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MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 7h

Is Professor Purple still mad at you for stealing his SpongeBob beach towel?

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 7h

Oh, if I only had one regret. I have literally thousands.

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🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 22h

*pops out of interdimensional portal* "BONJOUR!"

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MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think the Baba Yaga knows the location of the seven missing Fabergé eggs.

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MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

How can you still believe in love after three girlfriends in a row filled one of your auditory canal with hot sauce while you were sleeping?

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MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hey Audrey, do you still have the Archie comic that you borrowed 28 years ago? My favourite Jughead story is in it and I want to read it again.

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penny mason @rosegxldheart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"What would you do for a Klondike bar?" Nothing. There is no "Klondike" or "Bar" when we accept the Buddha's teachings of Dharma,

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MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Let's breathe ether in the Paris catacombs while watching a drum battle between 2 clowns.

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Several Onions @amusitr0n.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

I hate the sound of macaroni my nightmares echo with the sickly fleshy smacking of wooden spoons agitating gooey pasta tubes

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MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Where is the nearest portal? I'm ready to try another reality.

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MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm looking for insanity in the form of a book. Any recommendations?

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Every friend group has that one friend who was dissected in 1854 and is now a brain in a jar of formaldehyde, screaming soundlessly from deep within a museum's basement a continent away.

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I wonder where my body will be found? I hope it's somewhere creepy or mysterious.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I am merely a collection of stardust molded into a semiconscious bag of goo forced to make meaning out of existence while remembering to hydrate.

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MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The world is harsh. Be a positive force.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 13/06/2025

if I should die before I wake please donate my body to the dark arts

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Necronomicon.

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MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We all want the same thing. To find a cache of doubloons.

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MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cargo pants are superior to all other pants!

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The light at the end of the tunnel is delivery room lighting.

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 01/10/2026

I don't have to be dead to haunt a motherfucker

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ever since I was a young boy I dreamed of becoming a virtual ghost emerging from the machine.

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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cum and Oreos: A Most Unhinged Memoir

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

emerging nude from a large glowing orb next to a denny’s dumpster

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I find your lack of silliness seriously disturbing

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Katy @septjoy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Movie of the night: Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993).

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Katy @septjoy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Movie of the night: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988).

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I use my spare time to implant false memories in neighborhood squirrels

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MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If we all void scream at the same time, maybe we'll wake Cthulhu.

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MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

An oil stain on my favourite pair of pants, nooooooooooooo!

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MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dark chocolate almonds! WOOHOO!

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🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Temporal fractures and chocolate milk are still a thing. Careful with the timeline. Don't cross the streams.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

aren’t we all just avoiding life while waiting for life

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MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sometimes, I think time is collapsing, then I remember that I just drank a litre of chocolate milk.

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MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I hope I'll have a cool death. Like assassinated by an orangutan with a shotgun.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

slipped on a banana peel into a profound melancholy

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You're just a chemistry set with nightmares.

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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I should have bought more cookies.

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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

In my next life I want to be a crow so I can fuck with everyone. Ya know, break windows, dive bomb people, steal people’s food and drink their beers.

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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I’m done with reality.

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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I wish I was a leech. If I was a leech, I’d crawl through your butthole and find a nice little spot in your lower intestine to bite onto and live off your blood until we both die.

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ari @fromntoi.com · 19/09/2026

There are two wolves inside of you and both of them procrastinate.

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MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is Bigfoot a good throat singer?

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