MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 1hI think the guy got the theory through a ouija board, lol. But it would still explain a lot! 000
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 1hYears ago, I read a crazy theory that an advance species living in a higher plane of existence got rid of all their mental issues through a complex procedure and sent them to a lower realm so that their species could evolve even further. It's us! We are the incarnation of mental illnesses! 100
Reposted by MAD DAVE!Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 4hI will continue to repost my own post until every single one of you bastards have liked it 3389
Reposted by MAD DAVE!🎃 Vidiot Savant 🎃 @vidiot-savant.bsky.social · 13hBanana Bread and chocolate milk counts as breakfast, right? 021
Reposted by MAD DAVE!Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 8hHey Universe, quick question. What the fuck? 1215637
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 6hWho wants to eat cookies and drink chocolate milk in a giant mushrooms forest? 030
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think the guy got the theory through a ouija board, lol. But that would still explain a lot! 000
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Years ago, I read a crazy theory that an advance species living in a higher plane of existence got rid of all their mental issues through a complex procedure and sent them to a lower realm so that their species could evolve even further. It's us! We are the incarnation of mental illnesses! 100
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The urge to comment "What?"under all the posts I don't understand. (Most of them) 064
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Today in my crystal ball: maple fudge brownies. Good omen. 011
Reposted by MAD DAVE!🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I've just been gifted with a drive by maple donut. It's got pudding in it. Bask in my glory hole. 281
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Micro temporal interruption. Fractal deviation. I don't remember where I was going with this. 000
Reposted by MAD DAVE!The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You wouldn't know her. She's from a different asylum. 0208
Reposted by MAD DAVE!MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Did you know that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are one of the rare constant in the multiverse? 011
Reposted by MAD DAVE!MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Desserts lighten the burden of human existence. It's not much, but it's something. 011
Reposted by MAD DAVE!MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I want to reincarnate as a giant purple bat and fly over a neon-green jungle under the light of pastel-hued twin moons. 011
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Bigfoot throwing rocks on the roof in the middle of the night? 000
Reposted by MAD DAVE!🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My minions gifted me a soft plushie that is both chicken and duckie, it's a Chi-Duckie, so I named him Gerald. He eats the souls of my enemies while I sleep. 021
Reposted by MAD DAVE!🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The thing in the basement is hungry again. Time to feed it chicken bones or it'll be after the cat next. 031
Reposted by MAD DAVE!Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sorry I'm late, I was assimilated by an extraterrestrial parasite at a remote Antarctic research station. 21251104
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The weird adventures of Winnie the Pooh. Episode 1: A visitor from Miskatonic University Episode 2: Eeyore dreams of Freddy Episode 3: Piglet is being followed Episode 4: The thing in one hundred acre wood Episode 5: Tigger vs Jason Episode 6: Rabbit found his hole Episode 7 : Winnie in hell 010
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Is Professor Purple still mad at you for stealing his SpongeBob beach towel? 000
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Have you watched The Chair Company? Good and weird show! 011
Reposted by MAD DAVE!Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh, if I only had one regret. I have literally thousands. 1103
Reposted by MAD DAVE!🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026*pops out of interdimensional portal* "BONJOUR!" 074
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think the Baba Yaga knows the location of the seven missing Fabergé eggs. 043
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026How can you still believe in love after three girlfriends in a row filled one of your auditory canal with hot sauce while you were sleeping? 031
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hey Audrey, do you still have the Archie comic that you borrowed 28 years ago? My favourite Jughead story is in it and I want to read it again. 141
Reposted by MAD DAVE!penny mason @rosegxldheart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"What would you do for a Klondike bar?" Nothing. There is no "Klondike" or "Bar" when we accept the Buddha's teachings of Dharma, 082
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Let's breathe ether in the Paris catacombs while watching a drum battle between 2 clowns. 172
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This one is pretty unhinged. bsky.app/profile/quaa... 260
Reposted by MAD DAVE!Several Onions @amusitr0n.bsky.social · 28/11/2025I hate the sound of macaroni my nightmares echo with the sickly fleshy smacking of wooden spoons agitating gooey pasta tubes 22810
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Where is the nearest portal? I'm ready to try another reality. 084
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's on my list! I'll probably read that after naked lunch! Thanks! 110
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yes, it's super fun! "The vomit is warm" is my new favourite quote! 010
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'll try to but a copy this weekend. If it's half as crazy as the movie it's still insane! 010
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I wish cats could talk. It would only be orders and insults. It would still be cool. 120
MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm looking for insanity in the form of a book. Any recommendations? 241
Reposted by MAD DAVE!Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every friend group has that one friend who was dissected in 1854 and is now a brain in a jar of formaldehyde, screaming soundlessly from deep within a museum's basement a continent away. 47113
Reposted by MAD DAVE!Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wonder where my body will be found? I hope it's somewhere creepy or mysterious. 063
