Reposted by MaconMartin Concagh @mconcagh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There‘s a great blink-and-you’ll miss-it gag where the cop who invites Hansen to Texas orders the Jared Fogle special from Subway, and I wish we had more of that, more throwing into relief how hypocritical and ineffectual this whole enterprise was with the things it claimed to care about. 31839
Reposted by MaconBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026c) frankly I think your taxpayer dollars *should* subsidize my niche artistic interests like opera, which are superior to those of the common herd. every time you watch a fruit soap opera you should be charged 10 cents that goes towards my opera and theatre tickets. 1234019
Reposted by Maconpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I say this as a fan: China Mieville looks like a guy who John Wick would need an unexpectedly high number of bullets to kill 1658132
Reposted by Macong0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone 137149393448
Reposted by MaconSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 160191093860
Reposted by MaconJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My artist friend Scott Eagle's video of his process in creating what amounts to narrative for me, out of lighthouse photos from the contest earlier this year. One person cut off by edge of the photo suggested both a disappearance and a horrific completion. For the Southern Reach coffee table book. 41087
Reposted by MaconScorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history. 331810490
Reposted by MaconJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026here is a second one for the sr book. scott loves doing variations, which helps me a lot. 1663
Reposted by MaconScorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history. 6135941126
Reposted by MaconAndy Wagner @awagner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026@sickoscommittee.org enjoy the NC State band playing Petey Pablo at Lenovo Center during the weather delay 0135
Reposted by MaconJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 12/09/2026The normal mind might assume this is a photo of a person catching a football. Actually he's throwing it. Someone else caught it like 25 yards away as part of a touchdown drive 520824
Macon @maconmaxey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026@hollyanderson.bsky.social not sure what I was thinking reading your season opener for @channel6.bsky.social directly after watching Harlan County, U.S.A., but now I'm FEELING some THINGS. Thank you channel-6.ghost.io/go-down-on-t...channel-6.ghost.ioGO DOWN ON THE PEDALSports & Americana stories from Spencer Hall and Holly Anderson, delivered to you twice a week: That's the Channel 6 Guarantee ™ 011
Reposted by Maconwill buikema @willbuikema.bsky.social · 28/08/2026what would've happened if odysseus had a beautiful brand new 2027 ford f250 king ranch edition to whip ass back to ithaca in 722216
Reposted by Maconblood @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Chani: tell me of the dressings of your home world Paul: well you got ranch, buttermilk ranch, peppercorn ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, green goddess, thousand island- Chani: what is this ‘island’ Paul: don’t ever interrupt me 3924122
Reposted by MaconBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026you know what, yeah, that is who I want to hear a tribute from here 1470851
Reposted by MaconAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.comimaginationlibrary.comDolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AUDolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas. 45121535980
Reposted by MaconAmadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible. 46149534076
Reposted by MaconBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026had a friend who was a concierge at the Four Seasons and he had two special jobs whenever Elton came to town 1. Always know the score of the Braves game when they were playing so he could update Elton 2. Pick out his glasses for the day for him 2594479
Reposted by MaconTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 09/08/2026“So there’s this race of immortal beings, but they become desensitized over time, so they seek out more and more extreme experiences to—“ “Not quite my tone.” “Uhh, alright, so the magic system is based on combining sounds and colors.” “Are you infodumping or as-you-knowing? Oh, you don’t know?” 327833
Reposted by MaconGareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Cthulhu story where Miskatonic University goes anti-woke and they stop probing the mysteries of the Old Ones and set up a Charlie Kirk Free Speech Corner. 731538
Reposted by MaconHappy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Got cut off by a guy with a “what would Walt Whitman do?” bumper sticker. I am being rage baited by god 1448841
Reposted by MaconRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/07/2026yeah definitely mhmm good reminder ok hold up there 1514615
Reposted by MaconJane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 29/07/2026:: whispers :: one month. www.youtube.com/watch?v=crhW...youtube.comFans in Lane Stadium Go Crazy to Enter Sandman - End of Game Miami vs. Virginia Tech - YouTube.flvYouTube video by C KC 3746
Reposted by MaconLouise @selkies.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Is this a good time to mention that in college my History of Translation lecturer (Michael Cronin) told us that one of the first vernacular translations of The Illiad was into Irish, and the translator had to give the main characters dogs because in Gaelic society a free man had a dog 252252546
Reposted by MaconWalter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The removal of the apex predator will collapse the Maryland I-95 ecosystem 292192321
Reposted by MaconBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Beautiful tribute to Borges by Argentina (trapped in horrifying labyrinth, no goal, over in about fifteen minutes) 7998187
Reposted by MaconDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI 07841
Reposted by MaconWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18/07/2026This is Maya. She couldn't decide between taking a swim and taking a nap, so she chose to do both. 13/10 (TT: tinychihuahuacedric) 159109231206
Reposted by Maconvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 17/07/2026wait. 18975146
Reposted by Maconmaybe: annie rauwerda @annierau.bsky.social · 08/07/2026i wish everything looked like 1980s computer magazines 15646125
Reposted by MaconArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 07/07/2026La résponse imprévue, by René Magritte, 1933, 📸 by Robert Gauthier 301028138
Reposted by MaconZoe @zmcadler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026but,,, but it literally is a jersey. The point of the painting is that it wasn’t a pipe, it was a PICTURE of a pipe- 611216
Reposted by Maconjen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 06/07/2026there's gonna be weird people out there who's like blah blah sportsball w/e but like actually deep down sports is about community and I think that's neat 141089157
Reposted by Maconin the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL! 3192824811173
Reposted by MaconSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Do not speak to me of "barriers to entry". Every act of creation is slicing out a thin sliver of light from the existential darkness of the human condition. You not being able to pick up a fucking pencil and risk failing does not even register. 232196556
Reposted by Maconstack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Okay, the demon king attacks you and (rolls dice) just barely misses. He wails in (rolls dice) extreme disappointment. He (rolls dice, shakes head) was never any good at anything, and (rolls dice) it all comes rushing out in a show of bare emotion. (rolls dice) I need a charisma save from all of you 247376
Reposted by MaconLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 13/06/2026Scotland plays in the World Cup tonight, crank it up to a million 501436381
Reposted by Maconwaldokanto.bsky.social @waldokanto.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026 45104843380
Reposted by MaconJeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 04/06/2026I HAVE ACQUIRED THE COOK OUT FOOTBALL JERSEY 622730
Reposted by MaconJackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands 4360732055
Reposted by Maconleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026sometimes you come across a post in the wild that stun locks you. what do you mean you watch tv shows in random order when you’re bored. i need to study your brain 571931165
Reposted by MaconJamie Hardt @jamie.squad51.us · 25/05/2026There's a story about the mix for Carpenter's "The Thing". So they're playing back the reel with the Blood Test Scene for Carpenter and the team and as the scene progresses, there's this slowly building rumbling sound... /1 4326127