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Mallory

@malentine.bsky.social
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Therapist by day, nerding out by night. I love literature, trash, and all the middlebrow shit in between.

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 2h
Another thing about fraternities is that the hazing rituals where slightly older young men would physically, mentally emotionally and sometimes even sexually abuse slightly younger young men have always disturbed and upset me greatly. And it’s really telling that I’ve seen men defend those too
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Kate Hagen 🦂 𓋹 🦂 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 4h
"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her." www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 9h
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Micah @rincewind.run · 9h
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay “They were men who felt that The Time Had Come. Regimes can survive barbarian hordes, crazed terrorists and hooded secret societies, but they're in real trouble when prosperous and anonymous men sit around a big table and think thoughts like that.”
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 11h
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 12h
If Third Way got there before you did, you should feel bad.
The "Jason Figured it Out" meme except instead of Jason, it's Third Way
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 11h
Watching Schmitt in the Senate today, I thought of this speech as well.
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Mallory @malentine.bsky.social · 10h
I emailed him basically to the effect of YOU ARE EMBARRASSING ME AND US ALL
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 11h
There are a lot of things they can't do. But there are also a lot of things they can get caught trying to do and force the republicans to constantly publicly fight them on the most popular shit imaginable.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 11h
I have tried to be incredibly real with myself and everyone that even a blue wave of epic proportions doesn't mean much is better. My entire hopes for the next two years are to stop the worst bleeding and to put the fear of consequences in every fucking heart--including Dems who feel forgiving.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11h
blansas ahoy, baby
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12h
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12h
Tweed is such a beautiful fabric to wear this time of year because it produces, in Dolly Parton's phrasing, a coat of many colors. Even a solid-colored brown is not just brown, but bits of red, blue, and yellow to produce something that looks lifted off the Scottish landscape.
There are two photos taped together. The top shows a brown stone building with a brown thatched roof. It's surrounded by green grass, stone walkways, and blue-gray sea. Below is a checked brown tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The one at te top shows a rocky hillside with green and straw-colored grass, gray rocks, and a tan sandy beach below. The blue waters are crashing at the shore. Below is a green herringbone tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The top shows a field of green and straw colored fields with bits of purple flowers. Below is a a series of checked brown tweed that reflect the colors in the landscape above it. A swatch book of solid-colored tweeds. The green tweed has visible flecks of red, gold, and blue.
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Mallory @malentine.bsky.social · 12h
I struggle enough with Josh Hawley being one of my senators that sometimes I think I place Eric Schmitt behind an elaborate memory block until he forcibly reminds me of his existence I have been represented by many turds in the halls of power and he is the Worst
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13h
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14h
swearing aside, the strategy of just making the right stand by the things they say to each other seems pretty good. that was the secret sauce behind the "weird" messaging way back when (that they abandoned for whatever reason)
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let me give you the actual solution to this problem. Universities and colleges have to hire football players as union employees (AFL-CIO, same as the NFL), with no requirement to attend school. They get health and retirement benefits, and are limited to a five year employment contract.
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/... Lawrence Shenkin is a mensch and a believer in peace who is being directly, unconscionably, and illegally screwed over by the Israeli government because his menschlichkeit is offensive to those in power, and everyone should know his name
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Israel freezes aliyah for two Jews over activism protecting Palestinians
In both cases, the protective-presence activists, who did not know each other, had their passports photographed by a soldier or settler. These are the first known cases in which Israeli authorities ap...
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Mallory @malentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
millennial excellence
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 29/09/2026
man I fucking love these videos lol idk if they'll ever get old. it's my jingling keys fr
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 29/09/2026
Many low income people are in fact stay at home parents because the cost of daycare is so high that their salary if they went to work would not cover it.
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Charter School Abolitionist 🇮🇷 @maniccage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This monochrome shit has to end. I cannot take this much joylessness rn. If you're gonna hit me with a car, at least have it be purple or yellow.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyway, I wrote a quick blog about The Witcher 3: Remastered for @criticalverdict.bsky.social
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Yes, you absolutely should play The Witcher 3: Remastered
I'd
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when the president of Cornell got so mad at some anti-Israeli-genocide protestors on campus he tried to hit some of his own students with his car?
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The main reason you haven’t heard about campus sexual violence in a few years is because Trump and SCOTUS have made it much, much harder for survivors to come forward. You might vaguely remember that Title IX was a big battleground in his first term. And that we lost.
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Abe Silberstein @abesilbe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I was a liberal Zionist, I would have considered this an outrage and a scandal. Today, I can't but welcome news that Israel itself is clarifying that it is not a state of all the world's Jews.
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Israel freezes aliyah for two Jews over activism protecting Palestinians
In both cases, the protective-presence activists, who did not know each other, had their passports photographed by a soldier or settler. These are the first known cases in which Israeli authorities ap...
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 28/09/2026
making a doomsday clock specifically for when lebron uses the word "jawn" in a tv commercial and setting the hands to 11:58
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/09/2026
POISON HIM!!!!
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/09/2026
For a “movement” to end… it would have to first begin
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, it doesn’t seem like the NYT has given any coverage to the frat gang rape scandal at Cornell. Not as important as Oberlin’s banh mi or Harvard’s eating clubs I guess
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People don’t understand how fragile our water infrastructure is. I’ve had contaminated water in the last six years. I’ve had my water co. hijacked for digital ransom. We are in perpetual near drought conditions... in NC, not AZ. AI boosters use pedantry about water use as an accountability shield.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all literature is stink lines coming off the alphabet
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Asher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I say this as someone pretty friendly to kink and play spaces: the idea of throwing a consensual non-consent *event* leaves me genuinely agog. I simply do not believe Aella and company are interested in constructing the kind of safeguards and acculturation you'd need to make that remotely safe
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
over the next few years you are going to see kids posting infinite variations of “millennials always wait until the end of the transaction to scan their card 🙄” and it is your sacred duty to not let that turn you into a turbochud
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
weren’t we like essentially out of Skywalkers? I thought that was a point of emphasis
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think it’s fair to say that the student journalists at Cornell are braver than the news networks who just gave up on their WH pool ban even though CNN is still being denied access. www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
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EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Millennials can’t reveal all this information because we like to complain about how exploitative Mr Beast is, and he is, but Mr Beast would basically be on PBS in the early 2000’s, it would be the show with substance
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All of @devintoshea.bsky.social ‘s “Veiled Prophet” is very self-aware about the fact that this is a story about America in 2026 but this part really spoke to me
Those few, of course, will always end up betraying their foot sol-diers, administrators, and allies. The Klansmen of the 1860s did not become the millionaires of the Gilded Age; the Democratic toughs did not live peaceful lives in the afterglow of political violence; the American Bundists did not win the war, and if they had, they'd have been shot in ditches as their superior officers consolidated power.
Members of the White Citizens Council died out, and had their neighborhoods sold to private equity; the most violent street fascists of today will be thrown to the dogs as soon as they lose their use-fulness. As Thomas Pynchon puts it at the end of Shadow Ticket,
"Hitler-happy adolescents," those grinning faces "imagining themselves predators but when observed more closely, fated after all to suffer, to be brought down as prey, even as the hands of those they thought were brothers in a struggle for which them themselves were always too fragile."27
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sam @samthielman.com · 26/09/2026
Oh that's unfair. As a middle-aged married person who has regular sex, at no point am I thinking, "why am I doing this at all" or "this person does this exact same thing with so many different outlets I doubt they could even name mine"
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not to get political on main, but I hate... no, I absolutely loathe gambling, I abhor it! I despise this predatory industry, what it does to people, how it targets vulnerable people, and how it worms its way into everything. If I ever got into power, I'd criminalise these companies.
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Euthyphro @euthyphro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Last night a man hit on me at a bar and would not take no for an answer. He followed me to the bathroom. And then followed me to my car. The problem with modern dating is not that women see themselves as superior. It’s that women want to be treated like people — and a lot of me hate that.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SCOTUS, for the 3rd time, blocks Missouri from using its new GOP gerrymander. AND it defends Missouri's supreme court, blaming the secretary of state for the mess & the fact that voters are seeing different maps in the primary and general election. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.te... • Mar 16, 2025
yknow we've had all kinds of root causes for imperial decline over the centuries. barbarian invasions, economic crashes, just general overextension. but this might be the first time that "total dissolution of the spirit" is at the heart of it all

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Cube @prototypecube.bs... • Mar 16, 2025
"all empires fall but it's rare you see one jump”

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Edrial @edrial.bsky.social • Mar 17, 2025
where's that from?

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Cube
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me, i legit have no idea why i put quotation marks around it and i was hoping nobody would ask
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Mallory @malentine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The iced coffee thing: the only reason to talk about this is not because it is wrong to bring a beverage; it is because young people should be aware that there are people out there doing hiring that will reject you for entirely superficial reasons. They ought not! But they do.
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