030
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 17/09/2026in finland the triangle mouse stands for an edgelord type of person. they call him “angular fucksatan” 142
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 16/09/2026this actually happened to me yesterday. against my wishes they left me enough blood to keep posting 021
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 16/09/2026today you will get a taste of my famous "strong style" posting 030
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the doctor said i have "parkin' sons". damn right i do, six generations of valets in this family 033
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Rebel Wilson to Enter Peace Talks with Regime Wilson 020
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026human flesh is way too dense for the impending HurricaneWorld. we need to become more porous, to let the air through. 020
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026when your fish, for a lark, gets attached to a shark, that's remora 011
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i think one of the most interesting wine vintages would be from 1947... made in roswell new mexico!! 👽🍷👽 010
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026tired of air crash investigation shows, give me reenactments of successful airplane landings, people clapping, the works 010
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026im the guy they got going through the list of other animals trying to recreate the success of the civet cat & the coffee bean 020
Reposted by mulled skullJohnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 21/06/2024Concierge: I trust that the room was to your liking. Me: It was fine, other than the... uh... **sotto voce** black crystal obelisk that melts bones. Black Crystal Obelisk that Melts Bones: **hums in tone that melts bones** 0198
Reposted by mulled skullsky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 06/09/2023Please stop falling into the big leaf-covered pit in the forest. That is my home. I live between the spikes. 022539
Reposted by mulled skullRobo Justin @justinmatic5000.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Some guy in a tux is trying to cast a spell on the Orchestra 729085
Reposted by mulled skullSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 18/03/2025[showing a picture of a man with nice hair to my barber] I want you to kill this fucker 15983165
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026doctor says my eyelids have worn thin which must be why i see the world through a veiny red haze when i close my eyes 010
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026how long is it appropriate to wait in the ferris wheel after the power goes out before climbing down the rungs? 110
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026[giving blood] nurse: ok we're all set here *goes to turn off the machine* me: *feebly slaps his hand away* Dont, it's fine, just take it all 162
Reposted by mulled skulldonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I respect my haters and share their concerns 101328294
Reposted by mulled skullmammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 18/11/2025i grabbed drinks with a raven last night and he quoth a bunchh of shit he probably shouldn't have lol 317138
Reposted by mulled skulljims @jims.bsky.social · 19/02/2026in a groundbreaking, world-first surgery, the two wolves inside my large adult son have been successfully euthanized. he now exists within a never-before imagined frame of morality; operating under ethics free of our lupine duality. what will he do now? i hope he convinces his mother to take me back 352586
Reposted by mulled skullsky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026*a tiny mermaid lamplighter carefully reigniting all the anglerfish* 16320
mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026started watching it just last week and i had no idea i needed something like it this much 010
Reposted by mulled skullphil @philjamesson.com · 07/09/2026guy sitting up in bed and stretching hands over head, grabbing a pull-up bar, and lifting himself into another bed to go back to sleep 0747
Reposted by mulled skullmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Introducing Fork 2.0! Exciting new cosmetic options, new hand interface technology and quality-of-life improvements such as haptic feedback, VR support and a farming minigame. Terms and conditions apply. Fork is no longer compatible with spoons 110223
Reposted by mulled skullSwim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026HER: would you like to feel it kick? ME: sure HER: *places my hand on her sensei* 16213
