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Martin Concagh @mconcagh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There‘s a great blink-and-you’ll miss-it gag where the cop who invites Hansen to Texas orders the Jared Fogle special from Subway, and I wish we had more of that, more throwing into relief how hypocritical and ineffectual this whole enterprise was with the things it claimed to care about.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
c) frankly I think your taxpayer dollars *should* subsidize my niche artistic interests like opera, which are superior to those of the common herd. every time you watch a fruit soap opera you should be charged 10 cents that goes towards my opera and theatre tickets.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I say this as a fan: China Mieville looks like a guy who John Wick would need an unexpectedly high number of bullets to kill
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/09/2026
17776 Game 27
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My artist friend Scott Eagle's video of his process in creating what amounts to narrative for me, out of lighthouse photos from the contest earlier this year. One person cut off by edge of the photo suggested both a disappearance and a horrific completion. For the Southern Reach coffee table book.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
here is a second one for the sr book. scott loves doing variations, which helps me a lot.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Andy Wagner @awagner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@sickoscommittee.org enjoy the NC State band playing Petey Pablo at Lenovo Center during the weather delay
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 12/09/2026
The normal mind might assume this is a photo of a person catching a football. Actually he's throwing it. Someone else caught it like 25 yards away as part of a touchdown drive
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Macon @maconmaxey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social not sure what I was thinking reading your season opener for @channel6.bsky.social directly after watching Harlan County, U.S.A., but now I'm FEELING some THINGS. Thank you channel-6.ghost.io/go-down-on-t...
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GO DOWN ON THE PEDAL
Sports & Americana stories from Spencer Hall and Holly Anderson, delivered to you twice a week: That's the Channel 6 Guarantee ™
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sean West ... WHAT A PUNT!
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 04/09/2026
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will buikema @willbuikema.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
what would've happened if odysseus had a beautiful brand new 2027 ford f250 king ranch edition to whip ass back to ithaca in
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blood @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Chani: tell me of the dressings of your home world Paul: well you got ranch, buttermilk ranch, peppercorn ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, green goddess, thousand island- Chani: what is this ‘island’ Paul: don’t ever interrupt me
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
you know what, yeah, that is who I want to hear a tribute from here
Shoney's pays tribute to Dolly Parton
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
had a friend who was a concierge at the Four Seasons and he had two special jobs whenever Elton came to town 1. Always know the score of the Braves game when they were playing so he could update Elton 2. Pick out his glasses for the day for him
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“So there’s this race of immortal beings, but they become desensitized over time, so they seek out more and more extreme experiences to—“ “Not quite my tone.” “Uhh, alright, so the magic system is based on combining sounds and colors.” “Are you infodumping or as-you-knowing? Oh, you don’t know?”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Cthulhu story where Miskatonic University goes anti-woke and they stop probing the mysteries of the Old Ones and set up a Charlie Kirk Free Speech Corner.
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Got cut off by a guy with a “what would Walt Whitman do?” bumper sticker. I am being rage baited by god
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
yeah definitely mhmm good reminder ok hold up there
A screenshot from a smoothie shop that reads

Eat Well,
Be Kind.
Defy Mortality.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
:: whispers :: one month. www.youtube.com/watch?v=crhW...
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Fans in Lane Stadium Go Crazy to Enter Sandman - End of Game Miami vs. Virginia Tech - YouTube.flv
YouTube video by C KC
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Louise @selkies.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Is this a good time to mention that in college my History of Translation lecturer (Michael Cronin) told us that one of the first vernacular translations of The Illiad was into Irish, and the translator had to give the main characters dogs because in Gaelic society a free man had a dog
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Walter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The removal of the apex predator will collapse the Maryland I-95 ecosystem
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Beautiful tribute to Borges by Argentina (trapped in horrifying labyrinth, no goal, over in about fifteen minutes)
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19/07/2026
Close enough. Count it
East Rutherford to Ithaca, NY
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18/07/2026
This is Maya. She couldn't decide between taking a swim and taking a nap, so she chose to do both. 13/10 (TT: tinychihuahuacedric)
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 17/07/2026
wait.
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maybe: annie rauwerda @annierau.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i wish everything looked like 1980s computer magazines
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
La résponse imprévue, by René Magritte, 1933, 📸 by Robert Gauthier
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Zoe @zmcadler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
but,,, but it literally is a jersey. The point of the painting is that it wasn’t a pipe, it was a PICTURE of a pipe-
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 06/07/2026
there's gonna be weird people out there who's like blah blah sportsball w/e but like actually deep down sports is about community and I think that's neat
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
FUCK
The sun holding a gun and pointing it towards a human hand holding a gun pointed towards the sun
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Do not speak to me of "barriers to entry". Every act of creation is slicing out a thin sliver of light from the existential darkness of the human condition. You not being able to pick up a fucking pencil and risk failing does not even register.
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stack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Okay, the demon king attacks you and (rolls dice) just barely misses. He wails in (rolls dice) extreme disappointment. He (rolls dice, shakes head) was never any good at anything, and (rolls dice) it all comes rushing out in a show of bare emotion. (rolls dice) I need a charisma save from all of you
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 13/06/2026
Scotland plays in the World Cup tonight, crank it up to a million
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waldokanto.bsky.social @waldokanto.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 04/06/2026
I HAVE ACQUIRED THE COOK OUT FOOTBALL JERSEY
White #40 Cook Out football jersey
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
sometimes you come across a post in the wild that stun locks you. what do you mean you watch tv shows in random order when you’re bored. i need to study your brain
reddit post

White lotus was so boring I couldn’t watch the episodes in order. I had to lottery them to see which I would watch - that made it much more interesting!
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Jamie Hardt @jamie.squad51.us · 25/05/2026
There's a story about the mix for Carpenter's "The Thing". So they're playing back the reel with the Blood Test Scene for Carpenter and the team and as the scene progresses, there's this slowly building rumbling sound... /1
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